Genius In Love
SOB! I have no inspiration for this story anymore! I need ideas! Please tell me what you want to see!
Chapter Fourteen: In The Event Of Emergency, Use Force
"You cannot be serious."
"I AM, MY WONDERFUL, YOUTHFUL STUDENT!"
Twitch. "I AM NOT YOU STUDENT!"
"NEVERMIND. YOU SHALL ATTEND A MATINEE WITH MISS TEMARI AND YOU SHALL ENJOY IT THOROUGHLY!"
"...Why?"
"BECAUSE LEE AND I SHALL BE WITH YOU THE ENTIRE WAY!" Gai clapped a hand on Lee's shoulder, giving Shikamaru the Nice-guy pose.
Teeth: Ping!
"Gai-sensei! You're so thoughtful! I'm glad I have you to look up to!"
"LEE..."
"GAI-SENSEI!"
HUG! (Doesn't it make you feel all warm n fuzzy inside??? Kyuubi: How 'bout no?)
"...You cannot be serious."
(Later, at the Theater...)
"My god, he was serious." Shikamaru starred at the bowl-cut heads a few rows behind him and Temari where they were waiting for the movie to begin.
Temari, of course, was oblivious to everything except the huge head that was in her way. "HEY!" she shouted, her annoyance finally catching up with her as she threw her popcorn at the back of the man's head. "MOVE IT! I'M TRYING TO WATCH!"
"U-um, Temari..." Shikamaru said weakly, more out of mortal fear of Gai then anything, tugging on her arm, "L-leave the nice man alone... Please?"
"He's in my way!"
"Yes, and he shall burn in hell for it," Shikamaru reassured her.
"This is stupid, let's just go home and watch a movie." She stood up.
"Wait!" He tugged her back down.
"What?" She looked at him oddly.
"Let's sneak out!" He grinned, to show he was playing a game (a.k.a., sneak out so Gai-sensei couldn't see them), and crawled towards the door.
She shrugged, following him on her hands and knees. "Ok."
(A few minutes later, at the Nara-household)
Shikamaru stared at the screen. It could be worse. It could be alot worse. It could be suicidal-impressing.
Gai could be here.
Thank the lord for Lee's methods of persuaision in keeping his sensei in the theater (A.K.A.: Shika gave him 1000 yen and a 'date' with Sakura.).
"Ok, time for movie!" Temari plopped down next to him with a large bowl of popcorn. "This was a good idea! Alot better then going to some theater!"
"Yeah... fun." Shikamaru glared at Kankurou, who was sprawled on the floor at his feet, waiting for the previews to finish (H-R who knows what movie it is: There's no previews in this movie... SNG:......this is the new...hip version!), and Gaara, who was seated in Shikato's Chair (which was, now and heretofor, Gaara's chair).
"What are we walking?" Kankurou asked boredly, propping his chin up in his hand. "And it better not be some mooshy, romance thing, cuz, to be honest, you ain't that pretty, Gaara."
"Shut up."
"What are we watching?" Kankurou repeated.
"A nice movie," Temari answered, smiling brightly.
Instantly, they began to worry.
The movie began.
"..."
"I am not watching this."
"...W...well, wow, Temari.."
"I am not watching this!" Kankurou repeated, standing up. "I REFUSE!"
"Shut up, Kankurou." Temari glared at him. "You're in the way."
Kankurou: Deep breath.
"Oh, god." Shikamaru groaned.
"THIS MOVIE PROMOTES GROWING ATTACHMENTS WITH INNOCENT WOODLAND CREATURES! I WILL NOT SUPPORT IT! I DEMAND THAT THIS TAPE BE BURNED!" Kankurou shouted, pointing at the screen.
"Save it for your book, Kankurou." Shikamaru rolled his eyes. "What happened to therapy?" he whispered to Temari.
"Screw it, I love this movie." She shushed him.
(A little later)
Shikamaru daydreamed a little. The movie didn't really interest him.
Temari watched with bated breath.
Gaara was confused.
"I'm not watching this!" Kankurou said through clenched teeth from where he was chained to Gaara's Chair (Gaara was willing to give it up for the time-being, as it was for a good cause).
(Five minutes later)
"....?"
"NOOOOOOOOO!" Kankurou wailed, throwing the pillow he'd been clutching for dear life at the TV. "STUPID HUMAN HUNTER MAN THING! HOW DARE YOU?!
"Shut up, Kankurou!" Temari snapped.
"This is therapy, isn't it?" Shikamaru said in her ear.
"Ain't I just the sneakiest?" She grinned and went back to watching.
(A few minutes later)
"Those flames are not real," Kankurou said for the fifteenth time.
"Would you like to go check for yourself and spare us the noise?" Gaara rolled his eyes.
"This is very ingenius," Shikamaru whispered to Temari.
"I know." Temari grinned again.
(At the end of the movie...)
"That....documentory changed my entire outlook on life," Kankurou stated, looking as if dazed.
"Dude, it was just--"
"Shut up, human-pineapple man!" Kankurou shouted, pointing. "You haven't been observing their natural habitat! I had... No idea they were so... caring towards each other!"
"Dude, it was just Bambi. Get over it."
H-R: write more please
SNG: I have no inspiration. If SOMEONE would just help me and be my muse, things would go faster! Right now, I'm completely involved in my Apprentice fic....
....IDEA!