This is the impromptu finale of the Percy's Incredibly Stupid Sequel! So, I can start work on a spinoff! Yup, I'm working on a spinoff! With who? Harry Potter! I am changing course with book series! In the spin-off, some cross-overs may occur (i.e. Percy Jackson, Hunger Games, and more!) So, I present to you, the finale

Chapter 14: The Finale (Percy's Several Alternate Timelines)

"I can't believe you're docking our series because you can't use your imagination!" Percy screamed.

"Yeah! Why are you doing this, you rotten ass!" Annabeth screamed.

"TAQUITOS!" Grover cried.

"Calm down! This may be the end of your series but you will still appear in Harry's spin-off!"

"And HARRY? You're making HARRY FREAKING POTTER THE MAIN CHARACTER? Man, you've changed..." Nico yelled in frustration.

"You know, I can easily make your lives in the series completely and utterly miserable with a few presses on a keyboard."

"Oh yeah? Oh yeah?" Grover screamed.

"I bet you I can survive ANYTHING you throw at me!" Percy yelled.

"Alright... You asked for it!"

Alternate Reality #1 (Percy marries Annabeth)

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join together this man and this woman..."

"This is the happiest day of my life." Percy said joyously.

"It's not mine." Annabeth muttered.

"Annabeth, do you take Percy Jackson as your husband?"

"F*** NO!" Annabeth laughed and ran out of the chapel.

Percy stood there heartbroken, "Forever Alone... Mommy... WHY? WHY? WHY?"

Alternate Reality #2 (Percy marries Rachel)

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join together this man and this woman..."

"I object to this union!" Rachel cried, "You cheated on me, Percy Jackson!"

"When?" Percy asked confused.

"Well, you'll cheat on me in the future! Then I find out 2.245 seconds later!"

"I wouldn't do anything of the sort!"

"Well, you don't have oracle powers like me, I know it will happen!"

Rachel ran out of the church sobbing. Percy looked at one of the bridesmaid, "Hey sexy, how you doing..."

Then Rachel ran back inside and screamed, "I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!

She pulled a shotgun out of her ass and shot the minister, Percy, and the bridesmaid.

Alternate Reality #3 (Annabeth's a...)

Percy and Annabeth entered Cabin 3 making out, then they fell onto Percy's bed. Annabeth undid Percy's shirt and tossed it on the floor, "Percy... Oh... Percy."

"Come on, Annabeth... Let's do this.":

"I have to tell you something..."

"What is it, Annabeth."

Percy started to kiss her neck and started to work his way down. Suddenly, Annabeth cleared her throat and a deep baritone voice rang out, "Percy, I'm a guy."

Silence fell, "AAUGH!"

Alternate Reality #4 (Percy's Freakishly Good Sex Change)

Percy had finally done it. He now has what he's always wanted. Green eyes like daggers piercing your core, with a body like a coke bottle and a smile like an angel. Skin deep and rich like warm cocoa with flowing raven hair that gently falls down his back. Then, the best part of what he wanted: boobies. Round, enormous, double-D cup boobs. The plastic surgeon did wonders on his body. Then his clothes... Finally, he's out of those boring boy clothes. A tight navy blue tube top, short white miniskirt, and matching heels.

I won't write anymore because this is weird.

Alternate Reality #5 (Percy's Time Travelling Reincarnation)

Shortly after chapter four of Percy's Incredibly Stupid Adventures, Grover was still in the hospital. Grover saw a person sitting on his bed, she was around her mid-sixties and she was not exactly small, she was quite the opposite. She was dressed in a Camp Half-Blood and white super skinny jeans. Her hair was short, stopping at the bottom of her neck. Then, she spoke, "Hey goat boy, how's it going?"

"Who are you?" Grover replied disturbed.

"You don't recognize your best friend? Ouch, Grover... That hurts."

"Percy?"

"Of course, meat head. Who else?"

"What happened to you?"

"Well, I bet Olympian876 that he couldn't make my life miserable. So he portrayed me as this old chick."

"Oh..."

"Well, I wouldn't call her a chick. I have testicles and a hoohah. Wanna see?"

"Um... Maybe later," Grover said, "Is there a back story on how you got like this?"

Percy replied, "Nope. But you said you wanted to see it later."

Percy unzipped his pants and showed Grover... His hermaphrodite genitals, "I know... F**KIN' DISTURBING! AWESOME RIGHT?"

Alternate Timeline #6 (Percy marries Nico)

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join this man and this... other man."

"I GIVE! I GIVE! YOU WIN! NO WAY AM I MARRYING NICO!" Percy shouted.

Nico heard this and began to cry. Then, Percy and the others see him running into the woods. Olympian876 began to speak, "I love you all. Besides Percy..."

"I was your main character!" Percy talked back.

"You're going to talk back, huh?" Olympian876 questioned, "All right."

Alternate Reality #7 (Hermaphrodite Percy marries Gay Nico, Enraged Rachel, Transgender Annabeth)

"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join this man, this man-woman, this woman, and this 'woman'."

Percy's old, wrinkled body was dressed in a white buttoned down shirt, black tie and jacket on his top half, the other half was a flowing white, bedazzled skirt. Annabeth had her beard neatly trimmed for the occasion, her dress was a blue, backless, halter dress. Rachel was dressed in a bright red dress. Then, Nico was in black leather briefs, Nico was the first one to speak, "I love you so much, Percy."

"GET OFF, NICO! HE'S MINE!" Rachel screamed.

"I HAD HIM FIRST!" Annabeth said in a low, angry voice.

"NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!" Percy screamed.

THE END

A/N: Well, that was fun wasn't it? I'll see you sometime in the summer for HARRY & Friends. Good-bye all!