Let you in on a little secret: Brennan and Booth have a sex tape- that was recorded accidently onto Booth's office computer when Brennan was about 4 months pregnant with Katy (2011). So this is in a different format to my normal formatting with a little extra on top.

(Camera on, BRENNAN and BOOTH making out hot and heavy, BOOTH has hand on keyboard)

BOOTH: (moaning) Oh God.

BRENNAN: We should move to the couch.

(Booth moves his head to her neck and BRENNAN wraps her arms around his neck as he lifts her and lays her on his couch)

BRENNAN: (giggling) Booth, careful you don't squish my stomach.

BOOTH: I won't. (lifts up the skirt and pulls the panties down)

BRENNAN: Not yet. I want to do something.

(she gets from under him and BOOTH moves into a sitting position. BRENNAN is on her knees in front of the couch and she unbuckles the cocky belt buckle and pulls down the zip, pulls his pants down before removing the erect penis through the slit of his blue and green zig zag boxers. Smirking, she wraps her lips around the head of the penis.)

BOOTH: Fuck… Bones. Baby, that's it.

(BRENNAN takes him further into her mouth bobbing her head faster and he rolls his head back.)

BOOTH: Babe… I'm going to come. (she lets go and lifts herself up to kiss his lips. BOOTH groans) That wasn't fair.

BRENNAN: I want you to come inside me. (she straddles his lap and lowers herself to join them. They both moan and BRENNAN rocks her hips back and forth while BOOTH holds her upright with his hands on her back) hmmmm…. Booth.

(She leans back as BOOTH kisses her neck sucking on the sensitive spot. They increase the pace and she wraps her arms around his neck. Both are panting and moaning so hard)

BOOTH: Ur, oh, ah… so close.

BRENNAN: yesyesyes…YES! (she lets out a loud moan as she hits orgasm)

BOOTH: BONES! (she hits her head on his shoulder and they rock their orgasms slowly) Oh. My. God. That was amazing.

BRENNAN: It was.

(BRENNAN lays a few small kisses on his neck as Booth opens his eyes and sees the webcam light on)

BOOTH: Oh no.

BRENNAN: What? (she lifts her head looking confused)

BOOTH: I may have turned the camera on. (BRENNAN gets off him and BOOTH stands up on shaky legs and walks towards the computer)

BRENNAN: You mean that was recorded?

BOOTH: Yes I knocked the camera when we were making out and I must have switched it on.

(BRENNAN sniggers a little)

BRENNAN: (sniggering) We've just made a sex tape.

BOOTH: What do you want to do with the video?

BRENNAN: Well we could watch it. (she smiles as she stands up and walks over to the computer screen)

Sweets needed to check for something on Booth's computer so when Booth logged onto the computer for him and left to go to the bathroom. Sweets checked the files on the computer and came across one called antipode. Curiosity getting the better of him, he click the file and waited while Windows Media Player loaded.

'Oh God.' Sweets jumped up when he saw the image of Brennan and Booth making out heavily and moaning.

"Oh no." he tried to click the cross at the top but the damn thing wouldn't close. It just kept saying 'not responding'. "Come on."

He looked up and saw Booth chatting to another agent and he knew if he didn't close this video sooner, then Booth will kill him or he'd have psychological damage for a long time.

YES! The video came off the screen and he breathed a sigh of relief as Booth came back into his office.

"Everything alright Sweets?" he asked placing a file on his desk.

"Yeah Agent Booth… everything is fine." Sweets responded trying his best not to look uncomfortable.

The next one shot may be Angela trying to suggest ideas for B&B wedding.