AN: thx for the revews to answer questions ya that is mellos gender and i didn't kno What lesbian meant but this a AU were it means something else

"What was thst" said L

"I think gunshots" said Those Other Guys

"We should go look" said L

They all went out the closrt. Someone was robbing the meat aisle and had shoot Those Other Guys Mom.

"Giv me all your money and steak" said the rober

Masuda L Those Other Guys Lights Dad and Beet all snuck away and L carried Feet becase his third lumbar was brojen and he couldnt walk. They all went to mazdas blue mazda and drive away. They got back to headqyarters and mello was having a party having sex with rester.

"Hi rester" said Feet

"Hi" said rester

"Who that goth guy" said L

"I'm light" said light

"Evryone go home unless your a policd" said L

Evryone went home unless they were a policr.

"I suspect that the rule about how only kir a can use the notbook is fake" said L

"Ok but where were you guys" said Mello

"In a closet" said L "Anyway I decided we are gonna text the rule. WEll test it on masuda first and if that dosent work well test it on a criminel."B

"What criminal" asked mello

"He's named Knick Staek" said L

"The fuck kinda namd is that" said mello

Then greg came in. He pointed a gun at evrybody.

"Don't move or I'll shot you" he said

Than he went to elanors room and stabed her. There was a peice of the Daeth Note attached to the knife and she got all her memery back. Than Lights Dad shot greg and he ran away.

"Are you ok elanor" said Lights Dad

"Ya" said elanorelano r

Than L Google's how to spell and wrote masuda name in the Daeth Note. Masuda callapsed on the ground. Evrybodh gasped. Than masuda got up.

"Lol jk" said masuda

L kicked him.

"Ok now we hav to find Knick Staek" said L "heres a picture of himhim"

Evrybody went looking for him except Mello he got the Daeth Note and went to Rod, the boss of the mafia.

"Hi I'm Rod" said Rod "im the boss of the mafia"

"Ya I know I work for you" said mello "Anyway I'll blow you if you try to write knick staek in the daeth note 4 time"

Rod did. He spelled it wrong and mello gave him a blowjob and left. When he got back evryone was there and knick staek was too. He snuck the notbook back to where it was and L wrote knick staeks name. Nothing hapened.

"Guess its real" said L "I want to hav a meeting with evryone exept mello"

Mello left.

"I suspect mello" said L

"Why" said nasuda "I thot we already proved that wrong"

"Kira is a bitch and hates to lose" said L "Mello is also a bitch and hates to losr."

"How do you know" said masuda

"Becase I'm a bitch and hates to lose" said L "tgats why I still suspect mallo. But than I realized instead of suspecting melli I suspect mat. That way I still don't loselose."

"What ya you do" said masuda

"Nobody asked you" said L "Anyway I hav a plan. But I only need Feet for it. We will go to krogar tomorow and prove Matt is kira."