Sorry for the late update.

Hugo's handwriting is going to be bold.

"Betty's handwriting is going to be this."


Slight burn? Ha your whole body that had the soup spilled on you was bright red. It still hasn't healed all the way.

I was just telling the list that I was fine, but go ahead tell them the truth.

Telling the truth is way better then lying.

Oh shut it Lily, if Scorpius wants to lie then he can.

And when you end up in hell do not come crying to me.

Oh come on I am way to hot for hell, right ladies?

What ladies are you talking to? I am the only girl here.

Hey guys, have you seen Minnie yet? Her hair is bright green with sliver high lights.

Really, this is something I have got to see. Be back later!

And that is how you get rid of Albus Severus Potter.

How come we wanted to get rid of him?

I could name a few reasons. First: He is annoying.

He barely wrote on the list at all.

Second Reason: He has bad body odor. Seriously when was the last time he took a shower?

I have to agree on you with that.

Third reason: He is not really fun to hang out with.

I know, just the other day I asked him if he would like play chess with me and he turned me down to study. STUDY!

Wow I am shocked. Albus never studies.

I know! Usually he blackmails me with my crush on Rose to do his homework. Oops, did I write that on paper?

Yep.

James I do not like that smile.

What smile?

The smile that means 'You are so going to get blackmailed into doing something stupid and embarrassing yet extremely funny' you are wearing it right now.

Scorpius how was your holidays? Do you have something for your list?

Yes I have something for my list and my holidays were…enjoyable.

Except the fact that he got hot soup and hot chocolate poured all over him.

Before you ask Uncle Ron poured it on him.

It was Al's fault! He is the idiot who told Uncle Ron that he should be nicer to me because one day I will be his son in law. He did not stop picking on me until we left. He pushed my down a flight of stairs you know.

Ron Weasley did that?

Yes my father did. I am so ashamed.

Really?

No.

Well I must be going.

Bye Minnie!

Great she is gone!

Thank you for pointing out the obvious.

It is my honor.

Idiot.

Do you think Rose likes me?

How many times do we have to go over this? I write spell it slowly.

SHE…HATES…YOUR…GUTS!

Thanks Hugo but that was not what I meant.

I think she might somewhere in her heart of hers like you.

As a friend of course, you are not that lucky.

Thanks guys. That makes me feel really happy.

We try are best.

Oh no.

What?

Betty is coming.

"Hey Scorpy! So I figured out where are wedding is going to be."

Really, where?

"It is going to be in France."

Why France?

"Because France is the love area."

Really?

No, at least I do not think so.

"Once we have are wedding is in France it will be the love area."

You are really starting to freak me out Betty.

"See you later Scorpy bear."

Guys stop laughing.

She called you Scorpy bear.

I know. Stop the laughing right now or I will…

You will what Scorpy bear?

I am going to kill you James!

Wait for me!

What were you talking about Hugo? Minnie's hair was not green with sliver highlights.

Guys?

Anyone here?


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For those of you wondering I am completely healed. I just had a slight burn from the soup.