Chapter 14
Creepy Fangirl's Sister,
Why I like "justice"? It's because it's the one thing I live up to! (I'll admit, I have been quite a hypocrite sometimes.)
Ma Chao
Hanbei,
Firstly, I'm not in a relationship with a horse. Secondly, Sima Zhao's okay. Thirdly, my cousin's okay. Fourthly, Huang Zhong is still alive. Fifthly, you may not. Lastly, DIDN'T I SAY NO MORE QUESTIONS?!
Ma Chao
Kanbei Kuroda,
Oh. Thank you.
Ma Chao
Xiaoqiao,
Firstly, I have a name. And finally, I won't explain it since you're (technically) just a kid.
Ma Chao
Cousin,
WHY THE F*** HAVE YOU BEEN HOOKING UP WITH THESE FIVE LADIES?! YOU KNOW MOST OF THEM ARE MARRIED, RIGHT?! AND LU BU IS GOING TO KILL YOU IF HE FINDS OUT!
Ma Chao
Sima Zhao,
I'll answer for you. As long as Yan truly is your son, there is nothing to be paranoid about. (Unless his wife is actually committing adultery which I have to confirm.)
Ma Chao
Raistlin Majere,
Firstly, who are you? And secondly, These five were not cats before. They're human (probably another Xun Yu prank according to Sima Yi.)
Ma Chao
Zhang Bao,
Uh. sure? Her husband is gay anyway.
Ma Chao
Lu Xun,
Here's the letter from Sun Quan.
(attached is the letter from Sun Quan to Lu Xun)
Ma Chao
Sima Yi,
I want to know why Zhao Ang and Zhao Yue are alive. Not that I want them dead again. I'm just curious.
Ma Chao
Sima Yi,
WHAT?! Those guys' souls for those two? (How did he even get his hands on Lu Bu's and Dong Zhuo's souls?)
One last question: Why?
Ma Chao
Sima Yi,
A late gift? Weren't you aware of her and Jia Chong?
Ma Chao
Ma Chao,
WHAT?! THAT WOMAN IS ALMOST OLD ENOUGH TO BE HIS MOTHER!
Sima Yi
Sima Yi,
Told ya.
Ma Chao
Sima Zhao,
Your best friend is getting married to Wang Yi!
Ma Chao
Ma Chao,
WHAT?! SHE'S OLD ENOUGH TO BE HIS MOM!
Sima Zhao
Zhao Ang,
I never slept with your wife. She'll strangle me if I try anything. And finally, I DON'T KNOW WHERE SHE IS!
Ma Chao
Zhao Yue,
Oh right. You're like as old as Sima Zhao right now so...I don't know.
Ma Chao
Xun Yu,
Change them back to normal NOW!
(attached was the cage containing the cat-ified Liu Shan and Guan siblings)
Ma Chao
Xun Yu,
Finally. Thank you.
Ma Chao