Chapter 14: Match maker Beth

Summary: Beth decides to set Draco up with her friend, Sirus is in it for a minute, Aisling get's suspicous, Snape is driven insane and lunacy looms for Ginny's seventh year. Hermione shows she ain't all books

Much later that night Beth had managed, with the help of a reluctant Hermione to sneak from the school. She was now in Hogsmede muttering a spell to bring her friend to her. A puff of smoke erupted and loud coughing followed 'Fucking hell Leonard, you prat.....Oh hi Beth' She started giggling 'Ger is probably having a heart attack right now'
'Why' Beth asked as she carefully picked up the urn which would send Sharon home 'Oh he told me to go to hell and then I vanished' Her phone started ringing at that moment 'Yes Ger' She asked answering it 'Where am I, It's pretty hot I know that much'
'No, it's not Barbados, and there is this weird guy, actually he looks like you, he's waving around a big fork'
'I'll see you when I get back. Beth says Hi' She hung up before he had a chance to speak 'He is freaking out'
Beth laughed 'Excellant'
'So, So, Draco' Sharon asked bouncing 'No, not yet' Beth told her 'First you meet Damien'
'Who' Sharon asked 'The bartender'
'Have you lost what little brain you had'
'In the Hogs head' Beth grabbed one of her friends bags and nearly buckled under the weight 'I said a week Sharon, not a year'
'Hey, you really think I'm going to pass up the chance to have the actual Harry Potter sign my books'
'Right' Beth said rolling her eyes 'Anyway, come on, and oh yeah, don't tell Harry who dies, cause Sirius is still alive here'
Sharon let out an ear peircing scream 'REALLY, yes is he cute, what's he like'
'Don't know, never met him'
'You what, you've been here how long and you haven't met Sirius Black'
'I've met Voldemort' Beth tried 'Oh big wow Scary wrinkly guy'
'I should tell him to get some botox' Beth said out of no where 'Any hoo, come on, Drinks ahead'
'Oh Firewhiskey' Sharon smiled before grabbing her bag and following

An hour later Sharon finally had the coveted firewhiskey in her hands, Beth looked terrified and Damien had a bucket. She knocked it back and grimaced 'Eww, that is gross, it's puke in a bottle'
'I warned you' Beth smirked 'If you need to be sick, here' Damien said handing her the bucket 'Hey, I'm Irish, just because it's gross doesn't mean I'll puke'
'Finnegan said he was Irish and he puked for days' Beth told her 'Well I'm just a fish then' Sharon shrugged 'Hey what is your surname anyway'
Damien gave her a look 'Canning'
'Oh christ' She let out 'Suppose your second name is Gerard'
'No it's Leonard actually'
Sharon held her head and screamed 'You, all three rolled into one, I just can't escape them'
'He's nicer don't worry' Beth reassured her 'Whatever' Sharon said waving it off 'What's that purply stuff back there'
'Harry's special concoction, no one has tried it yet, not even him'
'I'll try it' She said excitedly Damien poured her a glass and with a deep breath she downed it 'Oh, more, more, just give me the bottle'
Beth shrugged and left her to it

After they had been kicked out, Sharon proclaming her undying love for Damien as they went Beth tried steering her legless friend up towards the school, praying to anyone that Snape would not be out and Hermione had gotten her text. Also that Ron was asleep. Thankfully Hermione met them at the gate and cast a whitered look at Sharon 'Firewhiskey' Beth told her as she passed a bag over 'Hello Hermione' Sharon said wavering slightly before pointing 'Don't quote the book'
'Right' Hermione nodded Sharon suddenly slipped and burst into loud laughter 'Oh man down'
'Get up' Beth grumbled hauling her to her feet, with much trouble they managed to get her to the school, even if she had tried to visit Hagrid, The giant squid and Aragog's babies, after she had bitched about the fact that in monsterous spider was dead They entered the school and Sharon let out a yell 'Shit hot cool'
'What in the name of merlin.....Oh Beth' Draco said approaching dropping his hard man act 'And Hermione and friend'
'Sharon, pleased to meet you Draco'
'Books' Draco asked Beth 'Yeah' She nodded The black haired girl suddenly dropped her coat 'Oh oopsie, Draco would you mind'
He picked it up and heard a low appreciative whistle, straightening he gave her a look 'Did you just check me out'
'Me, no, never' Sharon said breezily Hermione rolled her eyes 'Malfoy will you help us get her up to Gryffindor'
'Only if I can sleep in a couch up there, I'm terrified of Aisling' 'You can sleep in my bed' Sharon smiled 'No way, you are not shagging Malfoy in my bed' Beth warned 'Why, would you prefer I found a alley' Sharon smirked Draco nearly choked and Beth went white, Hermione feigned shock 'Oh my' She tutted 'Does Ron know'
'I'm still alive' Draco replied 'So no'
'We are not letting this one meet Ron while she is drunk or ever' Beth said 'Now quick, god knows what she'll do to Filch if she sees him'

The next day Sharon was sat hidden in the room of requirement, bitching none to quietly about the fact that she was being hidden. The door opened and Beth and Hermione entered 'Food' She smiled 'Yes Piggy' Beth sighed 'So, when exactly' Sharon grabbed the plate 'Do I get to explore, I didn't come here to be bored, I could do that at home listening to Ger'
'Soon as it gets dark' Hermione told her 'We'll bring you up to Gryffindor, Sober this time'
Sharon pouted 'Your all so not fun' Beth rolled her eyes 'I'm taking a real big risk, so be good. Right now we have Care of Magical creatures, we'll see you later'
They left and Sharon shrugged and demolished her breakfast, before she stood determinedly and left the room

Ten minutes later Sharon was stood outside the Gryffindor common room trying to remember the password from last night 'Aww come on, you let me in last night'
'Your were with Bethany, and looking severly ill'
Sharon huffed 'I never puke when I'm drunk'
'You must have had the twenty four hour bug then dear, because Filch wasn't mopping up water this morning'
Sharon stomped her foot 'Let, me, in'
'Password'
She threw her hands up in frustration 'It's probably really easy, something like Flubberworms or' She stopped as the Portrait flew open 'Cool'

Ron and Harry entered a little while later and headed up to their room, Seamus, Dean and Neville were all stood just inside the door, watching something amazed 'Who are you and why the fuck are you sat on my bed' Harry yelled Sharon jumped up like she was burnt 'Eww, Potter germs'
'First years aren't allowed in the seventh year dorms' Ron told her 'I'm not first year' She snapped sitting on his bed 'Yeah she's a bit tall to be a first year' Seamus pointed out 'What's your name'
'Sharon' She beamed 'Second year, gotta be' Dean smirked 'I'm fucking well 18, older then you lot' 'So, who are you' Neville asked 'Beth's friend'
Ron turned and began banging his head off the door frame 'My' bang 'Girlfriend' bang 'Is' Bang 'A' Bang 'Twat' Bang, bang bang 'Oh, I'm so telling her you said that' 'When did you get here' Harry asked 'Uh, Nev can you go find Beth' 'Last night' She told him picking up one of Ron's books and flicking it open 'Love the little doddles in the margins Ron'
He turned from his self abuse and glared 'Ron 4 Beth, Ron loves Beth, Mrs Ron Weasley, did she borrow your book'
He paled 'Give me that'
Beth, mercifully arrived at that moment, with Hermione and, to Harry and the others annoyance, Draco 'Malfoy, get the fuck out, once was enough' Seamus yelled 'Oi, Finnegan, bigger Fishy to fry' Hermione yelled 'Sharon, funny looking Room of Requirement' Beth asked evenly 'Yeah, one minute I was there, next I'm here, funny that'
'So, we'll be heading back now' Draco asked 'Fuck no, I mean I'm not here ten seconds and I've got Ron trying to crush his own skull, I like Gryffindor, even though Slytherin totally is the best house'
Dean and Seamus gave her a look 'Oh, piss off you two, your only minor characters, your opinions don't matter' She snapped 'Yes, that's right, shoo, shoo'
Draco sent a look at Beth, who nodded 'How does visiting Slytherin sound' He asked 'I have a private room, you just have to keep quiet'
'And it's easiest to move about through the back stairs, near the kitchens' Beth told her 'Plus no one usually bothers Draco'
Ron shot her a look 'How would you know'
'Sleepovers when you piss me off' She shrugged 'I'm beginning to feel like his fag hag'
'Aww damn' Sharon yelled 'I wanted to be his fag hag'
'I'm not gay' Draco yelled 'Coulda fooled me' Harry smirked 'Please Potter, if anyones gay here it's you, your girlfriend is the butchist female in this school'
Harry turned to hit to boy but was beaten to it by Beth 'I can't take you anywhere' She sighed Draco rubbed his head and went to Sharon, taking her hand he lead her from the room 'Come on Sharon, let's rejoin civilisation'
'Ohh' She laughed following him out 'Aisling, is going to tear her limb from limb' Ron said finally 'Yeah right and I'm deeply in love with the squid in the lake' Beth laughed 'She is by far the scariest of all my friends'
'How so' Harry asked as he went to rearrange his stuff 'She's perky' Beth told him 'And how is that bad' Ron asked as he swiftly hid the book Sharon had been looking at 'Perky is bad' Beth told them 'When it's Sharon, ever heard a Mandrake, she gets that pitch and if you tell her to quit it, boom bad mood, that's when you really need to hide'
The boys shared a look not convinced in the least

Draco let Sharon into his room, locked the door and the cast a locking and silencing charm 'You work fast Malfoy'
'This is for your own protection, honestly a muggle in Slytherin'
'Oh yeah, But I could take Pansy'
Draco made a face 'Beth really has warped you' Sharon screamed 'That was sick'
He mock bowed 'I do try'
'Your not like the books'
'Wouldn't know, never read them'
She dumped the bag she had been carting around and opened it, before sifting through. Minutes later she handed him the Philospher's stone book 'Enjoy'

Beth crept into Slytherin an Hour later, knowing she was in so much shit for missing Transfiguration. 'Draco' She hissed knocking on his door'
A minute later it opened and she was pulled in 'What the' She gaped, as Draco picked up his book 'Potter is such a ponce' He told her 'My god, I have teasing material for the rest of the year, and I'm only on the first book'
'What's up Beth' Sharon asked 'Well, I told Harry who your favourite character in the books is'
'Yeah, and'
'Well, tonight' Beth smiled 'We meet Sirius Black'
Sharon screamed and hugged her friend, hitting Draco with the book she had thrown 'Who knew Lord of the Rings was dangerous to your health' He bitched rubbing his head 'Aww, that's how me and Ron got together' Beth smirked 'I thumped him with a book too'
'You mean' Sharon gaped 'This is one of your bloody match making schemes'
'Well d'uh, I didn't ask you here for the good of my health' She smirked 'See you at nine'
Sharon turned to look at Draco ackwardly 'Uh, yeah' She smiled weakly 'I've only broke up with Aisling yesterday, how about we take it slow' He smiled 'Now sit down and finish your book'
Sharon gaped before shrugging and sitting back down on the bed 'Just' He started 'I'm in the middle of it, tell me how it ends, and I'll end you'
'Try it Malfoy, just Try'
'You can call me Draco, I'm not going to have a heart attack you know'
'Yeah, guess it's better then Ferret boy'
He sent her a look 'Fine no candle light dinner in Hogsmede for you tomorrow night then'
He went back to his book and she gaped, only to notice the small smile on his face 'Prat' She yelled with a smile

It was Harry's turn to go to Slytherin when nine arrive, steeling himself he opened the door and stood in shock 'No, now honestly' Sharon was saying to a distressed looking Draco' Do you think this top goes with these shoes'
'Yes, lovely' He repleid 'Ah, look Harry's here, well see you later'
'You mean' She asked her bottom lip sticking out 'Your not coming'
'Thankfully, that I don't wanna see' Beth yelled thumping into the room 'Move it people, come on, Sirius Fucking Black waiting somewhere for us'
She grabbed Draco by the arm and hauled him to the door 'Why' They heard him wail 'Do you insist on dragging me everywhere'
'Ron won't let me buy a leash' She replied Harry gave Sharon a look 'You look gorgeous, now come on'
'Eww, Potter checked me out, I'm so telling Sarah'
'Sirius won't wait all night Sharon'
She ran past him in a blur of pink and black 'Women' He said to the empty room before leaving

'OMIGOD' Two women screamed causing Sirius Black and Remus Lupin to jump in shock 'Yeah, Lupin too' Sharon screamed 'This is so class'
'Oh wow, oh wow, oh wow' Beth babbled 'He is like so hotter then Gary Oldman'
'Yeah, totally' Sharon agreed Sirius was slightly unnerved by their staring, Lupin was laughing to himself, Harry and Draco hung back to watch 'So, what are dementors really like' Beth asked 'I bet they are so cool'
'Er' Sirius let out 'And can you show me how to be an Animagi' Sharon asked 'Well' He coughed 'Can we go to the shrieking shack' Beth questioned Lupin 'When do you change again' Sharon giggled 'I bet that's wicked cool to watch'
'Uh Harry' Sirius finally managed 'You didn't tell me they were this bad'
'Actually, this is Beth being polite' He told his godfather 'Yeah, I'm so rude to Voldie when I meet him, he tried the killing curse on me the last day, ya know'
Lupin and Sirius gaped 'But I ducked' She told them 'I don't want a stupid scar'
'That's not what you said at the time' Draco mused Beth gave him a look and Sharon and Harry stared 'What, we were kidnapped' She explained 'It's like my thing now, I hope, I love annoying him, plus Lucius has a real nice ass for an older guy'
Draco shuddered 'That's just horrible'
'Yeah, yeah' Beth said waving it off 'So now what'
'Now' Harry told her 'We go, this was just a hello meeting'
'But, what NO' Sharon wailed as the two older wizards apparated away 'You suck Potter' Beth yelled 'Yeah, Snape' Sharon snapped before grabbing Beth 'Come on lets go visit Damien'
Harry and Draco shared long suffering looks and followed

'Hey' Harry yelled 'Where's my drink'
They had been sat at the bar in the Hog's head for an hour 'In front of you' Sharon told him 'My god I thought they were lying about you being a light weight'
'No, my Purple Poison' He replied 'Oh, I drank it' She smiled 'It was damn nice'
'She got so plastered' Beth smirked 'Oh, so your to blame for her last night are you Potter'
Harry coloured 'I, uh guess'
'What was in it' Beth asked 'Just out of interest'
'Well' Harry thought 'Bacardi, Vodka, Archer's, Firewhiskey, butterbeer, Red aftershock, apple sidekick, cider, Bud, butterscotch, Grand Marnier, Sambuca and creme de cassis'
'Oh christ' Sharon blanched 'Poison is fucking right Harry' Draco grimaced 'You called him Harry' Sharon gasped 'Uh, yeah, we are friends' Harry shrugged 'I feel faint' The renvyle girl muttered 'Another brandy and red bull please'
'And one here' Beth smirked 'I'm gonna try one' Harry smiled 'I guess I might as well' Draco shrugged

About an hour later the four were drunkenly winding their merry way through Hogsmede 'I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, and it does me good like it bloody well should, I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker and I'm always pulling my pud' They sang, roared.
'George' Beth suddenly yelled going to hug the tired looking Weasley twin who had just stepped out of his shop 'Fred, actually' He replied hugging back 'Where's Ron'
'I dunno' She wavered 'Okay, do you four want to come in, George has some drink, plus your waking the neighbours'
Sharon didn't need to be told twice and all but ran past him into the shop and up the back stairs, Harry and Draco followed, Beth shrugged and left Fred, to stand in the street George was sat on the main couch of his living room when Sharon burst in 'Holy momma, your finer then the movies'
'Er, hello'
'Hey, I'm Sharon' She smiled plonking herself down beside him 'Right, I'm George'
'Oh, the single twin'
He smirked 'Why yes I am'
Harry and Draco entered and George bristled 'Why is Malfoy in my flat'
'He's with me' Harry told him 'But not in that way'
'Gross' Sharon squealed 'Sick, sick sick'
Beth and Fred had entered, 'What's sick' Fred asked 'Malfoy and Harry are doing it' She squealed 'No Harry's with Sarah' Beth told her 'Oh, so why, Beth I'm confluzed'
'Don't worry' She told her friend 'That's usually what happens around here'
Sharon seemed to accept that and turned to George and ripped the bottle of vodka from his grasp.
'So' Fred asked having woken up a bit 'What are you all out'
'Came to see the bright lights of Hogsmede' Sharon told him 'They should be on any minute' George joked 'Right' Fred said shaking his head before going into his room, he exited it a few minutes later followed by a sheepish looking Hermione 'Whoo, go Herm' Beth laughed 'Shut up' She snapped 'God, this is so embarassing'
'Why' Draco asked 'Come on, it's not like we wouldn't assume you see your boyfriend every now and again'
'Yeah' Harry told her 'Your intitled to a few nights with him'
The girl smiled 'Your all great, you know that'
'Oh we try'
'Is anyone else amazed that Harry and Hermione are getting along with Malfoy' Fred asked finally 'No' Sharon and Beth shot back 'When, exactly did all this happen' George asked 'Well I'm best friends with Draco' Beth told him 'And Aisling was dating him for a short period, Aisling and Hermione are really good friends, so it was kinda inevitable'
'I feel all out of the loop' Fred whined 'Aww Honey' Hermione smiled giving him a kiss on the cheek 'You were never in the loop' He grumbled to himself and sat down, pulling her with him 'So, Sharon' George asked 'What brings you to our world'
'Beth invited me over' She told him 'Cool' He smiled 'You like it'
'Yeah, but they're hiding me'
'Why'
'So no one kills Beth'
George laughed 'Would it be okay if I kissed you' He asked 'Sure, I'm single' She smiled

It took Beth a few minutes to registar the fact that Sharon and George were kissing, Draco however had noticed straight away.
'You' He snarled to Beth 'Didn't tell me she was a slut'
Beth whacked her friend 'She is not'
'Then explain' He waved his hand at the pair 'That'
'I dunno' Beth shrugged 'Brandy makes her randy, hey I rhyme'
Draco huffed 'Typical, he always pulls the one I like first'
'Aww, don't worry' Beth said sympathetically 'She wants you more'
He rolled his eyes 'It's disgusting'
'What' Beth asked 'They aren't that bad'
'No me, fancying worthless muggles. She is obviously below me'
Beth gave him a hard look 'You fucking wish she was below you Malfoy'
'Please slutty muggles like her are everywhere, look at you after all'
Beth puched his arm hard 'You are a fucking asshole'
'Glad you realised'
'Merlin, it must be love if you get this angry' She snapped before stomping off to talk to Harry

George pulled away from Sharon 'Fancy moving to my room'
'Oh, I don't spink so Weasley, I'm not that kind of girl'
'But' He began, only to have her turn away 'Guys, I'm getting tired, we should head'
Everyone agreed with her and soon the five left, Fred laughing at his brother's face

In Draco's room later he stiffly showed her the bathroom and let her change. When she came back out he was in bed, his back to her side of it 'Uh, Draco' She asked 'Goodnight Sharon'
'But, what did I do'
He ignored her and she climbed into bed. Blowing out the candle she grabbed her phone and texted Beth #Draco's not talking to me# 'Draco' She tried again 'Good god woman, I said goodnight, will you just shut up and go to sleep'
'Fine' she sniffed Minutes later Draco's phone rang, Sharon giggled lightly at the ringtone 'Barbie girl'. Beth had gotten it and Draco still didn't know how to get rid of it 'Yes, Beth ' He snapped answering it #DRACO ALEXANDER BLACK MALFOY, WILL YOU TALK TO THE DAMN GIRL, SURE SHE SHIFTED GEORGE, WHO HASN'T, NO RON, I HAVEN'T SHIFTED YOUR BROTHER, ONE FUCKING WEASLEY IS ENOUGH#
'But Beth' Draco whined #DON'T BUT BETH ME MALFOY, YOU KNOW YOU LIKE HER, I KNOW YOU LIKE HER, EVEN RON AS DENSE AS HE IS KNOWS YOU LIKE HER. YES RON I INSULTED YOU, WILL YOU STOP, WE CAN GET BACK TO SEX AS SOON AS I FINISH THIS, WHAT, WELL, I DON'T KNOW FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF, LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID MALFOY#
'I don't want to know about your sex life, Beth'
#Are you going to talk to her#
'Maybe'
#DRACO#
'Okay, okay, I'll talk to her'
#Good boy, night#
He hung up the phone and turned to Sharon, who had fallen asleep 'Oh well, I'll have to talk to her tomorrow'

Next morning, Sharon woke to a very warm feeling and something, Draco's phone she realised when Barbie girl started up, poking into her hip. Opening her eyes she jerked in shock, drawing a little groan from the man holding her 'Oh shit' She hissed. One of her legs was slipped in between his and he had both arms around her, holding her close to him, so close she could feel his breath on her face. His lips were inches away and looked awful inviting 'I have so got to move, he'll kill me if he see's us like this' She muttered She tried to pull away only to have him hold her tighter 'Bollix' She whispered She tried to slip an arm away only to have his finger lace with hers 'This would be grand if I hadn't pissed you off you know' She snapped at the sleeping man She managed to get her leg free only to to have him throw his over her 'Fuck you Malfoy' She let out 'Well, if you want' He replied opening one eye to look at her 'You were awake' She all but yelled 'Since when'
'When Beth decided to ring me' He smirked 'She's the only one who does' She noted with a slight smile that his thumb was rubbing her hand 'And you let me squirm around like that, you evil little bastard'
'Well I am a Malfoy and a man, plus it was funny'
'Shit, and here I thought you were a Potter and a woman'
'Should I be insulted'
'That was the general idea'
He laughed loudly as his hand began rubbing her back 'Are you trying to seduce me Mr. Malfoy'
He raised an eyebrow 'Nope, just get a kiss'
'Well' She smiled 'That much I can do'

Draco took his seat in Advanced potion later that morning smiling happily 'What happened, are you talking' Beth asked excitedly 'Sharon Flaherty is now my girlfriend' He told her 'Yess' She let out drawing Snape's glare 'Um, Sorry Professor'
Draco laughed lightly 'Glad your so happy'
'This is great, your made for each other' She replied all but bouncing 'You still bringing her for dinner tonight'
'Yes, she wants to make it a double date with you and Ron'
'Cool' Beth smiled 'I'll go up to see her at lunch and we'll talk about it'
Draco nodded and began working on his potion

Ron stared at Beth amazed when she bounced into the radio station later that day 'And to what do I owe this little treat'
'We're going on a date tonight'
'We are' He asked, desperatly trying to remember if they had some form of anniverasry 'Yeah, Sharon and Draco have their first date tonight and they want some company, you know make it less ackward'
He sagged visibly 'Cool, what time'
Beth shoved him out of the seat 'About eight'
Cool'
She didn't notice the song he had played was finished as she told him 'Wear some sexy boxers, not that you'll be in them long'
Ron pointed to the mic and smirked 'I, uh is the new Britney Spears song that I want to get my hands on. Hello everyone in Hogwarts and welcome to another hour with me Bethany Walsh and in case you were all wondering, yes my foot tastes bad'

Aisling looked up from her books as Beth stuck on Toxic 'She's been acting weird' She said to Hermione 'Weird' Hermione squeaked 'How weird, she's always weird isn't she'
Aisling gave her a funny look 'What's wrong'
'Nothing' Hermione told her 'So, you and Draco. Have you spoken'
'No, I barely see him and his room is always locked, he must be really upset'
At that moment Draco bounced into Arithmancy, singing along to Toxic 'Or maybe not'
The song finished and Beth let them all know she was about to play Stacie's mom, In the middle by sugababes and funnily Naughty Girl for the newest couple in Hogwarts 'What is that one up to' Aisling asked, only to have Professor Vector enter the classroom 'Maybe it's nothing' Hermione whispered a minute later 'Yeah right, a new couple, we would know'
'Might be second years, we don't usually pay attention to their gossip, now do we'
Aisling shrugged 'Something, just doesn't feel right'
'With Beth nothing does'
Draco's head whipped up and he shot a look at the girl 'Not like that' Hermione hissed throwing a peice of parchment at him 'Warped, your warped'
He mock bowed before returning to his book Aisling raised an eyebrow at her friend 'Well we do work together being the heads and he was your boyfriend, he is Beth's friend, what do you expect' Hermione shrugged 'Oi,. Mia' Draco said leaning back 'Question ten'
'Answer seven' She sighed 'Thanks'
Aisling gave her a pointed look 'Hey Dray'
'Yep'
'Twelve'
'Answer Four'
'Cool'
'Are you cheating on Fred with him'
Draco spluttered and Hermione knocked her ink well in shock 'No' The girl yelped 'Miss Granger, Mr. Malfoy, please keep your petty fights for outside of class' Professor Vector ordered turning from the board'
'Yes Professor' They intoned Hermione sent a glare at the girl beside and Aisling shrugged, smirking lightly

Harry was stuck in the impossible situation later of listening to Sarah bitch about him disappearing 'And then you stroll in with Beth and Hermione, or should I say fall in' She ranted 'And try to kiss me like nothing happened, next thing Beth is yelling at Draco down the phone. Harry James you better tell me what's going on'
'Nothing' He told her 'Please trust me'
'Well I know it wasn't a meeting about Voldemort, cause she was there' Ron tried to look insulted on behalf of his absent girlfriend but failed 'And how come he knows and I don't'
'Fine, fine, fine' Harry snapped 'Sharon is here for the week, she's with Draco, please don't go shooting your mouth off'
Sarah looked annoyed then smiled 'They perfect for each other'
The two boys shared a look, they would never, ever understand women 'So you went out with Her, Beth and Draco last night' She asked 'Why'
'They wanted to meet Sirius'
Sarah whacked him 'And what about me huh, I would have liked to meet him'
'Another time honey' Harry hissed as Professor Sprout appraoched She shot him a look meaning, you'd better

Sharon meanwhile was enjoying Beth's radio show, but had nothing to do. So being a girlfriend left alone in her boyfriend room, she went snooping. Her first location was Draco's underwear drawer. Then she went through his clothes and finally his trunk. Draco arrived an hour later to find her sat wearing his favourite white shirt and the pink silk boxers he had bought in London to freak out Beth, she was eating choclate frogs and reading about the Wimbourne Wasps, his favourite Quidditch team 'Uh, getting comfy were we'
'Yeah' She smiled 'Why'
'Oh, no reason. You can have the boxers, I never wore them before'
'Obviously, they were still wrapped' Sharon snorted 'I'm not putting worn boxers on'
'Good' He smiled 'Aww woman you have chocolate down my shirt'
'Oh, yeah' She smiled 'Sorry, I also dropped some ink on it'
He shook his head and then let out a breath 'You know what, keep it, it looks better on you anyway'
She cocked her head 'We're getting very close, very quickly'
'I know, it's scary, but I guess, we'll have a while before we see each other again to cool down'
She nodded 'Do I dress fancy or casual tonight, I mean what kind of resturant are we going to'
'My dear, you are dating a Malfoy, expect only the finer things in life now'
'I could get used to this' She laughed

Later that night Harry entered the boys dorm to fine Neville, Dean and Seamus in fits of laughter, Beth red with temper and Ron hiding under a bed 'I' He was yelling 'Refuse to wear that thing'
Beth looked at the dark blue tie in her hand 'I'll choke you with it if your not careful. Now get out here and let me dress you'
'I'm not five' He bitched 'You could have fooled me' She snapped 'Draco's getting dressed up'
'Draco is a ponce, do you want to be able to say your boyfriend is a ponce' He yelled sticking his head out from under the valance 'You a ponce' She snorted 'Hardly, you would have to shower more then once a week and maybe get a damn haircut, it's longer then my hair'
Harry stepped back, she was mad, real mad 'Tell you what I'll curl your hair, stick you in a dress and you can be the woman, you sure act like one' Ron scrambled from under the bed 'I am not the woman in this relationship'
'Wanna bet Weasley' She drew her wand 'Imobulus'
Ron froze on the spot and Beth grinned evilly before reaching into her back pocket and pulling out an electric shaver 'What, exactly' Seamus asked 'Are you planning on doing with that'
'His mother' She smiled 'Asked to cut that thing he calls a hairstyle'
Ron whimpered She went over to his trunk, stood on it and soon clumps of hair were gathering at his feet. When she finished the others had to admit, it was a good job. She removed the charm and jumped down.
'One move Weasley and you a eunuch'
'You wouldn't' He smirked 'Your to fond of sex'
'Seamus, how does ten o clock sound to you'
Seamus froze 'Uh, well. Actually Sorry Ron, but that sounds wonderful'
'Finnegan' Ron snapped 'Listen buddy' Beth said tapping the razor against his chest 'I can find plenty of other fellas in this school, if you equipement goes astray, so don't annoy me'
Harry shook his head 'Ron, just put on what she says, do what she says and life will be easier, it works with Sarah'
The red head grumbled and snapped up the tie and a shirt she had laid out 'Fine' Dean made a noise suspicously like a whip snapping 'To right he's fucking whipped' Beth smirked 'Now if you'll excuse me, I have to tame the amazon'
She walked out and Neville looked confused 'Well' Seamus thought 'Isn't the amazon in Brazil'
'And' Neville asked 'Well woman, ya know, shave down there and call it a Brazillian' Seamus replied Dean, Harry and Neville cringed 'She was not talking about that' Ron snapped 'She meant her legs. And one more word about anything my girlfriend does to her hair and I'll set her on you'
'Wouldn't mind that in the least' Dean smirked 'With the razor' he told him before stalking to the bathroom 'So Harry' Neville asked 'Does Sarah'
'Don't you even think of it' Harry snapped 'But come on' Seamus asked 'Men are meant to discuss this kind of thing'
'Well when I find some men I'll discuss it with them' Harry smirked before dumping his bag and going to find Sarah

Down in Slytherin Sharon stepped out of the bathroom and froze. She was ready for her night out, dressed in a pink top and black trousers, her hair ghd'd to the max. Draco was in a shirt, tie and black pants 'Oh' She let out 'Me go change'
'Here' He said handing her a bundle 'Beth told me you wouldn't have brought a dress, so I took the liberty'
'Oh great' She bitched 'Now you know my size'
'Your perfect, now hurry up, the shoes, bag and other stuff Beth demanded I bought will be waiting' He handed her an Agent Provectuer bag 'Your lingiere'
Sharon coloured and ran to the bathroom 'I'll be two minutes'
Draco sat himself on the bed and picked up his potions book, he was pretty sure he'd have his six page essay ready by the time she came back out

Sharon stepped out of the bathroom half an hour later in a baby blue fifties style strapless dress with fell at the knees, Draco split ink all over his bed 'Uh, wow' He gasped 'Why thank you' She smirked flicking her hair 'Now are you sure my ass isn't fat in this'
'Unfortunatly no'
'Huh' 'I like big asses'
Sharon shrugged and went to put her accessories on. They then left and met Beth and Ron at the enterance Hall, Beth wore a black halter dress that stopped at the knee, Ron had been forced into his blue shirt and tie.
'Hey' Sharon smiled 'Hello' Ron grumbled itching his neck 'He...ouch' Beth grumbled 'I hate these shoes, the work of Voldemort'
'So why are you wearing them' Draco asked as he lead the group out 'I think they're pretty' She smiled as she adopted her 'Rugby player in drag' stomp 'Where are we going anyway' Ron asked 'Alexandro's' Draco told him 'Uh' Ron began 'I don't really think I can pay for that'
'Don't worry' Beth smiled 'It's on me, well ours anyway'
Ron was bright red 'I can't let you pay'
'Fine, go back up to the school if your gonna bitch about getting a free dinner'
'Well, if you put it that way'
'Do they always fight' Sharon asked Draco 'Constantly' He replied 'It's a central part of their relationship'
The black haired girl rolled her eyes and the four headed down to Hogsmede

Once they had been seated, Sharon turned to Ron 'So, I hear your Quidditch captain' She asked 'Yeah, have been since sixth year, Harry didn't want it, so I got it' He told her 'Cool'
'How long have you known Beth' He questioned 'Oh, since we started primary school. I was making a playground out of Lego and someone took the swing from me, Beth told them off'
'Always the bitchy one huh' Draco smirked 'Genes' Beth replied 'We did fall out for years when we were twelve, only got friendly again when I started working in the Inn'
'Well there was the youth club' Beth reminded her 'Oh yeah, the soccer team' Sharon laughed 'We ruled'
'What's work like' Draco asked 'Well I really like it and Kevin the head bar man is so sweet. Damien is really cool but I only worked with him twice. Mike and Ger are okay, but they can get so annoying' Sharon told him 'Ger is a twat' Beth bitched 'Oh, you just don't like him because of working in the hotel'
'True' She smiled 'Very true'
The waiter approached and they ordered, Ron and Draco steak, Beth Pasta and Sharon lobster.
Draco blanched slighly 'Bit much' He coughed 'I've always wanted to try it' She shot back 'But I can change my order if you want' 'No, no, It's fine' He told her Beth shook her head and gave Ron a look 'Please you two, we have just sat down' Draco whined 'What' Ron asked 'That was the go to the bar look'
'You code your looks' Sharon gaped 'Course, can't very well yell out 'Ron, meet me in the toliet in ten' across the Great Hall now can I' Sharon shook her head and turned her attentions to her starter

Later Beth and Draco were stood at the bar of the Hogs Head ordering what Draco had deemed 'Potions snape would be proud of', Beth failed to tell him that Fat frogs were really just three alco pops in two pint glasses, mainly because of his aversion to Alco pops 'I am not drink a girldrink'
'Sharon and Ron are getting on well' The blonde pointed out 'Yeah, I should be worried' Beth sighed 'They don't fancy each other, that much I can tell'
'I'm not worried by that, I'm worried because she knows all my embarassing childhood stories' 'Ah' Draco nodded in understanding 'Maybe, You should be terrified'
'Yep' She smiled 'So, I haven't seen Aisling, what about you'
'Not really, in a few classes, but that's about it'
'So' Beth thought for a second 'She has no idea that she's here'
'I don't think so, but then again, Shaz has been very vocal about the missing of college'
'College' Beth gaped 'Huh'
'Yeah, she was supposed to start this monday'
'I've messed up'
'Nah, she said it was fine, She just likes moaning'
They got the drinks, four fat frogs, a vodka and white, a tequila and Red bull, Sharon was branching out, a bud and a bulmers, and went to sit down 'So, College' Beth said accusingly 'Yeah, didn't I tell you' Sharon asked 'No' Beth replied 'So what you doing'
'Nursing, I wanna work with kids eventully'
'I wanna be a healer' Ron said suddenly 'Ya what' Beth choked 'You never told me that'
'I never told anyone'
'What aren't you in potions' Beth asked 'I'm studying with Pomfrey' He muttered Beth shook her head 'Note to self pay more attention to you boyfriend'
'Well I want to be a potions professor' Draco piped up 'D'uh' Ron and Beth let out together 'So your going to be a healer' Sharon said to Ron 'Anything particular'
'Surgery'
Beth yet again choked 'What'
'Yeah, I want to be a Surgeon'
'But you said that was all stupid, butchery, are you going to be a muggle doctor'
He shook his head 'No it's a new field of wizarding medical care, started in the U.S, the course over here is new and long, but I wanna do it'
'So what are you going to do' Sharon asked Beth 'Gloat that I'm dating a surgeon'
'And that'll pay well' Draco said sarcastically 'What are you really planning on doing'
Beth shrugged 'Dunno'
'Well' Sharon smiled 'Nice to see somethings never, ever change'
Beth sent a look at her friend and started on her Fat frog

Somehow, they all decided on watching a D.V.D, later when they were all sat on Draco's bed Ron realised what they had done 'Did me and Draco really just cart a T.V. and D.V.D around the school'
'Yeah' Sharon nodded 'And people say I do weird things with Harry' He shook his head 'What's weird about it' Sharon asked Ron gave her a look while Beth prepped the D.V.D 'So what are we watching' Draco asked 'Pirates' Sharon all but bounced 'Again, no, please I can quote it, I've watched it that often' Draco whined 'You did quote it, to your dad and Voldemort no less and we're watching Valentine' Beth informed them 'Sounds all soppy and romantic' Ron whined 'Can't we watch a horror'
'Maybe later' Beth smirked 'Valentine' Sharon said 'Sounds familiar'
'Really' Beth asked 'Imagine that'
'So it's a romance' Draco asked 'Well it is set on Valentines day, draw your own conclusions from that'
'Great' Ron bitched 'Chick flick' 'Beth, a chick flick' Sharon snorted 'Her idea of a chick flick is The sweetest thing'
'That's so funny' Beth laughed 'And I borrowed this from Hermione'
'Oh man, get me a bucket, I bound to heave' Ron whined slumping back against the head board 'Right, shut it and I'll start the damn movie. Anyway, this is funny'

As the credit's rolled Ron turned to his girlfriend 'You find that funny'
'Yeah, the whole candle thing, classic' She laughed 'And the hot tub bit and the whole way with the arrow and the glass'
'That was gross' Sharon whined 'You should have warned me'
'And not get the joy of your screams' Beth smirked 'Are you joking'
'I liked it' Draco told them 'Even if Sharon did nearly squezze me to death'
'Well who can blame me' she snapped 'Beth knows I don't like those kind of movies'
'What's next' Ron asked Beth smirked maliciously 'Jeepers Creepers 2'
'Oh I do like that one' Sharon smiled Beth cursed and the boys shared a look, if Sharon liked it then it wasn't scary

As the second movie ended Sharon looked up from Draco's chest. Ron moved the pillow from in front of his face and Draco finally opened his eyes again 'Gross' Ron whined 'Disgusting, sick'
'A masterpeice' Beth smiled 'You are foul woman' Draco hissed 'Jeepers, Creepers, where'd ya get those peepers' Sharon sang 'Stop, please' Ron wailed looking around frantically 'At least it's winter and not spring'
'But it wants a bit of you Ron' Beth cackled 'He wants to eat you'
'Stop it' Ron yelled frantically 'Baby' Draco laughed 'And he wants you too Draco' Sharon hissed in his ear making him jump 'Bitch' He snarled 'Draco, can we stay here' Ron pleaded 'I'm not walking the halls' 'Yeah' He nodded 'I'd kinda like as many people here as possible'
'Will I go get Aisling' Beth beamed 'No' Sharon yelled 'Come on next movie'
'Right then' Beth smiled 'Village of the damned'

By the end of the third movie Darco was sat grumpliy on the floor 'Can I come back to the bed' he asked pitifully 'No way Alien boy' Ron snapped 'You might go all mind freaky on us. Bloody hell no wonder you and Pansy are so close'
'Ron, don't be stupid' Beth sighed 'He'd have to have a brain to be able to control ours'
'Exactly' Draco smirked 'Hey'
Sharon rolled her eyes and moved over to let Draco sit beside her 'So what next, something funny please' She asked 'Sorry, I don't own funny' Beth told her 'Any movies with Horrible red head guys' Draco asked 'Sorry' Beth shrugged 'There is two' Sharon smirked 'Really' Beth asked 'And they missed my Horror dedicated eyes, what are they called'
'Harry Potter and the philosphers stone and Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets'
'I don't remember any horrible red head guys' Ron said confused 'She means you, twat' Beth sighed Ron clutched his heart dramatically 'And I thought we were friends'
'Correction, poncy red head guy' Sharon joked Beth picked up her case of D.V.D's and flicked through 'How about' She shuddered 'We watch, oh god I can believe I'm saying this City of Angel's'
'Yey' Sharon squealed 'Uh, okay' Ron shrugged 'If I means I'm not stuck on the floor then yeah' Draco nodded 'Well' Beth grumbled 'Bang goes my scare her so bad she's hugging him all night plan'
'What about me, don't you want to hug me' Ron pouted at his girlfriend 'Oh believe me Ron, I'll be hiding in your chest for this puke fest'
She got of the bed and slumped to the D.V.D 'God love me'

Next morning Harry snuck up to Slytherin to find Ron and Beth. He entered Draco's room and was met by the sight of Beth hanging off the side of Draco's bed snoring. Sharon was on the other side in pretty much the same position, only without the snoring. Harry sniggered at the sight of the two lads. Pulling out his picture phone he snapped the picture and the texted it to Hermione and Sarah, as well as Fred, George and Ginny who had all invested in picture phones.

In Hogsmede Fred was leaning back in his chair, balancing on it's two legs. He looked up from his newspaper as George nearly choked on a cup of tea 'What' He asked as his phone beeped 'Harry has to have sent you the picture' His twin coughed Fred shrugged and opened the message before falling backwards Hermione yawned widely as she grabbed her phone. Half paying attention as it opened she reached for her clock, only to topple out of her bed when she saw the picture. Sarah woke at the noise, threw her friend a look and then got out of bed to get ready. She was under her bed when she got the message and went to sit up straight when she saw it, bashing her head off the bottom of the bed. Ginny was making her way down the stairs to the Common Room when she got her messages, seconds later she was laying in a pile on the floor

Back in Slytherin Harry had woken Beth and shushed her, before he woke Sharon. 'Just come here and look' He hissed Half awake the two girls went to the end of the bed. Beth snorted loudly at the sight before her while Sharon went for her friends phone. Draco was laying all but on top of Ron, their legs tangled and his head tucked under the red heads chin 'Aww ain't they cute' Sharon said loudly 'What a lovely couple'
'Fuck off and do Malfoy' Ron grumbled half awake half asleep 'But your already doing such a good job of that' Beth sniggered The two sat up and cracked skulls 'Oww' 'Fuck'
They looked at the very comprimising position they were in, until Draco was shoved violently to the floor 'Gross' Ron howled 'Eww, I thought it was Beth'
'Oh merlin, I thought you were Sharon' Draco wailed 'Only they know anyway' Ron said trying to calm himself 'So it's not really an issue right'
'Right' Draco nodded Harry held up his phone and cackled 'Just got a text, Sarah is on her way to the Common Common Room, she's downloading the pic and printing it off'
'You almighty' Ron growled launching himself at his best mate 'Now Ronald' Beth said getting in his way 'Don't hurt him'
'Yeah, just because he's possibly humiliated you both, that's no reason to do him any great damage' Sharon reasoned 'Besides' Beth gave Draco a pointed look 'Subtle revenge is so much better'
Harry gulped as Ron nodded 'I like the way you think'
'Yes' Draco smirked 'I knew there was a reason I kept you around'

It didn't take long for the boys to come up with a revenge plan. Probably Draco figured because Ron wasn't as sadist, artful or as patient as Beth, which really was saying something. It was simple enough, get Harry drunk, get him in bad position, take picture, show it too the world. The tough part was getting the boy who was hiding from them to go the pub with Draco. Suprising Harry took up the offer rather quickly. The bitching of his other half over never seeing him was grating on his nerves, Beth and Hermione had vanished just after classes with 'Get Sharon, potions and Snape's boxers' the most Ron could get out of the two scheming witches. Ron was searching for a movie which would terrify Beth, something he had enlisted Aisling and Sarah's help with. The boy was currently sat in a relatively quite corner of the common common room, which thanks to some idiot first year Hufflepuffs had The C.C.R spray painted on the wall, listening to Aisling and Sarah listing out endless movies, most of which he had never heard of.
'Well Arachnaphbia obviously' Aisling shrugged 'And eight legged freaks' Sarah smirked 'This real old one Tarantula'
'Or Anaconda' Sarah giggled 'Jurrasic park two or three' Aisling added 'Preferably three, intelligent Raptors gets her every time'
'Godzilla' Sarah laughed 'She can't stand the baby Godzilla's'
'The bit in Lord of the rings three when Frodo fights Shelob, even if she suddenly decides she loves Sam and eggs him on'
'That one isn't a scary one for her, she can't see past Legolas' Sarah reminded her 'Final destiantion 2 makes her squirm' Aisling looked thoughtful before a slow smirk crept over her face 'If you want a quick scare on her, one she'll really hate. Go to her collection of Buffy D.V.D's, season 2, Killed by death, She hates it, mind you so do I'
'Right' Ron nodded 'Thanks for your help'
'Your welcome' Sarah mocked bowed 'Uh, Sa' Ron said evenly 'Do you realise your roots aren't the same colour as the rest of your hair' 'Shit, it isn't is it' The girl yelped 'Hey, I'll sort it' Aisling promised 'Thank you so much' Sarah sighed standing and grabbing Ron's arm 'Come on'

'So' Ron asked as he took a seat on Aisling's bed 'What are we doing'
'Dying Sarah's hair black' Aisling smiled 'But, isn't it anyway' He asked confused 'No' Sarah laughed 'And I actually wanna go back to my natural colour'
'Well' Aisling looked thoughtful 'I'm sure I can find the spell'
'What, is you natural colour, Sa' Ron questioned 'Light brown, nearly blonde in the summer'
Ron gaped 'Really'
'Yeah'
'Harry's in for a shock'
Sarah laughed 'Have you seen Draco lately, Ais'
'No' The girl shrugged 'He's never around. But I did see the picture'
Ron scowled 'Don't remind me'

Sharon grumbled to herself as she knocked on the staff room door. Beth and Hermione were hid further up the hall 'Yes' Snape growled throwing the door open Sharon jumped back a step, then straightened herself 'Hello, I'm from Magical Perks, the newest greatset coffee shop in the wizarding world, a Professor S. Snape ordered a Cafe Latte'
'No I didn't'
She checked the sheet Beth had given her 'Oh damn, It's S. Snipe, damn, first day on job. Here, just take it or I'll be killed, and could you sign this'
Snape raised his eyebrows 'No'
'Oh, come on please. It's free and they're real nice'
'Fine' He growled 'but I'll be reporting you'
'No problem, fireplace seven Hogsmede' She smiled giving him Fred and George's address Snape slammed the door shut and Sharon made a face, before heading to the others 'What now'
Beth raised a hand, then a crash echoed from the teachers lounge 'Come on'

Beth groaned as she set Snape down in the Great Hall 'I've kidnapped a teacher, I've kidnapped a teacher' Hermione muttered, it had been her mantra since Beth had grabbed the man by his arms and started dragging him. He would have one sore ass in the morning 'Would you ever just shut up' Sharon snapped as she dumped a box on the floor 'Well, now what'
Beth raised a hand and panted 'Him, chair, in' She wheezed 'Boxers'
'Eww' Hermione yelped 'No way'
Beth straightened and looked at Sharon 'Same here, no way' Sharon said 'Oh, fine, you two start stringing up his underwear and getting them hung, I'll strip the Professor' She thought 'That sounds so wrong'
Sharon and Hermione shared a look but set to work, while Beth hauled Snape's robes off. soon, the great hall was covered in Boxer's, all black and silky, Snape was sat in Dumbledore's Chair, tied to it, in little more then Boxers, Harry's snitch boxers 'So' Sharon asked 'What now'
'I was thinking of having a very hot shower' Beth said cringing slightly 'Then we wait'

Draco and Harry were the ones who found him, as they made their way drunkenly into the school at midnight 'Black is the colour' They sang 'Of my true loves hair. Her lips are like some roses fair'
'Hold on' Draco said as he wavered 'Is that'
Harry looked 'Yeah'
'And he's in boxers'
'Yep' Harry nodded 'My boxers'
Draco snorted, then the two shared a look and screamed, waking Snape in the process. He looked at them, down at himself and then screamed with them. It took all of five minutes for the entire student body to rush to the great hall, Colin Creevey, camera in hand. Ron, half asleep and wearing the bottom half of his pajama's and the t-shirt he had grabbed from the floor having been forcefully dragged from his bed by Ginny. Harry was collapsed against a bench in shock. Beth and Hermione were suspicously absent 'Uh Ron' Aisling coughed 'Yeah' He yawned 'Why are you wearing Beth's t-shirt. She'll kill you if you've streched it'
Ron blinked and looked down at himself, only to see he was indeed wearing Beth's white 'If only these were brains' top 'Bloody woman, I told her not leave her stuff lying around my room'
'Speaking of Beth' The now brown haired Sarah piped up 'Where is she'
Ron shrugged 'Probably watching D.V.D's in Malfoy's room with Sharon and Hermione. honestly, I'm glad Sharon will be gone soon, those three together, far too smart and subtle' Aisling looked at him one eyebrow raised 'Sharon'
'Yeah' he yawned 'About so high, black hair, blue eyes, fond of alcohol and food'
'She's here' Aisling yelped 'Since when'
'Oh, the day of the Quidditch match'
'And who else knows She asked patiently 'Harry, Draco, Fred, George, Sarah, Seamus, Dean, Neville'
Aisling muttered something to herself and then turned on her heel, stalking to Slytherin 'Ron, what colour boxers are you wearing' Sarah asked, testing out a theory 'Blue, bit faded, but comfy' 'Your still asleep aren't you' The girl yelled 'Oh god, Beth's gonna kill you'

The three girls jumped a mile as the door crashed open 'Draco, honestly' Hermione said turning to looked 'Oh...uh...Hello Ais'
Sharon epped and hid behind her friends 'Bethany' the older girl snarled 'You are unbelieveable'
'Look Aisling' Beth began, but Aisling held up her hand 'Honestly, you should have told me' The girl broke out into a smile 'This is classic'
Hermione gaped like a fish 'So your not mad she's dating Draco'
'Hmm, No' Aisling said as she sat on the bed 'They seem more compatible. He wasn't man enough for me, Charlie however'
'Charlie' Beth yelled 'As in Weasley, as in Ron's brother'
Aisling smirked and nodded 'I met him the night before the Quidditch game'
'That's why you broke up with Draco, you found another man' Hermione gaped The girl smiled 'I'm so proud' Beth smiled 'When do I meet him'
'Christmas, like your supposed to. And no one else is to know, do you understand me'
The three girls nodded 'Good, what movie are you watching'
'No movie' Sharon told her 'We're working on the next part of Annoy Snape'
'Won't he know it's you three already'
'Nah' Sharon smiled 'I'm unknown, so I'm like the undercover one in this plan'
'I like' Aisling smirked 'I really like, now tell me more'

Next morning Ron woke and turned to see Beth holding up her t-shirt 'Cross dressing now are we Ronald'
'Huh' He muttered 'You wore my T-shirt last night'
'I did not'
'I'm afraid you did' Neville told him 'Creevey has pictures'
Ron grumbled and got out of the bed 'Oh lovely, first I'm hugging Malfoy, then I'm wearing woman's clothes, what next'
Beth smirked 'Curling your hair, and weren't you the one who insisted that you were the man of the relationship'
Any comment was interupted by Harry screaming 'Who the fuck, oh shit, Sarah's gonna kill me'
He leapt out of his bed and Beth turned to see what was wrong 'Harry, calm down' the girl in his bed was saying 'I cheated on Sarah, I can't believe it, I cheated on her'
Beth laughed 'Harry, that is Sarah'
'Sarah has black haired' He pointed out 'Had black hair, I'm natural again' She sighed The boy who lived looked at her carefully 'Geez, you look a load differant'
'Good, or bad'
Harry smiled 'Good'
'Why thank you'
'Anyway' Beth said loudly 'I've gotta go find Hermione, see you in Transfiguration'
'We have potions first' Ron said confused 'Oh, I'll be there, I just won't' She smirked before leaving the room 'What is she up to now' Harry asked 'Dunno' Sarah shrugged 'But Aisling is involded as well'
Ron groaned 'She'll be gone soon, I'll be visiting me girlfriend in Azkabhan yet'
'Maybe it's not that bad' Sarah sighed 'No, wait, it's Beth'

Sharon adjusted her tie, fixed her hair and then stepped into the classroom. Wordlessly she sat beside Ron 'Oh so you turn up then' He snorted 'I knew you wouldn't ditch, you love potions too much'
'Yeah' Harry smirked as he turned to look at them 'You just love Snape's ass'
'I didn't hug him in the great Hall Potter' Sharon smirked The boy glared while Sarah laughed. Hermione breathed a sigh of relief from beside Ron, How the idea of feeding Sharon polyjuice to look like Beth was a good one last night seemed to fail her the the daytime 'What' He asked 'Nothing, nothing at all' She smiled back 'Who's on the radio'
'Aisling' Sharon smirked 'And special guest'
'Not Sharon, please not Sharon' Harry whined 'She's absolutely mental, hell she's plain scary'
Hermione winced 'Oi, Potter, you don't even know her' Sharon snapped Snape entered cutting off Harry's response and everyone looked to the front 'Welcome everyone to Hogwarts FM, I'm your D.J for the morning, Aisling O'Connell. Now we've been told not to mention any 'events', so we'll go straight into our music for the morning, a lovely little song entitled I'm to sexy for my shirt, Enjoy'
Snape sent a look at the speaker and turned to start the class 'We'll be continuing with the Infertility potions, obviously they won't be tested at the end of class, but I'm sure people will be testing it outside of class' He looked to Sharon 'Eww, Me and Ron, gross, now way, never' She cringed Many people in the class sniggered, while Hermione groaned loudly and held her head, Harry was gaping in shock and Ron looked like he had been kicked 'I mean...aww shite'
Draco couldn't resist, he had to make a comment 'Oh man Weasley, you've been together how long and the idea of having sex with you causes her to react like that, merlin, is she a closet prude'
Ron glared and Sharon snapped 'Well she bloody well shagged you didn't she Malfoy'
The room froze and Sharon winced 'Hermy dear, memory charm thingy would be really good right about now'

Aisling smirked at the thought of how Snape was dealing with the embarassment, while Beth wondered how Sharon was getting on 'Do ya think she's okay' 'I'm sure she's fine' Aisling reassured her, just as she got a text. The Slytherin girls eyes went wide, before she smirked evilly 'Why don't you go down and check, It'll confuse Snape'
'Will do' Beth nodded and headed off As she pushed open the door of the classroom, to find Harry and Ron being held back from killing Draco, Aisling's voice rang out 'This is specially for the cheating bastards Beth Walsh and Draco Malfoy, Adrienne by The Calling' 'What the fuck' Beth cursed, drawing everyones attention, Sharon had been given a potion to speed up her change back to normal 'You lying, two faced slut' Ron spat 'How the hell could you fuck him, Malfoy of all people'
'What are you talking about' She asked evenly 'Sharon let it slip' Hermione said quietly, while stepping infront of the muggle 'You what, are you fucking stupid' Beth growled 'Oh and I suppose he knows all about Mike as well'
Sharon shook her head 'No'
'Another one, what are you' Ron snapped 'The worlds biggest slut'
'Hey, leave her the fuck alone' Draco snapped fighting against Crabbe and Goyle 'Oh, protecting you lover are you Malfoy' Harry hissed 'Seamus let go of me till I pound the little fucker into dust'
'I'd kill you first Potter' Draco yelled back 'No' Beth yelled 'Stop it, Harry your not involved'
'Oh yes I am' He spat 'Save you fucking macho shit for Voldemort why don't you' 'Why should I do what you say'
'I'd kill you if you didn't, but then again, I can't do that can I'
He caught the meaning and settled a bit 'Enough' Snape roared 'Everyone take your seats, and you ever you are sit down. You can settle this outside of class' Ron shrugged Dean and Neville off, before grabbing his bag and storming out, Beth saw the tears in his eyes as he passed her, Sharon went to sit with Draco who was holding his head in his hands and muttering to himself. Beth looked at Sarah, but her friend turned away favouring her boyfriend 'Go' Hermione told her Beth nodded and ran out after her boyfriend

Ron stalked through the school and out into the grounds, heading to the lake 'Ron' Beth yelled as she ran after him 'Ron please'
'Go away' He snarled rubbing his face with the sleeve of his robe 'Please, Ron, let me explain' She caught his arm 'Gerroff' He yelled, yanking his arm free, causing Beth to stumble and fall 'It was a mistake' She yelled tears streaming down her cheeks 'You've got to believe me'
'Why should I, huh' He snapped whirling to look at her 'I love you Ron, you know that'
He snorted loudly 'Whatever'
Beth tried to get up but fell to the ground again, clutching her foot in pain 'Please Ron, I'm begging you'
He levelled a cold look at the girl 'I bet you begged Malfoy too'
She stared at him 'What'
'You heard me, now leave me alone'
He turned and walked away from her 'Ron' She whispered before dissolving into tears

Draco and Sharon found her soon after 'What's wrong' Sharon asked 'Well aside from the fact that you've ruined my life, I've cut me ankle and it's killing me'
Draco crouched beside her and muttered a spell before helping her to her feet 'The others told me to pass on a message' Sharon told her friend 'Stay out of Gryffindor'
'But' Beth gaped 'It's my house'
'I know, but Harry is ready to kill you, Sarah isn't much better, Ginny is apparently murderous and Hermione is kinda stuck' The black haired girl sighed 'You should stay with Draco'
'Like that'll help me' Beth yelled 'Fuck this, I'm going home with you when the time comes'
'No way' Draco yelled 'Beth, your a good witch, don't let this stop you'
'I don't care, I hate this place'
'Beth think' Sharon told her 'He'll calm down, they all will'
Beth hugged herself and nodded 'I guess'
'Come on' Draco said 'We should head back up'
The girl nodded and followed her friends When they arrived in Draco's room, an owl was sat on his bed 'How the hell did my dad find out already' He muttered taking the letter He read it and then went pale 'My parents want me at a dinner tonight, they already have Dumbledore's premission, and they want my girlfriend to attend'
Sharon gulped 'Oh'
'I'll write back tell them I can't go, I'm not going to leave you Beth'
'No, go, I'll go to Gryffindor, I don't care what they say, I'm not obeying their orders'
'I guess' Sharon said warily 'I should get ready'
Ginny looked up from where she was sat with Ron and Hermione as Beth entered 'I thought you were told to stay away' She spat 'Make me Ginny' Beth sneered back 'It's still my house, I can sleep here all I want'
'Your not welcome here' The red head girl growled 'Oh so what, your not the only friends I have in this house' With that Beth turned and went to her room 'Beth' Lavender smiled as she entered 'I know your kinda the evil one now, but we don't hate you, we have no reason too'
Beth smiled 'Thanks girls'
'Hey' Pavrati shrugged 'If I had a chance at the two of them I'd take it as well'
Hermione entered a minute later 'Herm' Beth said carefully 'Look I'm mad, but when this all dies down I still want us to be friends'
Beth smiled 'Thanks' 'And Dumbledore wants to see you'
'Geez, for all the trouble I've caused, he calls me up for this' The girl bitched before making her way out of the dorm

Ten minutes later she was sat in The headmasters office 'This is about today then'
'Yes it is' Dumbledore nodded 'Don't worry, I'm going home with Sharon tomorrow, never to darken your doorway again'
'I'm afraid not, Miss Walsh'
'Tonight then'
'No Miss Walsh' He said gravely 'You will not being leaving at all'
'But' She gaped 'You are too valuable' The girl spluttered 'Yes, you are, you have suceeded in making Mr. Malfoy and Mr. Potter friends'
'But they aren't anymore' She pointed out 'Also' He said ignoring her 'Voldemort seems to have an interest in you, this could come in useful'
'Professor, none of them are my friends anymore, none of them, what help would I be'
He looked at her over his half moon glasses, eyes twinkling 'I may have the answer to that'

Draco squeezed Sharon's hand reassuringly as he helped her out of the carraige 'Are you sure I look alright' She asked nervously 'Perfection' He told her 'And it's just your parents'
'As far as I know'
She nodded and let Draco lead her up the stepps of Malfoy manor. A house elf answered the door and directed them into the dining room. Draco gulped as his father's eyes went wide at the sight of Sharon. Around the table sat various people 'Draco' Sharon whispered 'Death eaters' He replied 'Oh man' she whimpered They took their seats and Narcissia smiled at her son 'Everyone please meet Draco's girlfriend Aisling O'Connell'
'Mother' Draco winced 'This is Sharon Flaherty'
'Oh, did you not bring your girlfriend'
'Sharon is my girlfriend, mother'
'But last week it was Aisling'
'That was last week'
'Oh' The woman nodded 'Sharon dear these are the Macnairs, The Crabbes, The Goyles, the Parkinson's, The Lestrange's and Mr. Pettigrew. The Lord will be arriving in a minute'
'Hello' she smiled weakly, clutching Draco's hand tightly Lord Voldemort entered shortly after and checked the table, before breathing out a sigh of releif, no Beth. Sharon meanwhile was frantically texting Beth. When the reply came back she shook her head 'In a room fulla death eaters' she muttered to herself 'What' Draco hissed she showed him the text 'Go with it' He shrugged 'Sharon is it' Voldemort asked 'Yes' She nodded 'What house are you in, Slytherin I suppose'
'I don't go to Hogwarts, I'm in College' she told him 'Ah, an older woman Draco, very good'
'Thank you my lord' Draco nodded 'What are you studying for' Bellatrix asked 'I'm going to be a nurse' Sharon smiled sweetly 'A healer you mean' Macnair told her 'No a nurse, I'm a muggle'
Draco smiled widely and laughed 'A what' Lucius coughed 'A muggle, ya know, the people you love to kill. I'm Beth's friend'
Bellatrix levelled a wand on Sharon 'I'll kill her milord'
'Dear merlin no' The dark lord yelled 'And bring Bethany, here again. Don't harm a hair on her head'
'Lucius you allow you son to date muggles' Goyle senior asked Sharon snorted 'Aww wickle Dracy needs daddy's premission to date me does he, that is so cute'
Draco sent a glare at her and Narcissia coughed 'Okay' The black haired girl nodded 'I'll be good'
'Actually Mr. Goyle' Draco said arrogantly 'Sharon is not my first muggle girlfriend, and I find she is far better suited to me then any Pureblood girl I know, she is witty, charming, intelligent and has a certain venomous streak in her, while appeals to me, also she is quite beautiful'
Sharon blushed 'Finding all these attributes in the woman I'm sure you'd all prefer I dated is quite hard, after all the only other pureblood girl I know with them is Virginia Weasley, but she is far to much like her brothers for my taste. My previous girlfriend couldn't have been more suited to Slytherin house if she tried' The boy smirked 'What a shame that she is friends with Potter'
Lucius regarded his son with a mixture of annoyance and pride 'Further more, my closest friend is a muggle born Gryffindor, who as you can see has The lord some what distressed. Hermione Granger is also a fellow student who I would much rather spent time with, then oh say Pansy. Even Sarah Kane has a certain charm to her, although she is a bit fond of hitting me'
'That's just Sarah, if she hit you she likes you' Sharon assured him Draco smiled at her The death eater all held looks of disgust 'Draco dear' Narcissia smiled 'I hear that you are getting closer to Harry Potter, in the hopes of breaking him' She looked pleadingly at her son 'Oh god' Sharon laughed 'Harry and Ron will break Draco if they catch him, Ron found out Draco shagged Beth and there is holy war back in the school. Mind you the temper on Beth she might just kill the lot of them and be done with it. And if Draco even tried to harm Harry, Sarah would rip his guts out, manually'
Several people winced, while Lucius muttered 'We could do with them on our side' 'By the way mother' Draco smiled 'Bethany sends her regards, she seems to think you are a cool person, how did she put it Sharon'
'Oh something like "I bet your mother can kick ass Draco, how else would she put up with you and your dad", I think that was it'
Narcissia smiled genuinely for the first time 'Very well, shall we begin'

Beth bounced down the hallway in a great mood, Dumbledore could solve it all. Suddenly she banged into someone 'Sorry....Oh it's you' Harry sneered 'Not in the mood for you right now Harry' She smiled 'Oh just got laid did you, you worthless you know, even more so the Pettigrew, your not even good enough to lick the dirt from my shoes'
'I wouldn't lick anything off any part of you Potter'
'No just every other man in the school, you slut'
'Aww how cute, standing up for Ron, he has his own opinions Harry and they are the only one I want to be bothered with'
'He doesn't want to be anywhere near you, you might seduce him back into your clutches'
'What are you...You sound like a cheap romance novel "And the wicked temptress seduced our hero back into her clutches while his girlfriend looked on helpless", although the way your acting maybe that line should be Boyfriend'
'Can't you take anything seriously' Harry snapped 'You broke his fucking heart'
'I know' She yelled back 'I'm not stupid, and it's killing me'
'Not enough' Harry snarled Beth drew back her arm and let fly, breaking his nose on impact, Harry staggered back before firing a Averti status at her, she dodged and sent him reeling with a rictus sempra. She watched him groan in pain before sighing and pulling him up 'Leave me alone' He hissed 'Just shut up and walk'
'What are you going to do, bring me to Voldemort'
'No the hospital wing, now shut up before I change my mind and throw you out the window'

When Harry was deposited safely in the infirmary Beth finally got to Gryffindor only to find that Ron, Seamus, Dean and Neville were the only ones up 'Oh look Ron, it's the slut' Seamus sneered Obviously the boys had banded together. Ron simply shrugged, still looking hurt 'Fuck you Finnegan' Beth sneered 'Sorry I don't stir other guys porridge, unlike Malfoy' The irish boy laughed 'Stupid jumped up Jackeen' She snapped 'Stupid slutty Culchie'
'Christ can't you call me anything but a slut' She asked rolling her eyes 'I've heard that so many times it doesn't even affect me'
'Just leave her' Neville told him 'She's not worth it, she not worth any of our trouble'
Ron shifted slightly 'Why don't you all get your own lives, because seriously, the only person I want to hear talking about this matter is the currently mute Ron' She started to walk away 'Fine then, how about these. Your nothing but a lying bitch who would do anything for a bit of cock, you have no regard for anyone else, your heartless, cowardly, worse then any death eater' Beth turned to him in shock and he stood facing her 'How about I hate you so much right now I could just think of you and be able to cast an unforgivable strong enough to knock this school. I hope you die cold and alone'
Her mouth fell open and she stared tears filling her eyes before she wiped her hand across her face 'Big words from a bit of mild relief, Draco was ten times better then you anyway, but we know that already, Poor boy'
He glared at her 'After all he's better then you at Quidditch, school work, everything, why wouldn't he be better in bed, not that it's hard' She turned away from him and slammed her way out of the common room, before finally breaking down in tears

Back at Malfoy Manor the remainder of dinner had been a quite affair, until dessert that is 'Master Malfoy' a house elf squeaked 'You is having a visitor sir, she is seeming very happy and is wishing to enter'
'Let her in then' Lucius snarled The elf left and a minute later Beth entered 'Sharon, Draco our arses are saved, Dumbledore has worked it all out, but your still going home tomorrow Shaz. Oh hey Voldie, Lucy, Rat boy'
'So what's the plan' Draco asked The girl pulled up a chair and began picking at his dessert 'Well I can't tell, you know him all secrets and bullshit, but it'll work out fine, even if I'll be in detention till my grandkids are in Hogwarts, which I don't understand really how would I have grandkids if I'm in detention, how would I even have kids, but anyway'
'Not even a little hint' Draco smiled sweetly 'What have I said Draco'
'Innocent doesn't work on me'
'Exactly, now it's just a matter of everyone being in the school tomorrow, which means no staying over, cool as his room is'
'You've seen his room, no fair, I wanna see your room' Sharon pouted 'Come on your my boyfriend'
Draco groaned 'I sometimes wish I was gay'
'Why' Beth asked 'I wouldn't have you two around'
'Nah, that wouldn't work' Sharon assured him 'Yeah, we'd still be friends Draco, you just wouldn't have gotten into my pants'
'And all would be right in the world then' He sighed leaning back 'I guess your here to pick us up'
'Naw, bored, no ones talking to me, and there is only so many times I can listen to Lavender about make up. Also had a small fight with ron'
'Couldn't you have picked on Harry'
'Nope' She smirked 'Why' Sharon asked warily 'I put him in the hospital wing earlier, he annoyed me, got all in my face, so I knocked his in' 'Oh lovely, it's definatly a thursday, You and Ron hate each other and Harry's been beaten, do you have a schedule Bethany' Draco groaned 'Nope, Just happens this way, too long with out Alcohol' Draco gave her a look 'Okay too long without Alcohol then drunken coma cause it's the weekend, that better'
'I guess this is our last night to get drunk together then, for a while at least' Sharon sighed 'Maybe' Beth smirked 'What' Draco asked eyeing her 'Well, Sharon will be tested tomorrow, just a simple one of course, but if she passes, she'll be in Ginny's class next year'
Sharon's jaw dropped 'You mean, I'll...I get to go to Hogwarts, wicked'
'Brilliant' Draco smiled 'Your a doll Bethany Walsh'
'Oh, I try' She joked 'So is a celebration drink in order'
Draco nodded before yelling 'Blinky, Two bottles of Vodka, three bottles of Lemonade and a crate of cider to be sent to my room' The blonde man stood 'If your excuse me, Father, Mother, My lord'
He extended an arm to each girl 'We're going to get hammered'

The next morning Ron, Harry, Sarah, Hermione and Aisling arrived to breakfast only to be greeted by the sight of Draco and Beth stood near the head table, while Sharon sat on her bags. The two friends were in a heated discussion over the movie they had watched last night 'All I'm saying is that it was completely obvious she was involved ' Draco snapped 'How so' Beth asked 'Oh come on, I mean who else would have taken the picture, and how else would she have known to save them, she knew Ryan too'
'They are not clues Draco, your just saying you knew cause you were terrified'
'I was not' He snapped going red 'Yeah right, and as we speak hell is freezing over'
'She reminded me of you when your on your time' The Slytherin sighed 'How so, I mean did you see a pack of bloody werewolves running around did you'
'Well, the combination of all you bloody women was worse then werewolves'
'I liked Spoony' Sharon piped up 'He kicked ass' The other two ignored her 'Maybe we should get everyone together to watch it, then we'll see' Draco snapped 'Yes, because I'm sure everyone wants to see that, werewolves have a bad enough rep in the wizarding world with out every single student here watching them gut people, honestly, we'll have people spouting 'Look Sausages' for months'
'Huh, when was that said'
'You know, when all his guts were spilling out and he was all delirious with pain'
'Oh right'
'Anyway, honestly Dray, who would get in a bloody car after watching that, I mean the guts spilled everywhere'
'He made a good attempt, went down fighting didn't he'
'Yeah, Spoony rocked though, till the second bastard caught him'
''I hope I give you the bloody shits'' Sharon laughed Dumbledore coughed loudly 'What, my ask, are you talking about'
'Oh A movie' Draco shrugged 'Dog Soldiers' Beth added 'Six men, a woman and a shit load of werewolves, guts blood and lots of death' Sharon explained 'Very funny' Beth smiled Dumbledore sighed slightly 'Ah good, Mr. Weasley, Mr. Potter, Miss Kane, Miss Granger and Miss O'Connell could you all come here a moment'
They did as asked, Ron glaring at Draco, Beth rolled her eyes 'Men, Honestly'
Ron turned his glare on her and she glared right back 'I feel like a midget looking up at you' She sighed 'You look like one too' Sharon giggled 'Can you ever just once, be helpful Shaz' Draco asked 'Nope' She shrugged standing 'Oh great, I am definatly a midget'
'What can we do Professor' Hermione asked 'I have a solution to all your problems'
'Some how I find that hard to swallow' Harry sighed Beth made a face and looked around 'Don't say anything, it's just too easy'
'Reminds me of you' Ron snorted 'Well I walked into that one didn't I' Beth asked Draco 'Yes, I saw that coming'
Beth winced 'Why is everyone supplying me with joke material today, honestly'
'Your very cheerful for someone who's been exposed as a lying slut' Sarah remarked 'I'm odd like that' Beth said waving it off 'Well Professor may we begin'
The Professor nodded and stood, pointing his wand at Sharon 'Obliviate'
She blinked and then Beth's watch beeped and the girl and her bags dissappeared Draco looked angry at not having gotten to say goodbye 'Now Miss Walsh, please leave the room' Dumbledore requested 'Uh, why'
'Because I will not have you forget the trouble you have caused over the past week'
She grumbled to herself and then left Dumbledore smiled and waited, seconds later a flash filled the room

When Beth looked in once more Ron was looking around while Draco, Harry and Sarah chatted 'Has anyone seen Beth' Ron asked Beth entered and made her way to him 'Hey'
'Hello babe' He smiled pulling to him 'Over sleep again'
'Yeah' She nodded before throwing a smile at Dumbledore

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