Ello again! Oh goodie! Here you go! [) Hope you like it! And, well, I guess I could make a cookie! (::) There you go, enjoy!

That's good to hear! Thanks for telling me! Oh, thank you very much! That helped me a lot!

(2P America): Mmph!

Yup, he says hi! Oh, well, I'm not too sure that you could take him down! He's quite tough, especially with his bat! And no, he's not into burgers at all! He absolutely hates them! He prefers tofu burgers! Yes, terrorize! He enjoys terrorizing and killing! Most of the states are zombies, in fact!

Well, that all depends on how strong you are! If you're strong, he's probably pretty weak! And yes, Kage's counterpart would probably be all happy and cheerful, and Diamond's would probably be like a mix of 2P Prussia and 2P France!

Oh, yes, right! *Unties Alfie* There, that's better!

(2P America): *chokes cupcake down and starts breathing hard* Thanks *pant* for *pant* caring! *pant*

England and my little Alfie

Dear Uncle Oliver,

Thank you for the cupcake. I tasted it and I'm not dead so thanks for keeping your promise. It tasted wonderful.

Sure. By the way, how are the 2P!Nordics like? Are they the exact opposite or...?

2P!Alfred can have missiles, grenade launchers, AK-47s and he chooses a bat? He's going to need the previously mentioned and more if he wants to even dream about laying a finger on me. I've been itching for a fight. Being stuck in a library is not good for my instincts. Terrorizing and killing? I would love to spend an afternoon with him. It'll be a battle for the books. And zombie states? That's really creepy, 2P!Alfred...

A happy me... I wonder what he'd be like in my situation...

It's my job to care, Alfred.

Write again soon!

Sincerely,

Kagemori Kuroyoko

Personification of Antarctica

To Uncle Ollie;

COOKIES! THANK YOU SO MUCH! YOU ARE THEE MOST AWESOMEST PERSON EVER! THERE ARE LIKE, CRUMBS ALL OVER THIS LETTER NOW BUT WHO CARES?! I am the most happiest person alive. Thank you, Ollie. Kage is now glowering over my shoulder and making me write in these lame lower case letters... And now he's reading over my shoulder... And he looks pissed. Ah, well.

Yeah, no problem. I like helping people.

T-Tofu burgers!? ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE AMERICA?! I mean, Alfred would eat burgers in no matter what universe but tofu burgers? Alfred is going to have a flipping seizure when I tell him.

If Alfred does find my 2P, tell the guy that Austria is keeping the cake warm. He should know what it means. Hope it puts a smile on the guy's face. XD Oh, and tell 2P!Kage that I say thanks.

Love,

Diamond Jeevas

Personification of the Arctic