***AUTHOR'S NOTE***
HoneyBadgerDC's eyes snapped open. He was laying down in a bright, white room, the sun shining through the windows. He tried to move his arms, but found that they were stuck in casts. Interestingly enough, they were positioned so that his hands were laying above his iPad's keyboard.
As he closed his eyes again, he felt a presence enter the room.
"Mr. DC! You're awake!" A cheery nurse greeted him.
He couldn't see her face, but he could see the back of her.
He grinned at the sight of a short skirt and tight top, as well as silver hair. He loooved silver haired women.
His cheerful thoughts were replaced with horrendous visions when she turned around.
"Hello Badger" Serylda greeted him, a shot in her hands.
"PLEASE NO! NOT AGAIN!" He cried.
"Don't worry, I already beat you up. Hence why you're here. I have made it so that you cannot run, you cannot escape, you can only write." She replied, sadistically.
"All this just because I couldn't get a chapter out?!" He asked.
"Mhmm. You'll also notice that you have no internet here. I also removed every song on your iPad with the exception of The Winters Claw theme song." She stated.
He sighed, and closed his eyes again.
He then yelped when he felt a tingling pain in his leg.
"SERYLDA, WHAT THE HELL?!" He cried.
"Oh! That's adrenaline! It'll keep you awake while you write." She replied, giggling mischeviously.
"... Fine." He groaned as she walked out the door.
He felt his neck cramp as he craned to watch her go.
"Stop looking at my ass."
"HEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHE"
...
Due to Serylda related injuries, my new chapter has been delayed significantly. Due to the fact that I hate making you guys wait with nothing to look forward too, here is just another chatroom that I participated in. A small look-in on the people who inspire me to write.
How do they inspire me? I take what they ask me to do, and do the exact opposite. New chapter soon!
-HoneyBadgerDC
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[6:48:32 PM] HoneyBadgerDC: FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFA P
[6:48:44 PM] HoneyBadgerDC: FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP
[6:48:51 PM] Xaniss: but it's not the 25th min of the hour
[6:48:58 PM] Xaniss: or is that a rule only im bound to?
[6:49:07 PM] HoneyBadgerDC: DAMNET JEFF YOU HAD ONE JOB
[6:49:14 PM] Xaniss: love?
[6:49:18 PM] Xaniss: was love my job?
[6:49:18 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: Badger
[6:49:23 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: Pls don't swear
[6:49:26 PM] Eddie: joining the call xaniss
[6:49:31 PM] Eddie: that was your job
[6:49:34 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: Swearing is bad and jesus cries when you swear
[6:49:42 PM] HoneyBadgerDC: LET JESUS SOB
[6:49:53 PM] Eddie: jesus cries like a little bitch
[6:49:53 PM] Xaniss: jesus sounds like a messed up bitch
[6:50:01 PM] HoneyBadgerDC: Jesus probably cries at half of humanity, he probably doesn't even notice what I say.
[6:50:11 PM] Eddie: ^
[6:50:13 PM] HoneyBadgerDC: ^ Jeff, a little much, take it back before you done get smited.
[6:50:18 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: You're probably part of that half
[6:50:25 PM] HoneyBadgerDC: Probably not.
[6:50:27 PM] Xaniss: jesus is playing top lane not jungle
[6:50:28 PM] Eddie: he probobaly IS that half
[6:50:49 PM] HoneyBadgerDC: I'm a depressing person, but I don't do mean things to people.
[6:50:50 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: Badger play with me when I got home
[6:50:55 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: Ill go support annie
[6:50:57 PM] HoneyBadgerDC: when you get home?
[6:51:05 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: Ya
[6:51:10 PM] HoneyBadgerDC: i guess
[6:51:19 PM] Xaniss: dont do it
[6:51:20 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: I'm at a fanstastico resturante de pez
[6:51:30 PM] Xaniss: he is at chuckie cheeses
[6:51:33 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: I'm so spanish and smart haha swag
[6:51:49 PM] Xaniss: he got high score on ski ball
[6:52:10 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: Shhh
[6:52:29 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: I'm gonna buy badger the super prize111!
[6:52:47 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: Its a gigantic stuffed rat
[6:52:59 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: Just like him (heart)
[6:53:04 PM] Xaniss: its over 5000 tickets
[6:53:30 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: I'm determined
[6:53:37 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: And very good at ski ball
[6:53:49 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: And I can beat up every kid for their tickets
[6:54:02 PM] Xaniss: and take there pizza
[6:54:22 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: What if they have pinapple pizza
[6:54:33 PM] HoneyBadgerDC: And kick their dog, and eat their food, and fuck their mom, and choke out their grandpa
[6:54:46 PM] Xaniss: then you pick off the pine apple and throw it at there face and demand something full of sugar and fat
[6:54:48 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: Orrrrr
[6:54:49 PM] HoneyBadgerDC: And spit in their goldfishes eye
[6:55:11 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: Eat their dog, kick their food, fuck their granpda and choke out their mom
[6:55:34 PM] HoneyBadgerDC: Better yet
[6:56:03 PM] HoneyBadgerDC: Eat their mom (if you know what I mean), fuck their dog, kick their grandpa and choke out their food
[6:56:14 PM] Xaniss: i know what you mean
[6:56:21 PM] Xaniss: but where am i going to get that much BBQ sauce
[6:57:01 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: What if she's asian
[7:00:10 PM] HoneyBadgerDC: Then you stay from her o_o
[7:00:15 PM] *** Call ended, duration 2:24:02 ***
[7:05:59 PM] Eddie: someone duo with me i is on series
[7:06:48 PM] Xaniss: you should try
[7:06:53 PM] Eddie: okay
[7:07:01 PM] Eddie: so youll duo with me xaniss :'D
[7:07:11 PM] Xaniss: no im part of
[7:07:14 PM] Xaniss: mingle*
[7:07:21 PM] Eddie: okay
[7:07:28 PM] Eddie: ill go on there and we can duo okay?
[7:07:34 PM] Eddie: you know to get to know each other ;p
[7:07:35 PM] Xaniss: no i changed website
[7:07:37 PM] *** Simp has left ***
[7:07:44 PM] HoneyBadgerDC: OP
[7:07:46 PM] Winkleson [Cpt. Canada]: Back
[7:07:55 PM] Xaniss: im part of to meet sexy black near you come get free melon tigga
[7:07:58 PM] HoneyBadgerDC: Simp left wtf
[7:08:29 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: Badger lets duo
[7:08:37 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: ;o
[7:08:44 PM] HoneyBadgerDC: Uhhh
[7:08:45 PM] Eddie: D:
[7:08:48 PM] Eddie: nooooooo
[7:08:48 PM] HoneyBadgerDC: Idk...
[7:08:50 PM] Eddie: not allowed
[7:08:53 PM] Xaniss: if he does were getting a devorice
[7:08:55 PM] Eddie: im the duo queuer here
[7:09:12 PM] HoneyBadgerDC: Yeah I'm in a committed online relationship with Xaniss
[7:09:19 PM] Xaniss: BADGER PLS I MAKE MORE TICKETS IN A WEEK THEN HE DOES IN A YEAR
[7:09:28 PM] Xaniss: ill get you that spider ring you had ur eye on
[7:09:43 PM] HoneyBadgerDC: We got married in Lumbridge after I said phr33 st00f pl0x
[7:09:46 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: Ill let you go on top
[7:09:59 PM] Eddie: OMG
[7:10:00 PM] Eddie: BADGER
[7:10:02 PM] Winkleson [Cpt. Canada]: Get a room you two.
[7:10:06 PM] Xaniss: bitch please im catching not pitching
[7:10:10 PM] Eddie: ILL DANCE AND SAY PHR33 ST00F PL0X
[7:10:11 PM] HoneyBadgerDC: Mhmm
[7:10:20 PM] Eddie: with full bandos on
[7:10:22 PM] Eddie: and a phat
[7:10:27 PM] Eddie: ;p
[7:10:29 PM] HoneyBadgerDC: He swept me away in his arms (heart)
[7:10:31 PM | Edited 7:10:44 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: ILL GIVE YOU LOVE
[7:10:33 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: Imean
[7:10:35 PM] Xaniss: he said phat with a ph so its ok
[7:10:46 PM] Xaniss: we did anul on are 1st date
[7:10:49 PM] Winkleson [Cpt. Canada]: Goomy XD
[7:10:55 PM] Xaniss: on are wedding night we did the rusty trucker
[7:10:56 PM] HoneyBadgerDC: No literally, he swept me away, I'm suffering from severe Stockholm syndrome
[7:11:05 PM] Xaniss: its illeagl in 12 states and canada
[7:11:14 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: Wtf is stockholm syndrome
[7:11:26 PM] Eddie: ^
[7:11:37 PM] HoneyBadgerDC: It's when someone who has been kidnapped grows to love and admire their kidnapper
[7:11:37 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: In the words of eddie
[7:11:41 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: I DONT GET IT
[7:11:50 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: Ohok
[7:12:01 PM] Winkleson [Cpt. Canada]: He litterally just said that in our call
[7:12:04 PM] HoneyBadgerDC: Due to the fact that they have been held captive for so long and have had the person be the only interaction they've had
[7:12:13 PM] Winkleson [Cpt. Canada]: Exactly
[7:12:20 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: Like when you adopted me and stuck me in the trunk of your car
[7:12:25 PM] Eddie: actually
[7:12:26 PM] Xaniss: its ok i gave da bitch a teddy bear to comfert it
[7:12:28 PM] HoneyBadgerDC: Exactly!
[7:12:34 PM] Eddie: LOL
[7:12:53 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: And released me 8 years later, erased my memory and told be "ur a fag and you like lol fanfics"
[7:13:09 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: Fully knowing I would be drawn back to you?
[7:13:12 PM] Eddie: ANYONE WHO PLAYED RUNESCAPE CAN ENJOY IT AGAIN
[7:13:19 PM] Eddie: ITS NOT THE SHITTY NEW ONE
[7:13:20 PM] Eddie: well
[7:13:25 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: Um
[7:13:27 PM] Eddie: more like if you enjoyed pking
[7:13:36 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: I don't think you can enjoy runesscape
[7:13:51 PM] Eddie: biased bitch^
[7:13:55 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: Runescape taught me to never trust anybody
[7:13:57 PM] Eddie: never played it i bet
[7:14:03 PM] Eddie: good
[7:14:08 PM] Eddie: its a life lesson youll benefit from
[7:14:12 PM] Xaniss: sometimes i take xlax before i masterbait to make it a thrilling race agenst the clock
[7:14:23 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: Xaniss I wuf u
[7:14:25 PM] Eddie: only on the 25th minute though right?
[7:14:30 PM] Eddie: i wuf him moar
[7:14:37 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: EDDIE I WUF U SO MUC
[7:15:12 PM] Xaniss: i wuf you all
[7:15:19 PM] HoneyBadgerDC: Alex I knew you'd come back to me
[7:16:01 PM] Eddie: eye wuf u to ewex
[7:21:29 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: B-badger...
[7:22:02 PM] Xaniss: GUYS WE ARE ALL IN LUCK I JUST WON 8 TICKETS TO GO ON A WEEK LONG TRIP HORSE BACK WITH 2 GUYS DRESSED LIKE COW BOYS WHO SMELLED LIKE BEER I THINK WE ARE ALL GONNA LOSE ARE MANGINITY BUT IT WILL BE WORTH
[7:22:12 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: Watashi wa anata... baka!
[7:22:27 PM] Eddie: WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOO GO XANISS
[7:22:32 PM] Eddie: WE CAN DANCE ON HORSES
[7:22:48 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: Only if badger is on top
[7:22:59 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: And we share a tent
[7:23:11 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: So I can get scared in the middle of the night...
[7:23:26 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: I wake badger up, asking him to hold me because I'm scared
[7:23:44 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: Badger reluctantly agrees, and I crawl into his warm embrace
[7:23:46 PM] Xaniss: then it gets all brock back real quick
[7:23:52 PM] Xaniss: broke*
[7:23:58 PM] HoneyBadgerDC: To which I reply "You fucking idiot, I live three states away, stop skyping me"
[7:24:32 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: I try to go to sleep, but something keeps pokeing my ass
[7:24:58 PM] HoneyBadgerDC: This ain't broke back mountain.
[7:25:10 PM] Eddie: is it badger's boner?
[7:25:12 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: I wake badger up again, but he was awake, his arms around my chest as I slide down my boxers
[7:25:29 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: Then its all history ;)
[7:25:32 PM] Xaniss: you should do this for a living
[7:25:34 PM] Eddie: badger
[7:25:36 PM] Eddie: badger
[7:25:37 PM] Xaniss: not writing erotic novles
[7:25:38 PM] Xaniss: rape
[7:25:40 PM] Xaniss: ur good at it
[7:25:40 PM] HoneyBadgerDC: I honestly
[7:25:46 PM] HoneyBadgerDC: have no response to this
[7:25:55 PM] Eddie: theres an item on runescape thats called "spadeful of coke"
[7:25:58 PM] Eddie: i approve
[7:26:02 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: Badger
[7:26:04 PM] Xaniss: u make them want it in the subconshis so it doesn't count as rape thanx to all the romance
[7:26:23 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: Put me in your fanfic
[7:26:32 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: Every fanfiction needs a feminine man
[7:26:47 PM] HoneyBadgerDC: this is why Genesis is in the story.
[7:27:00 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: Fuck genesis
[7:27:00 PM] Eddie: LOLOLOL
[7:27:21 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: And when I say fuck genesis, I mean get ready for my new fanfic
[7:27:27 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: ;)
[7:27:29 PM] Xaniss: YAAAAAY
[7:27:34 PM] Xaniss: ill read that one for sho
[7:27:50 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: Badger x genesis x orianna
[7:27:50 PM] Winkleson [Cpt. Canada]: Badger put me in your story scolding them for asking to be put in your story.
[7:28:23 PM] HoneyBadgerDC: One gay night in Kalamanda..
[7:28:25 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: Put me in the story
[7:28:32 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: As fangs secret lover
[7:28:39 PM] Winkleson [Cpt. Canada]: One gay night in Kalamanda..Shipping
[7:29:01 PM] Xaniss: put me and goomy in ur story as gay lovers who cheat on each other and fight constently but we still love each other deep down in are heart
[7:29:08 PM] Xaniss: and make us addicted to teemo shroom extract
[7:29:13 PM] Eddie: LOL
[7:29:13 PM] Eddie: DO IT
[7:29:19 PM] Eddie: do it
[7:29:29 PM] Eddie: that would make me spontaneously combust with laughter
[7:29:40 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: Ahri x soraka
[7:29:53 PM] Eddie: ewwwwwwww
[7:29:56 PM] Xaniss: thats not my name bb
[7:30:02 PM] Xaniss: meh name is xan xan
[7:30:05 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: Sorry
[7:30:11 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: Xaniss x soraka
[7:30:12 PM] HoneyBadgerDC: You're all insane
[7:30:17 PM] Eddie: soraka would shove her horn up ahri's vagina
[7:30:25 PM] Xaniss: thats agressive
[7:30:29 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: Eddie
[7:30:29 PM] Xaniss: i aprove
[7:30:39 PM] Eddie: exactly
[7:30:41 PM] Eddie: what?
[7:30:42 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: Soraka is totally a bottom
[7:30:52 PM] Eddie: yeah
[7:31:05 PM] Eddie: ahri would be on top of her cus she is on her horn silly
[7:32:58 PM] Xaniss: well tickle my nipple with a pickle batman that sounds sexy some needs to make that fan fic
[7:33:00 PM] Lord Goomy McPancham: O gud point