Second of my triple post

(Chotazu!)

VOICE: Know your stars know your stars know your stars know your stars

CHOTAZU: uhh…

VOICE: Chotazu…he's a circus clown

CHOTAZU: No I'm not

VOICE: Yeah you are, and you're also a puppet

CHOTAZU: What!?!?!

VOICE: Chotazu…is actually a Muppet

CHOTAZU: what's a Muppet?

VOICE: (gasps) Chotazu I'm can't believe it, you don't even know your own kind?

CHOTAZU: what?

VOICE: Chotazu…is a disgrace to all Muppets.

CHOTAZU: I don't even know what a Muppet is!

VOICE: This is why you're a disgrace

CHOTAZU: You not even making any sense

VOICE: I don't need to make sense.

CHOTAZU: yeah, why not?

VOICE: Because I am Artemis Day, the author and I can do whatever I want…like this…

(Suddenly, Chotazu gets a duck bill)

CHOTAZU: What the hell?

VOICE: What? You don't like you duck bill

CHOTAZU: No

VOICE: (Crying) YOU HURT MY FEELINGS NOW YOU HAVE TO SAY YOU'RE SORRY. (Cries)

CHOTAZU: I WILL NOT SAY I'M SORRY!

(Then a million huge ray guns pop out all pointed at Chotazu)

VOICE: (Sniffs) what was that? I didn't quite hear you.

CHOTAZU: (Is very very very very scared of the ray guns) I'm sorry

VOICE: Okay, I feel better now.

CHOTAZU: (Sighs with relief but then is hit by one of the ray guns, the duck bill spins around his head a bunch of time before stopping.) You're despicable

VOICE: And you stole that from Loony tunes.

CHOTAZU: grrrrrrr…

VOICE: Why do they always growl at me like that?

CHOTAZU: Can you please get rid of this duck bill now?

VOICE: Fine

(Duck bill vanishes)

CHOTAZU: Thank you

VOICE: Chotazu…he went to Muppet jail 17 times because he's a bad Muppet.

CHOTAZU: I don't even know what a Muppet is, how can I be one.

VOICE: I don't know, all I know is that you're doing a terrible job and have to go back to Muppet jail.

CHOTAZU: What?

(Then a jail car comes in and the Muppet cops, Kermit the frog and Fozzibear come out)

KERMIT: Chotazu, you're under arrest on charges off being a terrible Muppet.

FOZZI: In fact, you're such a bad Muppet, that you've already been sentenced to 1000000 ½ years in jail, and then another 1000000 ½ years of good Muppet school.

KERMIT: Let's go

(They attempt to drag Chotazu into the car)

CHOTAZU: NO, I'M NOT A MUPPET; I'M NOT GOING TO MUPPET JAIL! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! I'M NOT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

(They drag Chotazu into car and then drive him away to Muppet Jail)

VOICE: Now you know, Chotazu…the guy who is a circus clown as well as a really bad Muppet.

Thanks to those who reviewed with ideas for Chotazu, I appreciate it.