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Sirius

Remus

James

Peter


(Middle of fifth year. Relationships: Remus and Sirius crushes XD)

I feel like singing

Please don't. I'd like to keep my sanity for the moment thanks

What's that James? You'd like me to sing for you?

If you sing I swear I'll curse you so hard you won't even know right from left!

He already doesn't know right from left James, so your curse would be pointless.

Damn….

I do too know right from left!

Prove it then

Right now James is on my right waaaayyy over there and that ugly annoying girl with the pigtails is on my left and waaaayyy too close.

. I guess he does know it

That's right! I never fail to amaze with my intellegance!

You spelled intelligence wrong

What? No I didn't. LIES!

Sighh….

Don't you go sighing me Mr. Moony!

I will sigh you all I want

Not if I don't let you

Oh, you will let me

Why am I getting a really sketchy vibe from all of this?

Because you are a sketcher and think of everything pervertedly

Ah, okay. That sounds just about right.

I don't find anything about it perverted

That's because, my ratty friend, you have yet to develop the skills needed to find a second meaning to what has been said.

…. Oh. That's saddening

It is saddening. That's why we aren't going to speak of this anymore and move onto a more interesting subject.

Such as…?

Myself of course!

I vote no

Agreed

Something else

Lily!

Oh gods no! Oooh! QUESTION!

What?

If you had to pick either me or Lily to have a conversation about who would you pick?

LIL-!

You don't count James

Awww…. =/

I don't know Sirius

It's a simple question Moonsies

Not exactly

What do you mean?

Well…. If I pick Lily then you're going to go off on a rant about how I hate you and that I'm so mean to you all the time. Blah, blah, blah. And if I pick you then you're going to take that as an opportunity to talk about yourself, and that's just as bad

…. So?

So, I'd like to keep whatever little sanity I have left thank you

You're no fun Remikins

I don't try to be

I can tell….

Oooh! Guess what!

What, WHAT!

I heard a rumour that our little Peter was caught with a girl last night

WHAT! Peter!

… Yes?

Why didn't you tell us?

Well… I dunno if we're actually, you know, going out. It's kinda complicated

Awww, how cute! Little Peter is growing up

And getting involved in complicated love relationships

It's a miracle!

So who is she?

Oh, um… Tracy Perkins

I knew it! She's good for you mate

Very cute with her glasses

Thanks =]

So Sirius, when are you gonna ask your little crush out?

Crush? What crush? I have no idea what you are talking about.

Riight. It'd be so much easier if you would just get it over with already

Yeah, same with you and Evans.

Hey! That's a very difficult and delicate situation

And so is mine. In fact, I think mine is even more important.

Oh really?

Yeah! If Evans rejects you, like she always does, it's not like anything's gonna change. If mine does…. Then I dunno

Who is it?

Uhm… no one

Oh come on! You'll tell James but not me?

…. Yes.

I don't find that fair at all

Your smart Remus, you can figure it out can't you?

Well yeah, probably.

But you won't.

How do you know? I'm pretty good at figuring out things I wanna know

Don't underestimate him Pads.

I'm not underestimating anyone! I just don't think he should be poking into other people's business.

Ok, I'll keep that in mind the next time you want to know something.

Wait! No! That's not what I meant!

Oh well, your loss. Unless you tell me

Yeah Sirius, tell him

No! I refuse

You can't hold out forever you know

I can and I will

If you tell me I can help you get them. I got Trevor and Christine together and you know how tough that was

They hated each other from the moment they met….

Yeah well it's different ok?

How so?

I'm not telling

You are way to stubborn!

I know


I know... that was short a barely enough to cover my absence. But I am working on the next letter and it should be out soon! PROMISE! =]
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