FIVE MINUTES OF CORNBREAD FAGGOTS
by an awesome blossom
Link can bake, not cook.
Prompt came from a mondegreen of the song "Step Aside For The Man" by Scissor Sisters, and, well, vodka. The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess is property of Nintendo and co.
"Go go go Cornbread Faggot!"
"I can't fucking cook, dude."
Ilia frowned slightly (a pout on delicate lips), and put her hands on her hips. "Well...for one, I'm not a dude. And two, who's going to bake this cornbread if you can't?"
"Uh, you?"
"Uh, no?" Ilia rolled her eyes, and Link rolled his eyes, and together they formed an eye-rolling team (go for the gold!). "Can't cook, man. You're the cooker here."
Link sighed. "Wrong, Miss I-Like-Axe-Wounds. I'm the BAKER here."
"What the fuck do you think you do to cornbread, asshole?"
Parting his lips to deliver a no-doubt witty and scathing retort, Link suddenly stopped and became a sheep.
"Uh huh," Ilia's eyes said, but her lips just smirked.