What are you doing?

Thinking.

God help us.

I'll have a word with Him.

*head to desk*

Ouch. That must've hurt.

I'm used to it.

Um… okay.

Considering how often you make me hit my head against my desk in the best interest of my sanity, I would be used to it.

Sorry.

Don't worry. The Marauders also played their part in putting a dent in my desk.

What year are they in now?

Second.

ONLY SECOND?!

Yes. Excuse me. *head to desk*

Wow. You really need help. REALLY.

You have no idea.