Rating: M

Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer of Twilight fame, owns it all, I don't,

I just wish I did.

A/N…Thank you Lovinrob and Amandac3, there are no words.

Courage, Tina.

Xoxox Creepy #1 …..get your to ass feeling better.

CHAPTER 14

Bella

"I know right? And he likes me. He said so." I turn, flipping my hair and stick my tongue out at them, laughing, while I run up the stairs to get my boots.

"Wanna go to the store first or fight over who gets what room?" I yell at them from the top of the stairs.

We decide we need liquor and pile into Rosalie's brand new Land Rover. I swear she bought it just for this trip!

I think we bought out the entire liquor store; we shouldn't want for anything. Once we get home we put the ice outside on the deck, set up the bar on the breakfast counter and the three of us start cutting and chopping the garnishes. We had anything and everything for whatever we wanted to drink.

Surprisingly, there was no fighting over the guestrooms and Rosalie and Alice unpacked then came back down to sit with me. I opened beers for us and sat in front of the fire while Alice went to the kitchen to make an icepack for my face.

"So, tell us about him Bella." Alice says to me out of the blue.

I tell them with renewed interest about how I first saw him on the road on my way to Tahoe then how I bumped into him at the gas station and then again at the ski lifts the following morning.

"I've been with him every day since Monday and so much has happened in these five days it's unbelievable." I tell them about the texting and how he saved me and refused to leave me last night and what a perfect gentleman he was.

"What happened about the girlfriend thing?" Rosalie asks, reminding me of the memory. I am grateful Edward is willing to put it all behind us to tell you the truth.

I see Alice perk up. "What about a girlfriend?" She asks and I explain to Alice what happened last night with Tanya's phone call to Edward.

"We talked about it this morning and got it all worked out. She wasn't ever his girlfriend, she was more of his friend with benefits kind of thing. He called her to break it off completely but it didn't go over well with her. It's over and he explained it all to me and we are going to put it behind us and see where things go from here." I tell them with a smile.

After I explain everything to them I jump up and say, "Let's go get beautiful girls. They will be here in an hour." And with that, we start to act like three teenaged girls, screaming and giggling and fighting each other to be the first one up the stairs.

I primp, shave and dress in my navy blue bikini under a pair of loose fitting jeans that ride way low on my hips and show off all of my curves. I decide on a tight fitting long sleeve white V t-shirt. The material is so thin that you can practically see through it. I am positive that he will like the little bit of skin showing between my shirt and my jeans. I wear my hair up in clipped up messy style so it won't get wet in the tub and splash a little color on my cheek so that it is not the same color as my swimsuit. I dab a little perfume behind my ears and I'm done. I run down the hall to check on Alice and, as usual, she looks impeccable. She is wearing a very feminine olive colored haltered maxi dress that shows off all of her voluptuous curves. It's very Alice and I am sure very Jasper as well. Fate couldn't have put two more perfectly compatible people together as Jasper and Alice.

Rosalie comes gliding into the room looking like a Victoria Secret runway model in a pair of hipster bootcut jeans that are tattered and torn down the legs, you know, the kind you pay hundreds of dollars for but look like you've had since high school? She pairs those with a mustard colored blouse that she ties at the waist and leaves the first three buttons open to expose her naturally well-endowed chest. This outfit also shows off her rock hard abs too. Emmett is going to cum in his jeans, I just know it.

"Wow, you guys. I feel totally inadequate standing next to you two." I say, giving them the girl-on-girl eye fucking they rightfully deserve.

"Are you fucking kidding me? I'd give a million bucks to look like you, Bella. Except for that eye thingy." Rose says.

"You are petite and that is something I have never been. I can never find a man taller than me or one that makes me feel small when he holds me. Besides, that man of yours is totally smitten with you. You've got what he wants and you know it." Rosalie says, tampering down my insecurities. I love this woman and jump up to give her a girl hug.

"Let's go get drunk." I say and we run downstairs when my cell vibrates in my pocket.

E: On our way, u ready for me baby?

B: More than ever. Hurry.

E: Look out your window.

"The guys are on their way. Rose, would you open three Heineken's for them?" I ask and Rosalie jumps up from the barstool and heads into the kitchen.

I run to the door and Edward is standing there in a pair of tight fitting black jeans and a tight black t-shirt showing off every muscle he owns. I start to salivate just looking at him and hope I can make it through the night because I am one flirty and horny drunk girl.

He wraps his arm around me and whispers in my ear, "I will tell you in about 5 minutes how fucking hot you are looking right now but first I have to watch Emmett." I smile and kiss him quickly.

"Come in boys. I want to introduce you to my girls." I stand back and watch Emmett and Jasper enter the room and I can see Emmett straining his neck looking for Rosalie. Edward and I look at each other and grin.

"Jasper, this is Alice. Alice, Jasper." And the skies open and doves and sunshine fill the room as I watch love at first sight develop right before my eyes.

Jasper makes his way to where Alice is and takes her hand in both of his, "Very nice to meet you at last, Alice." She blushes and smiles and they walk to the bar and start a private conversation. Ahhhhh, my job here is done.

Just as I'm about to take Emmett to meet Rose, she comes around the corner with beers in hand and Edward and I watch Emmett's face do this crazy thing I can't describe, but it involves his jaw hitting the floor. I look over at Rosalie and she has morphed from a badass city bitch to a sweet natured innocent all with just one look at him. Her lips part and I watch as her jaw slowly drops.

At that moment I hear fireworks and cherry bombs going off in the room. Okay, it was in my own mind, but you know what I mean. I take the beers from her hands for fear of her losing her grip, and hand one to Edward.

"Emmett, this is Rosalie. Rose, this is Emmett." Edward and I watch the two of them eye fuck each other from head to toe and Emmett slowly approaches her and stands so close to her I can't see daylight between them. He looks down into her eyes and she smiles, which I'm sure is because she has to look up at him to see his into eyes.

"Rosalie." Emmett says in his deep baratone voice as he looks down into her eyes.

"Emmett." Rosalie replies as she cranes her neck to look up at him.

I watch this as they back away from each other still staring. I don't know how they wound up with a chair between the two of them, but they start to circle around it. Emmett closes the space between them while they mentally copulate and I watch him make the first move when he gently brushes his hands up her arms. I almost feel like a voyeur watching their foreplay. Rosalie turns into silly putty when Emmett pulls the coolest, smoothest move of all time… he bends Rose backward in a hot and searing kiss worthy of a 1940's movie. Rosalie's arms just fall to the ground behind her and Emmett has to hold her up to prevent her from collapsing to the floor. When they finally come up to breathe, Emmett has only two words for her.

"Fuck, Rosie!"

And Rosalie is just as articulate. "Wow."

The rest of us, as their audience, are on our feet watching the whole thing unfold and we break out in applause. I doubt they were even aware we were in the room, or if they even cared.

Edward and I laugh and leave them to themselves. Alice turns up the music and I go to the bar to make a dirty martini for myself and that's when Edward pulls me to the side and pours kisses up and down my neck.

"Mmmm, you are smelling pretty good, Bella, and you are looking too fucking sexy in those jeans. I can't wait to get you out of them." I can feel myself getting wet just listening to that voice talk to me. He can say 'I'm taking out the stinky trash' and I would drench my panties at the sound of his sultry, sexy, velvet voice. Fuck, what that would sound like in an English accent!

He pulls away from the kiss and I can't help but stare and touch his sexy chest, planting a kiss just above the V in his sweater. I raise my lust-filled eyes to his hopefully telling him exactly what I want. I move to run my hands across his waist and pull him close to me when he stops my movement by holding my wrists.

"You can't do that to me, Bella. These pants don't afford me much room as it is." I look down and see what he means. Now if I can only talk him into letting me do something about that.

"Monday, Edward?" I question hoping he has changed his mind. He looks in Emmett's direction and says, "I'm afraid so, Bella."

Damn.

I do a fake sulk and turn toward the party in the kitchen. Why do parties always end up in the kitchen?

Rosalie, true to herself and not one to be the little innocent flower for very long, finds her voice, looks around and says, "Hey, where's the fucking pizza?"

I pipe in, "Yeah, where's the pizza, Edward?"

Edward and Jasper both turn their heads toward Emmett, "Yeah Em, where's the pizza?"

He stands there like a little boy lost.

"If you don't tell her, I will." Jasper says with a smirk, "Oh, hell… Emmett couldn't wait to get here to see you guys."

You can see the embarrassment on Emmett's face.

"You are being too diplomatic, brother." Edward looks at all of our faces before continuing, "Emmett couldn't wait to see the face of the woman that he lost his heart to by telephone no less and said the food would have to wait because he needed to see his Rosie."

Next thing I know Emmett is running toward Edward and they go flying over the couch.

"Shut the fuck up Edward before I tell them about Annette."

Edward is laughing, "Okay, okay, I threw in that last part but the rest is true."

"Fucker." Emmett says as he hits Edward's shoulder.

Edward walks up to me rubbing his arm, laughing and whispers in my ear, "Annette was a little girl in 6th grade. A most embarrassing moment involving puberty."

I laugh and he kisses my forehead.

"Come on Rosie, let's go get some pizza." Emmett says, smiling down into her eyes, guiding her out the door with his arm wrapped around her shoulder.

I decide right then that I'd better move the furniture to the outside walls of the room because although Edward stands at a towering 6'2", Emmett must be 6"4" easy and is a bull in a china shop just as Edward claimed him to be.

I clean the kitchen mess from the first round of drinks and mix myself another martini when Edward comes up behind me and presses himself into my backside. I lay my head back against his chest and wrap my hands around the back of his neck. He holds my hips and starts rocking our bodies to the beat of the music, lifting my arms over my head and grinding his hips into mine. He starts at my wrists, gently running his hands down the length of my arms, across my breasts and down across my stomach feeling my skin. He tucks his hand slightly down the waistband of my jeans and I can feel him grind his cock into me as he dances against me.

Holy shit this man turns me the fuck on.

I lower my hand behind his neck pulling him down so I can kiss his ear and hear him gasp as he lowers his hand further into my bikini bottom.

It's my turn to gasp into his ear and I simply whisper, "Edward."

I can feel the warmth of my breath across his ear and cheek. He moans and lowers his hand deeper, completely touching me. Nothing else exists around me when I feel him slip his finger into me sliding it back out and toying with my clit.

"Fuck Bella, you are so wet."

He strokes my clit with his finger before he inserts the entire length into me again. I am on the edge and begin to sway my hips to match the rhythm of Edward's magical fingers when Rosalie and Emmett walk through the door. Edward doesn't stop until he gives my orgasm-filled-cockblocked-clit a nice little rub before removes his hand and puts his finger in his mouth and moans as he savors me.

"Mmmm, Bella…you taste…. so good." Edward says in my ear, still holding my body tight against him.

"Get a room!" Rosalie yells out which causes Jasper and Alice to come out of the love coma they are in and join the party.

I turn in Edward's arms and whisper, "I was this close dammit. Don't you ever do that again without finishing the job." I say gently brushing my hand against his crotch. I hear the sharp intake of breath from him and smile.

We devour the pizza in no time and are ready for the hot tub so Edward and I go outside to remove the cover and get it started. Edward catches me from behind while I'm bent over and runs his hand over my ass and down between my legs, cupping me.

"I want more of you baby." He whispers seductively against me.

I stand up and smile, "Monday, Edward." I remind him again and then proceed to go back into the house.

Before I walk through the door I look over my shoulder and say, "Your rule, not mine, baby." I giggle, leaving him outside to cool off in the cold winter air.

"Everybody ready for the tub? It's starting to snow so be careful on the slippery deck." I say as I run up the stairs to grab as many towels as I can find.

When I came downstairs Edward is waiting for me at the bottom.

"If this is all I get of you tonight then, please, allow me." Sexy is not strong enough word to describe this man.

He takes the hem of my shirt and pulls it over my head. Then, while he looks me directly in the eyes, he methodically unbuttons my jeans, slowly lowering the zipper and slipping his hands down the back. He lowers my pants down my legs and helps me step out of them. He then stands back up, looking at me and takes my hand, turning me like a ballerina to check out my ass and rubs it like a genie's magical lamp. I smile and grab a towel and head outside to the tub. After the guys watch us girls strip to our bikinis, they change into their shorts.

The tub sits six, three on each side, so all the girls sit on one side and the guys on the other. It doesn't take long though for Edward's foot to find my candy. I look at him, smile and shake my head at him.

Jasper speaks up first and says to Alice, "So what do you girls do in San Francisco?"

"I am a personal organizer." Alice says proudly and then shoots a glare at Emmett when he starts laughing.

"What's so fucking funny?" Rosalie speaks up, glaring at him. "I bet your life is one hell of a mess and you can't even find your socks, let alone your dick." That gets a round of applause and whistles from everyone.

"What that girl does is organize some of the busiest households in the city allowing husbands, wives, mothers and fathers to devote more of their precious time to one another without having to spend it on what Alice fixes for them." She continues fiercely.

Emmett bows his head in shame and when Alice reaches over and kisses Rose full on the lips, Emmett snaps up his head with renewed energy at the possibility of a new topic; girl-on-girl sex.

"Jesus Emmett, what are you 12?" Rose snaps at him. "Have you never been laid before because you have the sexual attention span of an ant. I love both of these girls right here but I'm all about penis. If you make one more sexual innuendo against them or slur of any kind or bashing of their exceptional character, I will pull a Lorena Bobbit on you by morning."

Emmett just looks at her with a huge grin on his face, "Fuck Rosie, I was just lookin'. But would you do that with Bella now because it was fucking hot."

Rosalie throws her head back in laughter then moves to his lap and gives him a big bear hug of her own. Yeah, these two are in love for sure.

Alice looks at Jasper, "She takes care of us." And they do that googly eye thing at each other again.

"I need another drink." I say, slightly slurring. "Edward, I need a baby sitter honey. Don't let me go out anywhere cause I'm one drink away from slut girl." I step out of the tub slipping on the snow covered deck and everyone starts laughing, including myself. God I'm a klutz! I pull up over the edge of the tub and try to get my footing, "Fuck you guys," then disappear again.

"Okay, that's a safety hazard right there." I say as I lay there listening to everyone laugh at me.

Edward leans over the tub and smiles down at me before helping me back up. When we are settled back into our seats, he turns to Rosalie and asks her what she does for a living.

"Ever hear of Hale Transportation?" She says.

"No fucking way! Is that you? Are you THAT Hale?" Emmett asks excitedly. "We use you guys to ship our wines and shit."

"I know. Although I didn't know you were Volturi until Bella told me the other day." Rosalie says.

"Guess who her father is, Em." Edward pipes in. "Hale, Whitlock and Evanson?"

"Wow, you are a sweet little catch, Rosie girl." Emmett looks at her adoringly. "It's a good thing I fell in love with your sweet ass before I met you, otherwise you would think I'd be after your money."

Not wanting to answer questions about me, I change the subject. "Hey Em, tell us the funniest thing that ever happened to you while on a date." It was a random question but I bet he has some good ones. He rubs his chin in contemplation.

"Now Rosie, this is all before I met you honey so don't be goin' and gettin' all Lorena on me okay?" He looks at her and winks.

"Wait… wait, don't start yet, I need another drink. Anyone else?" Rosalie takes our drink orders and carefully steps out of the tub.

"Fuck, Rosie your ass looks hot in that little piece of material you have wrapped around it." Emmett says when she returns.

She looks at him and as she turns around to shake her ass for him she hits the deck, then Emmett jumps out of the tub to save her and he hits the deck and then I go to jump out of the tub to save them and Edward grabs my arm, shaking his head.

"You've already hit that deck twice, baby." He says as I giggle and watch that big bull try to stand up on the slippery deck, drunk on his ass, literally. It was like watching someone have sex in a hammock while standing up. The funniest thing I've ever seen.

After everyone is back in the water, Emmett starts with his story. Of course it was a college tale.

"I was seeing a girl named Julie while I was at Columbia. She was from upstate New York and was 21 with a modeling contract. We met through a mutual friend who was interviewing her for a job. Five weeks and lots of sex later, she thought we were dating. And as my brothers know, I didn't date then. It was all about the sex for me.

It still is but only with you for now on Rosie girl." He reaches over to stroke her cheek but she only rolls her eyes at him.

"After years of bad missionary with nothing but high school girls, anal was one of those things I hadn't done before and wanted to try. Julie was hot and more importantly naïve and open to just about anything."

I look at Rose who is watching him intently. Okay, this is going to be interesting.

"She didn't want to do it at first and wanted to do just normal sex stuff so I had to talk her into it. She said she had never done it before and I told her I hadn't either and that everyone was doing it; it was the new black.

When that didn't work, I told her she couldn't get pregnant that way and she could go off birth control forever.

When that didn't work she said she liked it the normal way and I told her that everyone in Europe was doing it especially the runway models and I asked her if she wanted to be a runway model. When she said yes, I told her that she needed to do anal to be one... She agreed."

I put my hand over my mouth to try and stifle my giggle and then look over at Edward who is looking down smirking. He has obviously heard this story before. Emmett leans back and puts his arms along the edge of the hot tub.

"Well…I had no idea what I was doing so I rented some porn. For educational purposes only, so get your minds out of the gutter.

I also consulted a gay guy at school and he told me how to do it but I think he started to like me so I quit talking to him."

This elicits chuckles from both Edward and Jasper and at this point I can't stop the giggles. Pretty soon we were all laughing. When things settle down Emmett continues.

"The night we decided to do it we were both hammered, sloppy drunk. She's up there on her knees with her ass in the air and I take a 4 oz. bottle of AstroGlide and stuck the tip in there and emptied half inside her and used the other half on me. I have since learned that a 4 oz bottle will last 6 months with regular use. She was well lubed for sure."

By now, Rose is just shaking her head at him and laughing so hard that I think her boobs are going to fall out of her suit.

"I rammed into her not thinking about her at all, because I was an all about me kind of guy back then.

But I'm not anymore Rosie, it's all about you.

Anyway, I started ramming her and pounding her so hard that she threw up. When I saw that, I puked all down her ass. When she turned around and saw me throwing up all over her, she turned and puked again but all over me. When she did that, that shit grossed me out and I threw up all over her.

I haven't had anal sex since."

"Except with you, Rosie. I'd do it with you."

A/N: Thanks to all of you who read my story and review it. The thing most mentioned in your reviews is how much you love my Edward, or Skiward Lovinrob likes to refer to him. I love him as well so please continue to enjoy and your reviews are always appreciated.