"Did you see the stork?"
"No, Brittany. Babies don't come from storks. How many times do I need
to say that to you?"
"Oh, okay. So we're gonna keep it right?"
"I don't know. This all came so fast."
"You lasted pretty long."
"Brittany, it has nothing to do with that."
"Well, yeah, I mean you and I made it."
"Brittany, are you serious? We didn't make the baby. You're not the
baby daddy."
"I'm not?"
"No, it's one of the guys. I have to find out who it is."
"Well who did you sleep with?"
"Umm."
Santana realized trying to figure out who the baby daddy was would be
like trying to understand why people actually like Justin Bieber, the
world may never know. She had sex with practically every guy in New
Directions, with the exception of the gay ones, of course. They all sort of
blended together, future and present. She would have to be sneaky and
try to figure it out. She might never figure it out though without like a
AND or DNA test or whatever.
"Who are possible choices?" Brittany asked.
"Puck, Finn, Sam or Mike." Santana replied.
"You got Mike to cheat on Tina?"
"He was easy and not that good."
"Oh my god, Mike's Lindsay Lohan?"
"No, but that's a good one."
"So what do we do now?"
"I say we go to the boy's room and look for clues."
"Okay that sounds great."
"Yeah, let's get started."
Brittany and Santana left the girl's room and snuck into the boy's room.
"So I hear Mercedes is back." Emma said.
"Yeah, it's really exciting. She is incredibly talented and I'm glad that she
will still be around for next year. I'll put her on team fire to even out the
teams."
"Sounds good. I'll have a tough choice picking the team that wins."
"It won't be a tough choice, Irma. By the way that blouse is hideous."
Sue walked into Emma's room, wearing her classic track suit with a
toothbrush in her right hand.
"Both teams are great, Sue. It will be hard." Will said.
"Nonsense. Team Fire will burn out the competition, leaving the other
team with no reason to live, if I have it my way, we'll have seven
suicides."
"Sue, knock it off! You know that's not the reason why we're doing this."
"And you know using that much amount of product in your hair will
kill the ozone layer, and yet here we are."
"Hey, I have an idea. Why don't we all get a good night's sleep and
prepare for tomorrow. You two can coach your teams and I can check
to see how all of you are doing. That sounds like fun, don't you think?"
Will and Sue both looked at each other angrily and then went into
their room to sleep while Emma sprayed some more disinfectant
around her bed before she fell asleep.
"I want to talk to you, Kurt."
"Talk to me, Blaine."
Kurt and Blaine were holding hands outside their cabin. The
energy upon Mercedes' arrival had died down.
"I want to talk to you about sex."
"What about it?"
"I know that you're into romance and everything but sex can be
very romantic."
"What are you saying?"
"I'm saying that I want to be your first time and I want you to be
my first time as well."
"I think that could be arranged in the future."
"I don't want to wait, Kurt."
"Blaine, there's no way we can do that while we're here at camp.
We are rooming with several other guys."
"There are other places we can go, Kurt. It can be such a beautiful
moment for us."
Kurt thought for a moment and then rested his head on his
boyfriend's lap.
"I want to be intimate with you, Blaine. I want you to touch me
and I don't want anyone else to ever touch me in that way but you. I
wanted to do it with you before we changed our location but a
romantic summer night in a campsite can be just as beautiful as a hotel."
"You're so beautiful, you know that." Blaine said.
Blaine then kissed Kurt's head and held him in his arms.
"So are you."
The boys then started to kiss passionately and Blaine rested his
body on top of Kurt's. Sam was watching from a distance, incredibly
angered at what he saw. He had to come up with a plan to break up the
two. But what would that be? Sam was shocked to see Kurt leave Blaine
alone. Sam took his chance and walked over to where Blaine was. When
Blaine saw Sam, he started to back away.
"I don't think you should be near me. Kurt's the jealous type."
"When are you going to get it into your head that Kurt's not the
one for you. I am, Blaine. I'm in love with you, I can't stop thinking
about you. I know what I did was wrong and I'm sorry that I did it to
you but I only did it because I just can't bare to see you in the arms
of someone else."
Blaine's expression changed and he walked closer to Sam.
"Sam, I'm flattered that you feel that way and I think it was big
of you to apologize but Kurt's my boyfriend and I'm in love with him
and I just don't feel that way about you or anyone else and I don't think
I ever will."
"Have you seen my abs? I'll take my shirt off, you'll see."
Blaine put a hand out to stop Sam.
"There's no need. My heart belongs to Kurt Hummel."
Blaine then left Sam alone.
SAM
OH, WHOA, OH, OH, OH, WOAH OH, OH, OH
EVERYBODY'S LAUGHING IN MY MIND
RUMORS SPREADING ABOUT THIS OTHER GUY
DO YOU DO WHAT YOU DID WHEN YOU DID WITH ME
DOES HE LOVE YOU THE WAY I CAN
DID YOU FORGET ABOUT THE PLANS YOU MADE WITH ME
CUZ BABY I DIDN'T
THAT SHOULD BE ME HOLDING YOUR HAND
THAT SHOULD BE ME MAKING YOU LAUGH
THAT SHOULD BE ME
THIS IS SO SAD
THAT SHOULD BE ME
THAT SHOULD BE ME
THAT SHOULD BE ME
FEELING YOUR KISS
THAT SHOULD BE ME
BUYING YOU GIFTS
THIS IS SO WRONG
I CAN'T GO ON
TILL YOU BELIEVE
THAT SHOULD BE ME
I NEED TO KNOW SHOULD I FIGHT FOR LOVE
OR DISARM
IT'S GETTING HARDER TO SHIELD
THIS PAIN IN MY HEART
OH WOAH THAT SHOULD BE ME
HOLDING YOUR HAND
THAT SHOULD BE ME MAKING YOU LAUGH
THAT SHOULD BE ME
THIS IS SO SAD
THAT SHOULD BE ME
THAT SHOULD BE ME
THAT SHOULD BE ME
FEELING YOUR KISS
THAT SHOULD BE ME
BUYING YOU GIFTS
THIS IS SO WRONG
I CAN'T GO ON
TILL YOU BELIEVE
THAT SHOULD BE ME
HOLDING YOUR HAND
THAT SHOULD BE ME
AND MAKING YOU LAUGH OH BABY
THAT SHOULD BE ME
THAT SHOULD BE ME
TALKING FOR HOURS
THAT SHOULD BE ME
I NEVER SHOULD HAVE LET YOU GO
I NEVER SHOULD HAVE LET YOU GO
NEVER SHOULD HAVE LET YOU GO
THAT SHOULD BE ME
"See anything in Finn's bag?" Santana asked.
"Yes."
"I mean, anything relating to me."
"Oh, no."
"Wow, Brittany? Okay it might be Finn or Puck but I doubt it's
Mike, I mean we only did it once and it was a while ago."
"What are you doing in here?" Puck asked.
"None of your business, Puckerman." Santana snapped.
"We're looking for evidence." Brittany said.
Santana slapped her hand on her forehead.
"What the hell are you talking about?" Puck said.
"Santana needs to figure out what guy got her pregnant."
"Brittany! No!" Santana yelled.
"You're pregnant?" Puck asked.
"Tell anyone and I'll crack one of your nuts. Left or right, you can
decide."
"Relax, I won't say anything. But I can tell you I'm not your baby
daddy."
"Why? We've had sex before."
"We haven't had sex in forever and that's because you and
Brittany are together and I'm -. If you just got pregnant, the baby
daddy's probably Sam, seeing as you dated him the last."
Santana then remembered having sex with Sam and having
the condom break. Of course, it was definitely Sam's. Santana had
so many sexual partners it had all blurred together.
"I have to tell him." Santana said.
"But you and Brittany are together, what do you want to be a
pregnant lesbian with your own boy-bitch?"
"I'm not asking for your help, Puckerman. I'm asking for your
silence."
"Whatever. Just get out of the boy's room."
Santana and Brittany then left. Finn walked into the room and
climbed up into his bed.
"Are you doing okay, Finn?" Puck asked.
"No. I'm not."
Puck turned to look over at his friend.
"Dude, what's up?"
"I have an itch down there."
A/N: Reviews would be great! Thanks for all your support. It really means a lot to me. The next chapters are gonna focus on the two teams, Team Wind and Team Fire. I had to get Mercedes back to even the teams up. They'll be more performances throughout the chapters. The song that was sung by Sam is called That Should Be Me by Justin Bieber. I personally don't like him but I like that song, the lyrics are actually good and I know Sam likes Bieber so I thought it fit his storyline. He's also Santana's baby daddy and he's gay and secretly in love with Blaine. Drama! Right? Okay, I'll stop babbling now.