dedicated to: rhyrhy, romeaynce, &&veroxion. (I DONT DESERVE YOUR GUYS' LOVE DDDx)
prompt: fmylife(dot)com
rating: M
story: drabble fourteen. sasuke's POV.
FML o14: Today, I called my mom and told her I loved her. She asked me if I was going to kill myself. FML.
note: i decided to do one chapter: sakura's POV. 2nd chapter: sasuke's POV. 3rd chapter: third person. and so on and so forth. REPEAT until we REACH THE ENDDD.
special note: dedicated to haisha hime, for telling me about the bad touch song a few months ago. i love you, dearie. x3
summary:Today, I finally got the courage to tell her that I loved her. Over the phone. So as I said it, she paused, then said--"Sasuke-kun, are you gonna kill yourself?" FML.
.o14.
by
SasuSaku Forever and Ever
(aka; ohh, &&xena/-x- XENAPHOBiiA -x-/Xenaphant)
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Phone Call
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I'll admit it.
I was in love with her.
Truly, madly, and deeply in love.
"I WANNA STAND WITH YOU ON A MOUNTAIN."
I totally would.
"I WANNA BATHE WITH YOU IN THE SEA!"
I want to feel your body under mine.
"I WANNA LAY LIKE THIS FOREVER! UNTIL THE SKY FALLS DOWN ON ME!"
Punch.
"Shut up, dobe."
Naruto groaned, rubbing his head. "Teme, don't punch me! I was helping you with your speech!"
"Go away, Naruto."
The blonde kid 'hmphed.'
I rehearsed the lines in my head over and over again.
Hey, Sakura--
or Hn, Sakura.
Maybe Sakura?
Or Sakura, Sakura--wherefore art thou, Sakura?
All of them sounded so...so...bizarre.
What would I do? I planned the whole thing in my head, me holding a bouquet of roses, down on one knee, maybe using a couple pick up lines...
And then the baby-making.
Oh, lord, the sex.
It would be phenomenal.
Doing it through a letter--someone could get it before she can, and then spread the word...before Naruto does it.
Oh fuck.
Or texting? No, she would be mad that I wouldn't be able to tell it to her through words. Personally. She would think Naruto did it, or someone else.
I can already imagine.
From: Uchiha Sasuke
To: Haruno Sakura
5:38 PM
I love you.
And then a reply, like--
From: Haruno Sakura
To: Uchiha Sasuke
5:43 PM
Go to hell, Naruto. Go to hell.
So obviously, that's out of the question.
And then it struck me.
A phone call!
Yes, a phone call...I wouldn't have to suffer the embarrassment of being stupid (which I am not, for I am an Uchiha), and she would know it would be me.
It was perfect.
So I got my blackberry out, and started unlocking it with the password, "babieswithsakura."
Apparently, Naruto got a hold of it, and I was stuck in the middle of a BrickBreaker game. On level 16.
And no, Naruto had to FINISH before I could call her.
So I spent, oh, I don't know...an hour and a half watching condom commercials (you know, for the future) until he was finished beating the god-damned game.
Then I fell asleep.
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I woke up, my head feeling ticklish.
Oh, hell no, Naruto.
Lipstick? Really?
Well, at least it was in the form of Harry Potter's scar.
Dear Harry Potter, may you shine your glory forever.
Quote from Sakura.
Anyway, I had my phone back. And I breathed in and out, rehearsing unknown lines and such while rubbing the lipstick off. I told Naruto to go away, and pushed him out the door, locking him outside with three free ramen coupons.
I wouldn't be bothered for a while, hn.
Now I could finish what I planned.
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Sitting on the couch where I had slept on, I stared at the phone for a good ten minutes.
Then, my fingers dialed the number.
Calling: Haruno Sakura
555-1234
"Hello?" a voice answered.
That beautiful voice I wanted to hear every day. The voice that would be screaming out my name.
"Sakura."
Silence.
"Oh, hi Sasuke-kun! You scared me for a second...why are you calling? You never call anybody but Naruto."
Aah.
She was right.
"Well, I wanted to talk to you. About something...serious."
Sakura paused. "I-Is this having to do with...you and Naruto...in a relationship?"
What.
The.
Fuck.
"No! Of course not--why the hell would you think that?!" I nearly screamed.
I could hear her shifting uncomfortably over the phone.
"Er, well...you only talk to him and he's the only one that you're close to. So I made an assumption, and--"
"Sakura, I love you."
...
Cricket chrips.
Silence?
More cricket chirps.
I said it, I thought to myself, smirking. I finally said it.
"Sasuke-kun, are you going to kill yourself?"
Oh--
Fuck my life.
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"No, Sakura--it's nothing like that."
"B-But I thought you were emo, manic-depressive, angsty, suicidal...you know."
I sighed.
"Sakura, no. I swear."
"Really, Sasuke-kun, it's hard to believe. I mean, I read all these stories that when people are about to commit suicide, they leave notes or whatever saying they'll love and miss people they cherish."
"Sakura--"
"So what are you going to do? How are you going to enjoy your final moments of life? Rob a bank? Shoot people? Do crazy things I'd never imagine you doing before? Oh wait, this counts as one, but anyway...so, Sasuke-kun, when's the funeral?" she said rather excitedly.
How this topic excited her, I had no clue.
"Sakura, I'm not going to kill myself."
I could see her expression in my mind.
"Good. I'd miss you, you know, Sasuke-kun."
"Aa."
There was silence for a little bit, and I closed my eyes.
"I really do love you, Sakura."
"Is this Itachi? Naruto? Sasuke-kun, I don't think this is you anymore."
Lord, how dumb was she?
"It's Sasuke, Sakura."
"What color are my eyes? What's my birth date? What color panties am I wearing?"
I was getting hot at her last question, so I loosened my collar and unzipped my jeans.
"Green. Emerald green. March 28th. And...uhm..."
I could feel Sakura smirking on the other end of the line.
"So it is you, Sasuke-kun. Itachi and Naruto would know, you know, since...well, since they're such peeping toms."
Itachi? Naruto? Spying on Sakura? Without me?
Fuck them.
"White, Sasuke-kun. They're white."
Aa.
She wears white panties.
Hm, lace? Maybe a matching bra?
"Hello? Sasuke-kun?"
"Sakura, come over here. Right now."
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Knock, knock.
Who's there, you may ask?
"Sakura," I said, staring at her.
Mascara, blush, lipstick...and, oh God, she's so beautiful.
I can see her breasts protruding from her top. They're not too big, but not too small. They're simply perfect.
Her petite waist.
I could wrap my arms around it and kiss her senseless, moving down to her flawless neck.
And--
Was she still wearing those white panties?
"Uhm, Sasuke-kun. XYZ," Sakura said, embarrassed, her face red.
I noticed my pants were still unzipped...from the phone call. I zipped them up, unashamed. There was really no use, since I'd be removing them. Soon.
"Come in," I said, holding the door open for her.
She stepped in, eyeing my apartment.
"It's clean...literally immaculate, Sasuke-kun," she mentioned, tilting her head to the side, trying to find any faults.
"Thank you," I said. "It takes a long time to clean up after Naruto."
She laughed.
"I can imagine so, Sasuke-kun."
There was an awkward silence between us. My six-foot frame looked down onto her small 5'3 body.
"Sasuke-kun, did you really mean what you said?"
I closed my eyes and stepped closer to her.
"Yes," I said, leaning down to breathe it in her ear.
Her eyes fluttered shut, and she began breathing heavily, intertwining my hands with hers.
Then, they opened widely, and she began talking away.
"Sasuke-kun, are you saying the truth? I mean one time, you carried Naruto's books for him on the way home from school since he broke his leg and you said you were helping him, when instead you dropped it on his other leg, causing him to break both of them. And then, that time with Karin, you agreed to go out with her because you were annoyed, and then when you picked her up, you dropped her off at the dumpster and the garbage-man dumped her into his truck, and you laughed, and then she got scars and everything and was mad at you, but still fawned over you. And then there was that time--"
I shut her up.
"Mmph! Mmph!"
Kami, she tasted so good.
I ran my tongue over her lips, tasting her, savoring her sweet flavor.
Sucking on her lower lip, I kept my hands intertwined with hers, bringing her closer to me. She was on tiptoes, unsure of what to do.
I stuck my tongue into her mouth without permission, and licked hers, wanting it to dance with mine.
"S-Sasuke-kun--"
I broke away. She stood there, blushing, her hands unlocked with mine, behind her back.
"What's wrong? Did I do something bad? Something you didn't like?" I said, worried.
"No, it's not that. It's just--why me? Why here? Why...now?"
I paused.
"Sakura, are you really that stupid?"
"Uhm, yeah. Remember?" she said in a "tch" way.
I smirked.
"You, me...bedroom?" I said, placing butterfly kisses on her neck. She shivered in delight.
"Wait--did you say you, me, and--"
"Bedroom?" I finished, placing a love mark in the crook of her shoulder.
"YOU AND ME, BABY, AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT MAMMALS, SO LET'S DO IT LIKE THEY DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL!" Sakura sang, grabbing onto my shoulders and jumping up and down, legs around my waist.
"Aa."
I breathed into her ear, and licked her jaw, supporting her with my hands on her bottom.
"You want to do it like they do on the discovery channel, hm?" I smirked, looking at her blushed face.
"Hell yeah I do."
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I laid her down on the bed, and her legs continued to hold onto my waist.
"Gah, Sasuke-kun, you're so mean," she said as I removed her feet from my hips.
I chuckled at her immaturity.
"You'll get more."
She pursed her lips and tilted her head sideways, that extremely cute way.
I wanted to fuck her senseless, damn, my erection was getting bigger and bigger until it was ready to pop out of my jeans.
But no.
I would make it slow and memorable, and I wouldn't fuck her.
I would make love to her.
"Uhm, hurry up Sasuke-kun. Or I'm ditching you," Sakura said, sighing, impatient.
I closed her eyelids and then my own and pressed my lips onto hers.
She feverishly grabbed my polo and unbuttoned it, taking it off of me. Then she began unbuckling my belt, zipping down my jeans and feeling the shaft in my boxers.
"Naughty, naughty Sa-ku-ra," I murmured, smirking.
To tease her, I pressed my fingers down at her core, which was warm and wet and seeping with her juices.
She moaned.
"Come on, Sasuke-kun!"
I took my time, ignoring her pleas for the teasing to stop.
I lifted up her skirt, feeling her bare thigh, tickling it with my fingers. Slowly, I played with the elastic of her panties, before releasing them with a snap!
I moved down to kiss her neck, using my teeth to unzip the zipper on her shirt. Her lacy black bra showed her cleavage, and when I ripped the undergarment, two white breasts sprung out.
"Sasuke, hurry the hell up, now."
I placed my mouth on her nipples, erect from the temperature.
"Is it cold in my room?"
She 'tched.'
"Obviously, retard."
I chuckled, and began sucking on her buds, loving her moans. With my hand, I massaged her other twin, her nipple in the middle of my fingers.
With the other hand, I moved down to her naval, rubbing around it.
I pressed my erection against her covered womanhood, thrusting in and out, watching and hearing her moan, though I hadn't even penetrated her virginity yet.
"You know, Sasuke, if you're not gonna start anytime soon, I'm going to a strip club," Sakura moaned.
Such a funny little girl.
So with that comment, I ripped off the last article of clothing and kissed her.
Then, I moved down to kiss her womanhood, sticking my tongue into her and out, like I did with her lips.
She tasted so good.
Better than tomatoes.
"Aa--oh, Sasuke-kun!"
I inserted one finger, then two, then three--
"Sasuke-kun!"
Back to two fingers.
I removed the two from her body, and began sucking on the liquids.
"Do you want to taste yourself, Sakura-chan?"
She grabbed my arm and placed her mouth over my fingers.
"Mm."
I pushed her back down onto the bed.
"I'll be gentle, I promise," I muttered, removing my boxers.
"No way, buddy. You're going to fuck me as fast as you can, okay?" she said, pouting.
Screw that, I was totally gonna listen to her.
"Here I go," I said, positioning myself.
"Wait, wait, wait--" she said, just as I was about to be inside her.
"...Yes?" I said, impatient myself.
"Condom."
My eyes closed.
"Right. Let me go get one," I said, muttering in frustration.
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"You say the weirdest things ever," Sakura mentioned as she played with my hair. We were on the sofa, watching the newest episode of House.
"During sex?" I mentioned. "Or in my sleep?"
"Both."
I sighed.
"I do not, Sakura."
"Yes, you do! Sasuke-kun, last night, right after you fell asleep when we had sex, you said in your sleep, Oh, Mr. Potato head--how I long to stick my glorious ten inches into you, and breed, BREED many potato babies and feed them to the hungry Irishmen."
Lies.
"I did not."
"Yes, you did Sasuke-kun."
I sighed. "Fine, Sakura, I did. Happy?"
She smiled mischievously.
"Another round would make me happier."
"My pleasure."
So as I stripped her of her clothing and she of mine, we mated like Wild Animals on the fuh-reakin' Discovery Channel.
"I'm back, teme! How did it go with Sakura-chan...OHMYGOD." Naruto gaped, his jaw to the floor.
We didn't really care that he was there.
Just kept doing each other senseless.
"Mind if I join in?" Naruto said, beginning to unzip his jacket.
Through Sakura and my heated kiss, I panted, "Ten ramen coupons. On the counter. Take them and leave."
"Woohoooo!" Naruto yelled as he began grabbing the tickets and heading back to Icharaku.
"Mm, Sasuke-kun. I love you."
"I do too."
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Ring. Ring. Ring.
"Hello?"
"Sasuke-kun, I love you."
Silence.
"Karin, are you gonna kill yourself?"
"Yes, if you don't love me back!"
"Well, I don't. Now go die in a corner far off someplace and leave me be."
"Sauce-kayyy!"
End button.
"So, Sasuke-kun, are yougoing to kill yourself?" Sakura asked, on top of me.
I smirked. "Maybe...if I don't get some love and some kids, you know."
"Well, I can prevent the teenage death."
Kiss.
Making out.
Touching.
Screwing each other senseless.
Ring. Ring.
"Yeah?" I picked up, annoyed.
"Hey Sas, it's Suigetsu. Karin killed herself. Well, I don't know yet, but Juugo's poking the corpse. Oh--oh wait, her bowels came out. She's dead now, right?"
End button.
"So we were just getting to the love and kids, right?" I said, positioning myself again.
eghhh...sry for the late update and some topics that might be considered offensive or w/e. so sorry about that.
DDDx
i will update asap, blahblahblah...i need inspiration, have all the time in the world, etc. etc. etc.
anyway, did you all have a happy thanksgiving? and if your'e jewish, happy hanukkah! (i'm chinese so...idk how it works out lol).
and also, have a merry christmas that's comin' up!
anyone gonna be under the mistletoe, hm? -winkwink-
love always xoxo,
ohh, &&xena