Naruto Plays DDR!
I don't own Naruto. I never will. Sigh.
I do however; own a DDR matt and the game. I don't own their company though. Nor any of the songs that are mentioned. I give praise to KONAMI (sorry for misleading you. I just remembered that KONAMI was the company) for making this awesome game.
NOW UPDATED DAILY! MAYBE!
Thanks for the awesome reviews! It warms my heart to see people read my work!
THE SONGS DON'T RELATE TO THE CHARACTERS!
LAST TIME ON NARUTO PLAYS DDR
"We don't we just imagine how nice it would be to strangle their little heads off. Muwhahahahaaaaaa!" Tenten cackled.
"Yesshhh. We must wring their necks!" cackled Sasuke.
"That'll be $29.95 mister. MUWHAHAHHA! PLUS TAX! HAHAHAHA!" a random pizza boy cackled.
"ANIKI! TAPIOKA! TAPIOKA!" Sasuke screeched.
"It's our turn, Sasuke."
(Start Song)
Oooh ooooh ooooh!
"Ni-san… I love this fricking song"
Oooh ooooh ooooh!
"Do you know the motions?"
Oooh ooooh ooooh!
"Orochi-chan showed me"
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
The psychopaths kicked in the air lighting fast.
In fact it was a little bit frightening
Some random girl dropped her ice-cream and cried.
But they fought with expert timing
They were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chinese art and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip
The brothers grabbed a random guy and beat the crap out of them.
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
The Uchihas threw shurkins in every direction.
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing
Shikamaru yelped.
There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung
He said here comes the big boss, lets get it on
We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand
The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand new trip
The dynamic duo grabbed yet another guy and back-slapped him in the face. Then, they stabbed him.
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they did it with expert timing
The psychopaths threw fireballs and killed another dozen people. Everyone ran away.
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightening
But they did it with expert timing
make sure you have expert timing
Kung-fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning
"NI-SAN! THAT WAS FUN!"
Scoreboard:
1p(Itachi): AAA. You got blood all over me. You would have gotten an AAA+ but, I had to deduct.
2p(Sasuke): F- YOU KILLED MY BROTHER! You still suck though.
"ANIKI! WHY DIDN'T I GET A GOOD GRADE?"
"Foolish little brother. It is because you lack… fangirls…"
"No I don't! I have two annoying genin chasing me all around, trying to glomp me."
"It is because you lack… purple nailpolish"
"I got my nails done in purple at Tenten's house" (remember?)
"It is because you lack the knowledge of The Pythagorean theorem."
"You're a nerd?"
"Oh, wait good point. It is because you lack…fanboys…"
"…?"
"Gay guys trying to glomp you. Why do you think I told you to call Kisame Kisame-chan?"
"That's wrong"
"Being awesome has its sacrifices."
"Sigh. I know what you mean."
Suddenly, the lights went off yet again.
"IF I CATCH WHOEVER IS GROPING ME, I'LL BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF THEM!" Tenten yelled.
The lights are turned on again to reveal a certain he-woman. That's right, it's Deidara.
"ITACHI! ITS SO TRADGIC!"
"What happened, Deidara?" Itachi asked.
"S-s-sa- SASORI DUMPED ME! WAAAH!" Deidara cried.
"He wouldn't!"
"He, went t-to sand and never came b-back! I bet she's going out with that blonde girl with the fan." Deidara stated between sobs.
Shikamaru fell asleep.
"My sister!" Garaa asked.
"Does your sister have a lazy eye with three noses?" Deidara asked.
"Oh. Wrong person then."
"Don't worry. I'll kill him after I finish this tournament of ddr."
"Thanks Itachi. Can I play too?"
"We would have an odd number if that happens."
"Don't worry! I'll make room" Deidara stated as she threw Lee out the window.
"THANK YOU! I wanted to do that since the beginning of the story!" Kakashi exclaimed.
LIST:
Kakashi vs Gai – Kakashi
Itachi vs Sasuke- Itachi
Shikamaru vs Choji
Garaa vs Ten Ten
Naruto vs Hinata
Shino-Lee - Shino vs Deidara
NEXT TIME ON NARUTO PLAYS DDR
Shika and Choji play Twilight zone!
WHOOO! I got two chapters in a day! I rock:D. I probably won't get another one done tomorrow but meh.