Cigam: Hello, my name is Cigam and my hobbies include making fun of my OC, Andy, and making horrible jokes (like this).
Andy: wait what about Raina.
Cigam: I actually like Raina.
Andy: F!ck you too, Cigam.
Cigam: See that's why, potty mouth.
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Hello hello!
In this chapter today, we are going to Haruhi's house! *cue audience 'yay'*
Hells yeah!
Onward to the disclaimer!
Haruhi: Cigam1227 doesn't own anything. Which includes the host club and the members of it, Lobelia, any pop culture references, and the actual manga and anime Ouran Highschool Host Club
Honey: She only owns her two OCs, Andy and Raina.
Andy: HONEY-SENPAI IS BACK FOR DISCLAIMER YA'LL, YESS
Honey: Do I get cake now?
Raina *hands a plate with cake slice on it*: Here and HAZZAH!
Andy: Come on, Haruhi! On three!
Haruhi: No
Andy: YES! One…two…THREEEEE!
Andy and Haruhi: ONWARD!
Andy's POV
I would totally be really happy right now if I didn't have to wake up so early. Raina called Haruhi and told her I was coming over to her house. I needed to be over there before she goes out to go grocery shopping. Raina woke me up and had everything ready. Food and clothes is what everything is really. She had a hot pocket ready with my name on it. YAS! Gotta love hot pockets. The outfit she gave me was pretty girly. I'm sad to say this but, it was really cute and I liked it. It was blue short overalls, a black and white striped long sleeved shirt, white stockings, uggs (I'm pretty sure they were knockoffs. Even though uggs are ew, it's cold and uggs are comfortable and warm), and a long coat. I almost managed to leave without brushing my hair but, Raina caught me and did it.
I walked out the house with my (ew) brushed hair. I take the train thing or whatever for the first time. It kinda scaried me. It seemed really sketchy. I got infront of Haruhi's apartment building. I didn't know which one is her's so I had to call her.
"Yo Ha-ru-hiiiii!" I yell into the phone.
"Hey Andy, you here?" She asks in an actual not annoyed tone. Wow. That's surprising.
"Yeeeeeeaaaah," I say, "Which one is yours?"
"Don't worry," she says, "I'm coming out."
"Kkkkkk," I say and hang up.
She's cute to boot in her jacket and shorts! JUST LIKE THAT NAUGHTY BOY TYPE KID OMG. THEY'RE TWINS.
"HARUHI! OMG YOU LOOK SOO CUUTE!" I gasp and hug her.
"Let go of me," Haruhi says calmly. Which is scary so I do. "You look cute too."
"Hahhahaha LIES," I say and smile.
"Come on, let's just go," Haruhi says and starts walking.
"ALRIGHTY!" I cheer.
"Stop that. You'll wake up the whole neighborhood," Haruhi whacks me.
After going to the grocery store and back (which is like an hour at the store and 15 minutes of going there and back)
"Hey, what's with those rich lookin' cars infront of ya house?" I ask Haruhi as we got closer, "OooooO! Mercedes and Rolls Royce? Those are the cars my parents drive. Pfft, so last year."
Lots of people are crowding around the cars. Haruhi and I are towards the back where there's practically no one. Six attractive "men" that we all know, hate, and love. Haruhi has a depression planking sideways on the pole. Poor gal
Everyone starts trash talking Haruhi's place, Tamaki starts complaining on how the twins are here, and Tamaki starts teaching the guys what to say and what not to.
"GO HOME," Haruhi demands who somehow stopped her planking or whatever.
"HARUHI!" All the guys squeal. Heart eyes much? They give a thumbs up on her cute-plain clothes.
UM HEY. I'M HERE TOO. I keep poking everyone until I lose it. "HEeeeeEEEYYYy!" I yell, "I'm here too!"
"ANDREAAA!" They all yell once more. "Stoooooop," I pled. "ANDYYYY!" They yell again. "Perfect!" I say and smile. "Wow, you actually dressed like a girl," Hikaru says. "It's adorable!" Honey and Tamaki gush.
Haruhi's landlady comes to check on her to see if the guys weren't like gang bosses or something. Tamaki starts wooing the landlady and she doesn't know what to do expect giving us like snacks later. The club members and I start making fun of the stairs saying they're gonna crumble beneath our feet and, Haruhi starts yelling at us.
We're let in longer since Honey is a f!cking genius and brought cakes for tea. She let's us in and all of the guys thinks it's super duper tiny.
"Looks poverty struck," Hikaru says. Tamaki and I pinch his cheeks.
After about 1,000 idiot remarks from Tamaki, Hikaru, and Kaoru, (Cigam: I seriously couldn't write some things because of their stupid comments. It made my head hurt) it's cake and tea time!
Hahahahahahaaaaaaaa…I hate this. Is everyone is an idiot, OR IS IT JUST MEH?
"Andy! Andy!" Honey says pulling me out of my trance, "Which cake would you like?" "Cheesecake, please?" I ask. "Sure!" Honey says and gives me a piece.
While the idiot trio (duo now for some reason? Idk. It's just Hikaru and Tamaki now. It's like Kaoru is just sitting there. Making fun of them…JUST LIKE ME!) were sobbing over how they couldn't give their strawberries to Haruhi (sounds naughty), HONEY AND I WERE TALKING ABOUT LIKE KAWAII THUGS WE ARE. He made me promise him to bake him king cake. Like wtf. How do you even make it. I've been asking that question since birth. Also wtf moment, HOW THE HELL DID HONEY GET ME TO TALK ABOUT KING CAKE? I ONLY TALK ABOUT KING CAKE AFTER KING'S DAY AND BEFORE LENT.
So yeah, Tamaki and Hikaru crying LIKE THE BABIES THEY ARE. (Cigam: Andy's getting meaner by the sec and I don't like it~Andy: hahaha shut up~Cigam: SEE?!) "The cake's just making me hungrier," Honey says. Wtf! Is his stomach a blackhole? "Come to think of it, it's already lunch time," Haruhi says. Weirdos it's only 11:40. "Why the hell do y'all eat so early?" I ask. "12 isn't that early," says Kaoru, "When do you eat?" "Ummm like at 2 like a normal person!" I declare all smart like. "That's late," Kaoru says. "Pssh. I wake up at 12 during a non school day. Like I make lunch when I just wake up!"
"Soooo, when are we having lunch?" Tamaki and Hikaru tilt their head and ask. Wtf was with that head tilt? Are they some kind of creepy voodoo dolls? "You people really live an infinitely carefree life," Haruhi remarks and then mutters, "What kind of stomachs do you have?" I KNOW RIGHT? LIKE A BLACKHOLE
Kyoya says they should pay for lunch since they barraged in here. YEAH! Pay for my lunch! Food tastes better when it's A. free or B. made by someone else. Haruhi said she'd order sushi (SUSHI? SUSHI? SU-SU-SU-SU-SHI?) from a shop nearby. It hits Tamaki when she says "it's upscale" (AKA it's some high-class shit sushi). He starts writing the letter to Haruhi warning her that it's not some high-class shit sushi, it's just shit sushi. She throws the letter away and Tamaki gets flustered once more.
"Haruhi, Haruhi!" Honey starts chanting, "I wanna eat some food that you make." SO BOLD…apparently. "If I start making it now, it'll still take a while," Haruhi says. "We'll wait!" Honey says cheering and I say giving a thumbs up. I want food and I want it now.
"Well, I have to go to the supermarket again…" she says.
"We wanna go too!" The twins say, "First commoners' supermarket trip!"
"Me too! Me too!" Honey says.
"YEAH HARUHI! Me too!" I poke at her to annoy her. "You already went today." "So?"
So we're *somewhat* off.
We're all standing downstairs waiting for Tamaki and Haruhi, Ms. Ranka (can I call her Ms.?) walks by. I SHIT YOU NOT, MS. RANKA IS REALLY PRETTY. You can't tell that much that he's a he. "You know," I say after Ranka gets on the next floor, "Tama and Haru are taking too long." "What?" says Hikaru. "You want to check on them?" says Kaoru. "Uh duh! They could be, I mean Tamaki though, doing some naughty business! Come on!" I started heading upstairs with the twins following and catching up fast. They got to the door before me. They start talking and Tamaki starts crying for them to help but, they just start walking his back (wtf, teach meh how to do that!).
Tamaki starts his monologue, seeming he is confess that he likes Haruhi, and ends it with saying, "I honestly consider your daughter as my own daughter!" This is when I walk in. Wtf, those stairs were higher irl than in the anime! Sh!t, I need to start working out soon again. I only would work out at volleyball practice AND I DON'T HAVE THAT ANYMORE. So yeah I get to their apartment, and I see Tamaki in his dorky glore. "Dweeeeeeb," I mutter and it causes the twins to laugh hysterically. Haha I cause funny people to laugh. That's when you know you're funny too!
Ms. Mr. Mrs. Ranka had like tea with us and I finally understood why hot tea leaves have so much hype. Tea is really good sh!t.
With some gay hohoho's and some depression corners we start talking about how Ms, Mr. Mrs. Ranka knows everyone and their names. "Do you know this stuff from Haruhi?" Hikaru asks. "Nope!" (s)he presses her hands against Kyoya's, "We're email buddies!" Wait, WHO USES EMAIL INSTEAD TEXTING OR SOCIAL MEDIA! LAME. Everyone is really surprised (including me bc EMAIL?!).
"Kyoyaaaaa," Tamaki says and grabs onto his shoulder. "He left his precious daughter in our hands," Kyoya says, "Aside from notifying him, isn't it our duty to report regularly as a basi courtesy?" "Oh yeaaaah, shouldn't that be YOUR job?" I poke at him. I love adding more flames to the fire. Ranka and Kyoya start getting into conversation like nothing totally happened. "Wait! Hold on, dad!" Haruhi yells, "This is first time I've heard that you were connected somehow to Kyoya!" Ranka goes all innocent, "My, my, but you never tell me about you school life! I had to learn about you being in this club from Andrea!"
Haha did I really? Maybe, it's all very vague.
"Don't call me that," I say trying not to punch anyone. Haruhi gives me an annoyed look. Hahaha ily! She turns away and starts yelling at Tamaki for growing mushrooms. I tried a 'shroom and I'm scared if I'm high now. As Hetalia's nyo!America 'Don't do drugs kids!'. Ranka starts hugging Haruhi because she's adorable. AS ALWAYS. Haruhi starts leaving and Ranka gets all teary, "Noooo! Haruuuuhiiiii!" "I'm just going to the supermarket," Haruhi says, "BY MYSELF. I'll be right back so everyone stay here and keep out of trouble." She does the 'got my eyes on you' and slams the door. Never thought that'd happen this soon! The only person who usually does that is my older sis. Ah, I miss her. Her name is Catherine and she's 20 years old and goes to a expensive local university. Like Mama and Papa, she's studying marketing stuff. She's probably going to go into the fashion business though.
I guess I daydreamed about Catherine and home for too long. It seems like everyone left. WAIT WHAT?! WHERE DID EVERYONE GO. I panicked. As I was freaking out, Kaoru comes from outside, "Hey, what's with you? Everyone is already outside and the boss ran off to Haruhi." "WAIT WHAT? How long was I out?" I ask. "What?" He asks, "'Out'? Where you like sleeping with your eyes open or something?"
Wait, that sounds hella rad. "Nah, it's not like that. I was just daydreaming about home. You know, homesickness I guess," I keep talking with my hands. He looks surprised, "You're not thinking about going home, are you?!" Huh, he seems really concerned. Aww! "I don't think so…I am going to have to leave eventually. I glad you care though!" I smile. He laughs and grabs my arm, "Come on, let's go."
We catch up to Ranka and the boys. That really sounds like a boy band or something. Cue Bye Bye Bye and Backstreets Back in the background! "So what kind or roleplaying are we doing?" Kyoya asks Ranka. "Like LARPing?" I ask. "It's staking roleplay!" Ranka gives a thumbs up, "But in fact…I just wanted to walk the streets with a bunch of handsome men." SAME.
Hikaru and Kaoru kept complaining on how we were taking to get there. Dudes, it's like only 6 minutes to get there. We 'finally' got to the supermarket and Honey and I went straight for the shopping carts. Mori would push Honey and the twins would be my man serverts (pssh like always). "Why do WE have to push YOU?" Hikaru questions me. I say the obvious answer, "Uh duuuuh! I am the cute girl who guys can't resist!" "You were disguised as a guy for a good while, I don't think you're iresitable," Hikaru says. Devil really knows how to burn, wow! "LE GASP…c'mon!" I turn to Kaoru, "Can you please convince your mean brother?" Kaoru blushes (haha I'm so good at being iresistable!) and than turns to Hikaru giving him a 'Why not?' face. "Fine," Hikaru gives in. "Yay!" I hop into the cart with my legs dangling over, "ONWARD MANSLAVES."
We roll around the store for a few minutes and we spot TamaHaru in the midst. I put my hand up saying to stop, "Men, I know what are first attack is. Go through their hands BUT! But, don't go so fast we hurt them. K? K." They listen to my attack plan and it goes out amazing-ly! Tamaki starts calling the twins bastards and I'm still stuck in the cart talking to Haruhi. "Wasn't that fun?" I ask. "It was all your plan, wasn't it?" She asks. "Omg you know me sooo well!" Kyoya's body guards sneak up on us and I almost shit myself. They're like ninjas. Everyone starts making more of a ruckus…while I'm still stuck…IN A SHOPPING CART. "Hey, hey, hey, does anyone wanna help me out?" I ask, "Nope? Nope. Okay." I look around. Everyone is another area and people are staring at me. I try to call Haruhi but her phone is off apparently. Next person who I call is…wait why do I have Kaoru's number. Oh well, I'll call him. "Hello?" He answers. "Hey! It's me, Andy! Did you know that y'all left me in the cart? Fun fact, I CAN'T GET OUT SO COME OVER AND HELP ME," I say into the phone. "Okay, where are you," Kaoru asks. "…where you left me." I can see him looking around like a lost puppy. I decide to help by yelling, "Over hereeeee!" I wave around. "Wow you really were here." Told you. "Help me out, please!" I hold my arms out. He grabs them pulling me up and lifts me out of the cart. "Thanks," I'm still holding on and once I let go I fall over. "Are you okay?" Kaoru helps me up. "Yeah! Just some sleepy legs!" I say. I try standing up again but once again, fall down. "Okay, this isn't working," Kaoru turns around and crouches down, "Get on my back." "Um no. I don't do the piggy back riding," I refuse. People always drop me on my butt when it's over. "Fine," he says and then starts to lift me and throws me on his shoulder.
Wait whaaaaaaat. "Why am I being treated like boxes?" I ask. "Because you're as small as some?" Touché Kaoru Hitachiin, touché. We get back to the group and I'm finally put down and we leave. Getting back to Haruhi's house and thinking about food just made me more hungry. Luckily, the food doesn't take too long. HALLELUJAH PRAISE JESUS HELLS YEAH.
Raina's POV
I'm working on a dress for a Zuka club play…thing when Andy gets home. "So how was it?" I ask like a mother. What is happening to me?! "Fun, fine, awesome, amazing, boring, whatever you wanted it to be," She jumps onto the couch, "Got call 'Andrea' one too many times." Isn't it always one too many times? "How were the guys…especially your love bird," I'm talking about Kaoru. Her face gets red. WHAT. AH YES. OMG. AH OMG. YEESSH. I'm silently fangirling and she asks, "What the hell is wrong with you?" "Oh nothing…" I smile, "I am serious though. Did anything happen between you too?" She stuffs her face into a pillow, "He might have slung me on his shoulder when my legs were asleep. JUST MAYBE." Omg no way. "Whaaaaaat? ANDY, THAT'S ADORABLE!" I grab her and shake her all around. Her face says 'stop' but I bet her heart wants to keep talking about it. Awe~3
Cigam: So some Kaoru and Andy moments here and there through out.
Andy: Can we not talk about that?
Cigam: Okay, than let's talk about the next chapter!
Haruhi: Honey's Three Bitter Days, isn't that it?
Raina: I think so. Wait, I felt we weren't doing that one.
Cigam: Wait, who said that?
Andy: You probably
Cigam: WELL WE ARE DOING IT
Haruhi: Despite how crazy the author is, please review, favorite, and follow!
Andy: Please read again next time!
Raina: We'll see you real soon!