Gravity falls Truth or Dare! Chapter 12 happy new year!, a gravity falls fanfic

(its silent outside of the truth or dare building until a puff of rainbow sparkels appear revealing oceana and her cat but oceana is writing in a book and her hair has darker pink tips)

Oceana: dear diary…christmas, my birthday and new years are over sadly and I cant believe its 2014 a few days were longer then I thought but now im at the truth or dare building but I still cant believe that on new years I hit emma in the head with an enchanted baseball bat XD but I hope shes ok cause im such a nice cousin and I can wait to see everyone.

Paris: now oceana remember what you had OCD about let this 2014 truth or dare come with a band

Oceana: yeah don't worry we have a plan *gets out a rainbow key and unlocks all the doors*

Paris: whoa! It looks so different!

Oceana: *breathes in* mmmm the sweet smell of rainbow muffins and icecream sundays

(seven Taxi's drive out the front revealing tltdam with calla lily, emma and a newcomer her bunny named mr moo moo, Alyssa, spirit, Olivia, Lindsey and pearl)

Oceana: OH MAH GAWSH IT'S THE SASSY SAUCE GROUP!

Lindsey: *laughs* ok come on lets go in.

Pearl everything is still decorated.

Olivia: its so nice coming back.

Paris: girls girls girls we can chat later right now we need to begin this.

The other hosts: *run in*

*after taking down the decorations the hosts all sit down on the couches*

spirit: wooooooo that was a crazy new years eve.

Emma: *patting mr moo moo the bunny* guys this bunny is mr moo moo. Anyway oceana remember when you hit me in the head with that baseball bat.

Oceana: no…..i don't remember….

Emma: shes sarcastic.

Alyssa: I CANT WAIT TO SEE DIPPY AGAIN!

Tltdam: I cant believe its already 2014.

Calla lily: we missed you girls.

Mr moo moo: you know im a boy right?

Olivia: yeah we know.

Oceana: oh right sorry I need to summon the cast *fixes hair and bites out of rainbow muffin*

Dipper: hey where did the hosts go they were here just then…..

(the hosts enter with yet another musical number)

(authors note: if you don't like the singing then skip the lyrics)

(first up oceana and spirit come on)

Oceana and spirit: *sings*

Do you believe in magic?

In a young girls heart

How the music can free her

whenever it starts

And it's magic

if the music is groovy

It makes you feel happy like an old time movie

(then Alyssa and tltdam)

Alyssa and tltdam: *sings*

I'll tell ya about the magic

It'll free your soul

but it's like trying to tell a stranger 'bout rock n roll

If you believe in magic, don't bother to choose

If it's jug band music or rhythm and blues

(then Olivia and pearl)

Olivia and pearl: *sings*

Just go and listen

It'll start with a smile

It won't wipe off your face no matter how hard you try

Your feet start tapping

And you can't seem to find

How you got there

So just blow your mind

If you believe in magic

Come along with me

(then emma and Lindsey)

Emma and Lindsey: *sings*

We'll dance until morning, just you and me

and maybe, if the music is right

I'll meet ya tomorrow

so late at night

We'll go a dancin' baby then you'll see

all the magic's in the music and the music's in me, yeah

all the hosts: *sings*

Do you belive in magic? Yeah.

Believe in the magic in a young girl's soul

believe in the magic of rock n roll

Believe in the magic that can set you free

Ohhhh, talkin' bout magic

Do you believe like I believe?

Do you believe in magic?

(the hosts finish their song and take a seat on the couches)

Oceana: AND WE ARE BACK IN 2014! And I am 16 now and I feel like a responsible person.

Lindsey: *rolls eyes* yeah….responsible…

Pearl: oh.

Emma: hell.

Alyssa: no.

Emma: oh right any way this little bunny is mr moo moo.

Mr moo moo: hello!

Mabel: AWW A BLACK AND WHITE BUNNY AWWW!

Candy: I LOVE BUNNIES!

Grenda: BUNNIES FOREVER!

Wendy: I guess bunnies are kinda cute.

Pacifica: EW EW EW EW TOO MANY ANIMALS TOO MANY ANIMALS GROSS!

Oceana: *mimicks pacifica* EW EW EW IM PACIFICA AND IM SO STUPID CAUSE I HATE ANIMALS OOOOOOOOOO!

Pacifica: shut up…

Oceana: *mimicks* shut up oceana cause you are so amazing and im jelly of you.

Pacifica: *rolls eyes*

Oceana: that's what I thought.

Dipper: errrrrr are the truths and dares gonna start or….

Mabel: no we just need one more minute to fangirl over the bunny.

Dipper: im not related to you.

Mabel: yes you are!

Waddles: oink.

Bill: when will we get to the murder in this story…

Lindsey: murder is not aloud *shoves a rulebook in bills face*

Bill: ugh!

Wendy: *texting on her phone* can we just start this already!

Pearl: alright alright *adjusts glasses* first dare is from GravityFallsR5 she dares dipper to go down in the crowds of fangirls and she will be there too.

Dipper: alright….here it goes *walks down into the crowds of fangirls* uhh hi.

Fangirls: *screams and grab dipper*

Dipper: HEY LET GO! HELP!

Emma: O.O well….that went well…..

Dipper: PLEASE GET ME OUT!

Mabel: please help my brother! Wait I could use my grappling hook!

Lindsey: NO WE NEED A WAY NOBODY WOULD GET HURT! Wait oceana could go and grab him since she feels no pain..

Oceana: *runs around with her arms spread out* IM A PLANE BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Dipper: SOMEBODY PLEASE IM DYING HERE! CROWDS. CLOSING. IN.

Oceana: here it goes! *dives in the crowd of fans and grabs dippers arm pulling him out* MOVE ASIDE PEOPLE!

*back on the stage*

Dipper: *panting and fixes his hat* that *pant* was *pant* something…..

Oceana: your welcome!

Olivia: next is also from GravityFallsR5 she dares mabel to come help her.

Walk her dog Cali.

Feed her cat Sparky.

Clean out her horsey VP's stable.

Take VP for a hack or did she mean hike or something…

Clean out her hamster Bella's cage.

And knit a sweater with her!

Mabel: challenge accepted *uses her grappling hook and climbs up it to leave the building*

Mabel: *hums mission impossible theme* da da da…. Da da da… da da da… da da da….dun dun dun dun dun.

Alyssa: O.O

Mabel: *at GravityFallsR5's house* alright im here LETS DO THIS THING!

*at the truth or dare*

Oceana: alright so some kind of user has a dare for me for chappy 12 and its chappy 12 already so…..

Lindsey: alright alright sailorscout54 dares oceana to dress like sailor Neptune for 10 minutes.

Oceana: challenge accepted…NEPTUNE STAR POWER! *runs into another room*

Lindsey: O.O

Oceana: *comes back dressed as sailor Neptune* what you jelly?

*10 minutes later*

Oceana: *in her normal clothes* ok lets go to the next things!

Spirit: next is some questions and stuff from our good friend Bill Cipher 112. First she asks bill do you think she is creepy?

Bill: well her mind is but I don't know.

Oceana: oooooo now I can make fun of bill for liking my friend XD

Bill: shut up you stupid person.

Oceana: *puts icecream cone on her forehead* IM A UNICORN NOT A STUPID PERSON! Now I shall fly on rainbows *runs off and comes back* I NEED TO EAT SOMETHING FIRST! *runs the other way*

Bill: anyway I don't know I think that bill cipher 112 is creepy and then I don't think she is creepy.

Alyssa: alrighty then next is for dipper *percy Jackson appears* meet her half brother.

Dipper: oh my gosh I have read the books of percy Jackson.

Lindsey: next is for mabel wait did she come back yet?

Mabel: *runs in* IM BAACK!

Emma: alright next how is the vampire boyfriend O.O

Mabel: pretty good!

Oceana: *runs back and still has the icecream cone on her head that hasn't melted* haii! *takes icecream cone off head and eats the icecream and cone in one bite* ok next is from guest for dipper.

Dipper: oh no…

Oceana: the guest dares you to sing paralyzed and if I ruled the world by BTR

Dipper: lets get this over with. *sings*

You, you walked into the room

On a Friday afternoon

That's when I saw you for the first time

And I was paralyzed

I had a million things to say

But none of them came out that day

'Cause I was never one of those guys

That always had the best lines

Time stops ticking

My hands keep shaking

And you don't even know that

I'm trying to speak but girl you got me tongue-tied

I'm trying to breathe but I'm f-f-f-frozen inside

I'm trying to move but I'm stuck in my shoes

You got me paralyzed, paralyzed, p-p-p-paralyzed

I see you walking, but all you do is pass me by

Can't even talk, cause words don't fall into my mind

I'd make a move if I had the guts to

But I'm paralyzed, paralyzed, p-p-p-paralyzed

Now, I learned a lot from my mistake

Never let a good thing slip away

I found a lot of time to look back

And my only regret is

Not telling you what I was going through

You didn't even know that

I'm trying to speak but girl you got me tongue-tied

I'm trying to breathe but I'm f-f-f-frozen inside

I'm trying to move but I'm stuck in my shoes

You got me paralyzed, paralyzed, p-p-p-paralyzed

I see you walking, but all you do is pass me by

Can't even talk, cause words don't fall into my mind

I'd make a move if I had the guts to

But I'm paralyzed, paralyzed, p-p-p-paralyzed

As the years go by I think about you all the time

Woah

If I get the chance I hope I won't be paralyzed

Paralyzed by you

You walked into the room

On a Friday afternoon

I'm trying to speak but girl you got me tongue-tied

I'm trying to breathe but I'm f-f-f-frozen inside

I'm trying to move but I'm stuck in my shoes

You got me paralyzed, paralyzed, p-p-p-paralyzed

(You got me paralyzed)

I see you walking, but all you do is pass me by

Can't even talk, cause words don't fall into my mind

I'd make a move if I had the guts to

But I'm paralyzed, paralyzed, p-p-p-paralyzed

(You got me paralyzed)

Paralyzed, paralyzed

(You got me tongue tied)

Paralyzed, paralyzed

(Now I'm frozen inside)

Paralyzed, paralyzed

You got me paralyzed, paralyzed, p-p-p-paralyzed

Dipper: oh right next one -_- *sings again*

Ya know it's your boy I-Y-A-Z and big time rush! (woo! [echo])

If I ruled the world, I'd throw all the money

In the air like confetti

If I ruled the world, every house got a DJ and a backyard party.

And I'd break all the borders down, when I shake the ground

If I ruled the world

I'd dream out loud

So everybody get up, up

Out of your seats

Kick off your shoes, like you're down at the beach

Jump up, up, up

On the beat singing "Aye oh! ", "Aye oh! ", "Aye oh! "

Up, up, out of your seats

Be who you are love is all you need

All of us Geeks, freaks and wannabes singing "Aye oh! "

If I ruled the world, I would give it, give it all to you, give it, give it all to you

If you were my girl

You'd never have to worry about another thing, no

'Cause I'd rule the world, and you'd be right next to me

Running the show

We'd throw every rule in the book out and

Bring down the house

If you were my girl

We'd dream out loud

So everybody get up, up

Out of your seats

Kick off your shoes, like you're down at the beach

Jump up, up, up

On the beat singing "Aye oh! ", "Aye oh! ", "Aye oh! "

Up, up, out of your seats

Be who you are love is all you need

All of us geeks, freaks and wannabes singing "Aye oh! "

If I ruled the world, I would give it, give it all to you, give it, give it all to you

I'd be beating on my chest; I'm the king of the hill.

Iyaz and big time rush keepin' it real.

Magic carpets, girl we go wherever,

I ain't tryin' a run game, I ain't tryin' to be clever

Girl, I'm'ma be the king, and you'll be the queen.

Going a hundred miles an hour,

Girl, we runnin' the streets.

And if the cops ever try and pull us over,

We tell them "Hey, Mr. Officer, we own ya! "

If I ruled the world

Here we go, here we go...

So everybody get up, up

Out of your seats

Kick off your shoes, like you're down at the beach

Jump up, up, up

On the beat singing "Aye oh! ", "Aye oh! ", "Aye oh! "

Up, up, out of your seats

Be who you are love is all you need

All of us geeks, freaks and wannabes singing "Aye oh! "

If I ruled the world, I would give it, give it all to you, give it, give it all to you

I would give it, give it all to you, give it, give it all to you, if I ruled the world.

Alyssa: *dazed out* I love you dipper.

Oceana: O.O Alyssa…wake up…Alyssa….*puts another ice cream cone on head and pokes Alyssa with it* WAKE UP!

Alyssa: W WHAT!

Spirit: aaany way next is a question from the same guest they ask mermando can you help them with something cause they are getting a gift for their girlfriend oooooo so much love going around.

Mermando: well I don't really know cause I don't have experience with buying gifts.

Olivia: okay well next is from guest again is for mabel to sing monster remix by Becky G.

Mabel: ok lets go this! *sings*

Yeah, Yeah

Becky G

The Monster Remix

I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster

I'm one of a kind, got everybody in love

And I don't have to try, I just do what I does

Don't have to tell me, I already know

They all want me

Yo, I run this, I smash it

Like my bass real hard, boom-bastic

Speed race baby, I'm a lot faster

Cause trouble, never listen to my master

New Benz all black, from Malaysia

Can't drive, but my mama don't care yup

To the top, I'm a take it to the ceiling

I'm on the moon but I feel the sun beaming

I'm so dope like ooh la la

So so fly like a helicopter

Sup to the hood and the homies on the block

Doin' it big, ya you know, what's up

Some come and try to say I'm a problem

So crazy, gotta put 'em in an asylum

Some come and try to say I'm a problem

Ha, solve it

I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster

I'm one of a kind, got everybody in love

And I don't have to try, I just do what I does

Don't have to tell me, I already know

They all want me

Yo, yo, yo

I ran this, I rock this

I can see the future, no optics

More androids, robotics

Beam up hot chicks like I'm Spock

They be chillin' in my cockpit, my spaceship got exotic

One be trippin', come n' whip, hypnotic, they be talking 'bout ooh la la

Let's go far, way past them stars

We don't give a -, let's go to Mars

Ay, yo

I'm just tryna get it poppin'

I wanna be the first dude to love a martian

She love a man, cut the swag that I'm droppin'

I kill the game til it's chillin' in the coffin

When I start it, ain't no stoppin'

Yo, yo

(Don't be acting like)

Don't be actin' like

Like you didn't know

I'm one of a kind, got everybody in love

And I don't have to try, I just do what I does

Don't have to tell me, I already know

They all want me

I'm one of a kind, got everybody in love

And I don't have to try, I just do what I does

Don't have to tell me, I already know

They all want me

I'm a monster, I'm a m-monster

Pearl: ok calm ya farms guys next is from guest and it is for pacifica to sing roar by katy perry.

Oceana: hey! I sang that in one of our old chappys remember remember when dipper had to beat up a bunch of people at crazyfangirl's house and I was swinging in a tree singing it! Then I started the whole music trend! Your welcome people now im a unicorn so I shall enjoy it *sticks and extra ice cream cone on her head* WOOP WOOP!

Pacifica: finally people want to hear my awesome voice! Ahem *sings*

I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath

Scared to rock the boat and make a mess

So I sat quietly, agreed politely

I guess that I forgot I had a choice

I let you push me past the breaking point

I stood for nothing, so I fell for everything

You held me down, but I got up (HEY!)

Already brushing off the dust

You hear my voice, you hear that sound

Like thunder gonna shake the ground

You held me down, but I got up (HEY!)

Get ready 'cause I've had enough

I see it all, I see it now

I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the fire

'Cause I am a champion and you're gonna hear me roar

Louder, louder than a lion

'Cause I am a champion and you're gonna hear me roar

Oh oh oh oh oh oh

You're gonna hear me roar

Now I'm floating like a butterfly

Stinging like a bee I earned my stripes

I went from zero, to my own hero

You held me down, but I got up (HEY!)

Already brushing off the dust

You hear my voice, you hear that sound

Like thunder gonna shake the ground

You held me down, but I got up (HEY!)

Get ready 'cause I've had enough

I see it all, I see it now

I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the fire

'Cause I am a champion and you're gonna hear me roar

Louder, louder than a lion

'Cause I am a champion and you're gonna hear me roar

Oh oh oh oh oh oh

You're gonna hear me roar

Oh oh oh oh oh oh

You'll hear me roar

Oh oh oh oh oh oh

You're gonna hear me roar...

Ro-oar, ro-oar, ro-oar, ro-oar, ro-oar

I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the fire

'Cause I am a champion and you're gonna hear me roar

Louder, louder than a lion

'Cause I am a champion and you're gonna hear me roar

Oh oh oh oh oh oh

You're gonna hear me roar

Oh oh oh oh oh oh

You'll hear me roar

Oh oh oh oh oh oh

You're gonna hear me roar...

oceana: you gonna shut up now? Good.

Alyssa: last from guest it is a truth and question for bill what thing did you want from Gideon? And will you help them with something?

Bill: that is classified information. And yes id be happy to help you with something but I need to know before I make up my mind completely.

Oceana: oh my gosh bill just shut up.

Bill: you shut up!

Lindsey: next is from princesslunafan ok first is for dipper to sing Diana by one direction to luna.

Luna: …..

Dipper: ugh more singing whyy!

Oceana: ONE DIRECTION WHERE! OH MY GOSH ONE DIRECTION! WHERE ARE THEY!

Lindsey: they arnt here oceana but dipper has to sing one of their songs -_-

Oceana: Lindsey your such a dream crusher *pokes tongue out and spits*

Dipper: lets get this over with -_- *sings*

(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

Diana

(Yeah, yeah, yeah)

The front pages are your pictures,

They make you look so small,

How could someone not miss you at all?

(Oh-ah-oh)

I never would mistreat ya,

Oh I'm not a criminal,

I speak a different language but I still hear your call.

Diana,

Let me be the one to light a fire inside those eyes,

You've been lonely,

You don't even know me,

But I can feel you crying,

Diana,

Let me be the one to lift your heart up and save your life,

I don't think you even realize baby you'd be saving mine.

(Oh-oh)

Diana

It's only been four months but,

You've fallen down so far,

How could someone mislead you at all?

(Oh-ah-oh)

I wanna reach out for ya,

I wanna break these walls,

I speak a different language but I still hear you call.

Diana,

Let me be the one to light a fire inside those eyes,

You've been lonely,

You don't even know me,

But I can feel you crying,

Diana,

Let me be the one to lift your heart up and save your life,

I don't think you even realize baby you'd be saving mine.

We all need something,

This can't be over now,

If I could hold you,

Swear I'd never put you down

Diana,

Let me be the one to light a fire inside those eyes,

You've been lonely,

You don't even know me,

But I can feel you crying,

Diana,

Let me be the one to lift your heart up and save your life,

I don't think you even realize baby you'd be saving mine.

(Oh-ah-oh)

Diana,

(Oh-ah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Diana,

Baby you'd be saving mine,

(Oh-ah-oh)

Diana,

(Oh-ah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Diana,

Baby you'd be saving mine.

Alyssa: what a beautiful voice…..he even makes one direction sound good!

Dipper: O.O

Olivia: next princesslunafan dares dipper and luna to kiss in the rain.

Luna: what is with all the kissing business!

Dipper: at least your not the one kissing all the girls in this building.

Luna: I had to kiss all the boys once though *shudders*

Olivia: just get this over with.

Oceana: after all diplyssa is the shipping made for this storeh! OK DIPLYSSA let me say it again DIPLYSSA!

Olivia: *makes rain appear above dipper and luna*

Luna and dipper: *kiss and pull away immediantly*

Dipper: there you happy?

tltdam: im sure princesslunafan is but none of us are.

Alyssa: I thought he loved me….

Luna: im gonna pretend that never happened *sits back down next to celestia*

Pearl: next is some truths and dares from lunaxdipperrules.

Luna: that is the creepiest and wrongest name I ever heard.

Dipper: please don't say that name again.

Pearl: ok first is a truth for luna is it true you like dipper?

Luna: im not gonna answer.

Pearl: ok next is a truth for dipper who do you think is a better kisser Alyssa or luna?

Dipper: Alyssa its definatly Alyssa.

Pearl: ok mabel who do you like dipper with Alyssa or luna?

Mabel: Alyssa for sure.

Pearl: and for the dare luna you need to use the traditional voice for one whole chapter besides the date.

(authors note: I only want to use one dare)

Luna: fine *traditional voice* NOW CAN WE MOVE ON TO THE OTHER TRUTHS AND DARES PLEASE!

tltdam: agreed ok next is from guest for mabel to sing tik tok.

Mabel: YAY I LOVE THAT SONG LETS DO THIS! *sings*

Wake up in the mornin' feelin' like P- Diddy (Hey what's up girl)

Grab ma glasses I'm out the door I'm gonna hit the city (Let's go)

Before I leave brush ma teeth with a bottle of Jack

'Cuz when I leave for the night I ain't comin back

I'm talkin pedicure on our toes toes

Tryin on all our clothes clothes

Boys blowin' up our phones phones

Drop top and playin' our favorite CD's

Goin up to the parties

Tryna get a little bit tipsy

Don't stop, make it pop

DJ, blow my speakers up

Tonight, Im'ma fight

Till we see the sunlight

TiK ToK, on the clock

But the party don't stop no

Woah-oh oh oh

Don't stop, make it pop

DJ, blow my speakers up

Tonight, Im'ma fight

Till we see the sunlight

TiK ToK, on the clock

But the party don't stop no

Woah-oh oh oh

Aint got a care in world, but got plenty of beer

Aint got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here

Now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger

But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger

I'm talkin' bout - everybody getting crunk, crunk

Boys tryna touch my junk, junk

Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk

Now, now - we goin' til they kick us out, out

Or the police shut us down, down

Police shut us down, down

Po-po shut us - (down)-man

Don't stop, make it pop

DJ, blow my speakers up

Tonight, Ima fight

Till we see the sunlight

TiK ToK, on the clock

But the party don't stop no

Woah-oh oh oh

Don't stop, make it pop

DJ, blow my speakers up

Tonight, Im'ma fight

Till we see the sunlight

TiK ToK, on the clock

But the party don't stop no

Woah-oh oh oh

You build me up

You break me down

My heart, it pounds

Yeah, you got me

With my hands up

You got me now

You got that sound

Yeah, you got me

You build me up

You break me down

My heart, it pounds

Yeah, you got me

With my hands up

Put your hands up

Now, the party don't start till I walk in

Don't stop, make it pop

DJ, blow my speakers up

Tonight, Im'ma fight

Till we see the sunlight

TiK ToK, on the clock

But the party don't stop no

Woah-oh oh oh

Don't stop, make it pop

DJ, blow my speakers up

Tonight, Im'ma fight

Till we see the sunlight

TiK ToK, on the clock

But the party don't stop no

Woah-oh oh oh

Oceana: now we skipped some truths or dares cause they were sent by a hater so if they apologize we might consider putting them in.

Alyssa: now our last bunch of truths and dares from gravityfallsfan ok first is truths oceana why do you hate bill so much?

Oceana: every reason possible.

Bill: yeah! She thinks she can beat me with her so called magic!

Oceana: *swipes finger down some wood and finger catches on fire and uses it to burn bill then blows it so the fire goes out* don't. underestimate. Me. Ever. Again.

Alyssa: next is for everyone when will season 2 air?

Dipper: no clue.

Mabel: me neither I guess when it airs it will air?

Everyone else: no clue, don't know sorry.

Alyssa: next truth wendy do you like dipper?

Wendy: …

Alyssa: *glares at wendy*

Wendy: uhhh no no I don't hehe (not telling truth)

Alyssa: that's what I thought now Robbie how have you and that goth chick been?

Robbie: we have been great!

Alyssa: ok shut up now ok next Gideon gravityfallsfan thought you were in jail how did you get out?

Gideon: I have no clue to be honest…

Lindsey: now dares first is for dipper to kiss wendy.

Dipper: *whispers* yess!

Dipper and wendy: *have a perfect kiss*

Oceana: next is for mabel to cut her hair to look like sailor moon's 'meatball head' style heheheehehehe *grabs scissors and hairbrush*

Mabel: ok fine *walks out*

Alyssa: next is for dipper to pretend to be mabel XD

Dipper: ok fine ahem *talks in his attempt of a girls voice* im mabel and I like sparkels and rainbows and I knit my own sweaters I also have a pig im obsessed with named waddles cause he waddles!

Alyssa: *laughing* DAT VOICE!
mabel: *walks in* I look like a meatball head.

Oceana: no…..you look like a smaller brunette version of sailor moon XD

Pearl: anyway next is for mabel to pretend to be dipper.

Mabel: ooooo yesh! *talks in her dipper impersonation voice* ooo im dipper and im obsessed with monsters and mysteries also I am such a nerd that I read a book also I have a crush on wendy and im so sweaty and awkward oooo

Dipper: wow I am highly offended…..

Alyssa: don't be offended dipper!

Tltdam: next is for pacifica to kiss Gideon XD

Gideon and pacifica: NO!

Tltdam: *snaps fingers and pacifica and Gideon are kissing*

Pacifica: *pulls away* ewww!

Gideon: *pulls away* GET IT AWAY!

Tltdam: next is for waddles to dress in a big afro wig with some star shaped sunnies, a hula skirt, a coconut bra and highheels on all four feet.

Waddles: oink!

mabel: he cant dress himself up.

Tltdam: *snaps fingers and waddles is dressed up*

Waddles: oink oink

emma: next is for mabel to get a fake tan

Mabel: alright fine…..*walks into other room*

emma: …gone wrong XD

Mabel: *runs out after putting clothes back on and is orange* AHHHHHHHHHH IM ORANGE!

Tltdam: next is for dipper to also get a fake tan gone wrong!

Dipper: oh no….*walks into room and come out orange* kill. Me.

Oceana: O.O too much orange…..

Oceana: ok its date time for Alyssa, dipper and luna

Alyssa: this will be strange….

Dipper: I still cant believe Im orange

Luna: lets just get this over with -_-

*they leave*

Oceana: AND NOW WELCOME OUR WINNER OF OUR CONTEST! LIL OL GRAVITY FALLS!

( a girl walks in)

Lil ol gravity falls: hii! *waves*

Oceana: ok winner would you like to do the honours?

Lil ol gravity falls: sure! next is for stan to show us his tattoo.

Stan: NEVER!

Lil ol gravity falls: ok no need to yell… next is for candy to dye her hair rainbow.

Candy: ooo this will be fun!

Oceana: come on candy! *grabs her arm and runs into another room*

*at the date*

Waitress: ahh you three again so the normal?

Alyssa and dipper: yep.

Waitress: what about you miss?

Luna: anything please.

Waitress: alright

*when the food comes*

Alyssa: soo dipper…how was christmas and new years eve?

Dipper: pretty good I guess you…

Alyssa: alright I guess.

*awkward silence*

Luna: you know what awkward silences are getting old I better use this human body while I have it! *jumps onto table and starts singing and dancing*

Alyssa and dipper: O.O *join in*

*a few minutes later*

The threesome: *sits back down pretending nothing happened*

Luna: that was…strange.

Alyssa: I know well our food arrived.

Dipper: yeah…

*after the date*

Alyssa: hey forgot something? *giggles*

Dipper: oh right *kisses luna and Alyssa but lasts longer with Alyssa*

Alyssa: *kisses dipper*

Luna: *starts walking back*

*at the truth or dare*

Candy and oceana: *comes back and candy has rainbow hair*

Candy: I love my new hair!
lil ol gravity falls: next is for candy and grenda to sing we are family!

Grenda and candy: *sings*

We are family

I got all my sisters with me

We are family

Get up ev'rybody and sing

Ev'ryone can see we're together

As we walk on by

(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a feather

I won't tell no lie

(ALL!) all of the people around us they say

Can they be that close

Just let me state for the record

We're giving love in a family dose

Living life is fun and we've just begun

To get our share of the world's delights

(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the future

And our goal's in sight

(WE!) no we don't get depressed

Here's what we call our golden rule

Have faith in you and the things you do

You won't go wrong

This is our family Jewel

Lil ol gravity falls: next is for grenda to get a makeover.

Grenda: OOO HOW EXCITING! *walks out into a room full of makeup artists*
*Alyssa, luna and dipper come back*

Alyssa: what did I miss?

Oceana: nothing really.

Grenda: *walks in looking really nice* WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Candy: I LOVE IT!

Lil ol gravity falls: next is for pacifica to pour a bunch of jelly on her head.

Paficia: NOO!

Oceana: I thought youd say that *pulls rope and a bucket of jelly falls onto pacifica's head*

Pacifica: EW EW EW EWW!
lil ol gravity falls: next is for bill cipher to kiss all the hosts.

Emma: yeah not gonna happen SKIP!

Other hosts: NEVER NOT HAPPENING!

Lil ol gravity falls: next is for bill to go in oceana and their mind.

Bill: I have already been in oceana's mind so im going in gravityfallsfan's mind bye! *disappears*

Lil ol gravity falls: next is for Gideon to dress like dipper.

Gideon: NEVERR!

Oceana: *snaps fingers and Gideon is in a dipper costume*

Gideon: WHYYY! GET ME OUT OF THIS THING!

Lil ol gravity falls: and last of all! Is for soos to dress as bigfoot and sing the troll song!

Soos: YESS! *puts bigfoot suit on* TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

*a few minutes later of the troll song*

*everyone is rosting marshmellows on a fire but oceana has a muffin not a marshmellow*

Oceana: that's all for this chapter.

Emma: HAPPY 2014!
Alyssa: REMEMBER DIPLYSSA FOR LIFE!

Spirit: hope you like the chapter!

Lindsey: remember to send in!

Pearl: your truths!

Olivia: dares and questions!

Tltdam: see ya everyone!

Calla –lily paris and mr moo moo: byee!

Authors note: haii guys happy new year! Ok sorry the chapter got kinda boring at the end its just I started at about like 6 in the night and I finished at 10 and I was so tired I basicly fell asleep so im sorry….. anyway HAPPY NEW YEAR! And I am 16 now :3 ok so I hope you liked the chapter and pwease follow me bye my lovelies 3.