Sorry for a small chapter, I'm kinda busy, school starts in two days for me, and I need to finish a summer project, but here you go.
Yoshi sat in his bed, trying to mentally block his intense pain. He writhed about for a few minutes before calling a nurse. Yoshi watched her walk into the pale room. She was a pink toad with curly blonde hair. Watching Yoshi for five seconds, she realized what he wanted. "I see, your pain." Yoshi watched as she took her sweet time searching nonchalantly for pain medication.
"Okay, here it is." She said, pulling out a white bottle with an orange tab."Sorry that took so long, Medication for Yoshi's aren't exactly stocked heavily in here, but take one of these." She handed him a pill, smiled sweetly, and sauntered out.
Not long after, Zelda walked in with Peach. "How's it going Yoshi?"
"I'm in immense pain, the medicine hasn't kicked in quite yet."
"What hurts?"
"What doesn't hurt would have been a better question."
"Well, we brought you a few scrambled eggs with some fried ham, and a piece of toast for breakfast.
"Thank you."
"No problem." The two walked out.
Yoshi ate the plate; the eggs were fluffy, the ham salty, thick, and juicy, and the toast wasn't burnt, but was extremely crispy. What a nice start to my day, I ate the most delicious breakfast of my life, and made a jackass out of myself with no repercussions.
Flipping around channels on the TV, Yoshi found a news channel, and decided to watch it. He looked at the news reporter, a young man with a clean shave, and spiky black hair.
"We've found a link in the sudden murders of Smash Brothers Incorporated members, better known as smashers. The culprit is none other than Mewtwo. Mewtwo was released from the Smash Brothers Corporation four years ago for charges brought against him for endangering the lives of his fellow smashers."
What a load of crap, there was no endangerment, he was sent out because of his request to get out.
"However, it turns out that Mewtwo has a death certificate dating back three years ago from today, and pictures of a mutilated corpse. Thoughts are mainly that this Mewtwo is an android built by the evil Doctor Enos Andross. Just today however, we have a witness of somebody who saw him."
What? Nobody here would speak up to the media about this, who could it be?
The camera turned swiftly to a certain bird. "So Falco, you say that you survived an onslaught by Andross's creation?"
No way, we saw Falco's corpse all bloodied up, there's no way.
"Yes, I was very nearly killed, but I had to pretend as if I died to get the others to believe that there was a killer, if I said somebody attacked me, most would have probably thought it was a joke. I decided that I would have to make a fake corpse, and leave for a few weeks."
"Really?"
"Yes, and I learned one important thing, Andross's base is on Katina, while we were fighting he told me that he would finish prepping his assault there."
"What I'm interested though, is how you made a fake corpse."
"It's not hard, with a little of strawberry jelly and blue feathers, I could make an extremely realistic corpse, I also planted a beam sword in my room in order to make the scenario more realistic."
The camera moved back to the cameraman, "Simply amazing. In other news, the coin, the currency for the Mushroom universe, has gone up in value tremendously with the announcement tha-"
Yoshi had fallen asleep by this time.
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Mario walked to Luigi, "Hey bro, anything you want to do?"
"Not really, but I'm bored, so what do you have in mind?"
"I was thinking maybe a game of Monopoly."
"Fine."
The two set up the game board, and were deep into playing. Halfway into the game, Luigi landed on Park Place. He bought it, held up the cards for Park Place and Boardwalk, "Monopoly biznitch."
"Whatever, want some toast, I had the butler bring me some."
"Yeah sure."
As Luigi reached for the toast, and saw it disintegrate by a laser. "Hands off my bread."
O_O Falco's alive, who would have thunk.
Anyway, I hope you enjoyed it, please review.