A/N: This chapter is based off of the rp I did with my fanfiction buddies. I play Scotland, England, Japan and my OC Chicago.

Misunderstandings

Scotland and England decided to stay over at Chicago's house. Japan stopped by to see if anyone was home. The door to the house was opened so Japan walked inside.

"Hello?" He called, no one had answered. He went deeper into the house and heard shouting coming from one of Chicago's many rooms. Japan followed the noise to find a light leaking from the bottom of one of the doors. As he went nearer the voices became more audible.

"Why do you always get to be on top?" Japan recognized the voice to belong to England.

"Ah but I be older than ye so therefore I get to be on top."

"But what if I want to be on top!? You always get to be so why can't I?"

"Because lad I be stronger than ye. I be on top of ye geographically as well."

"Well too bad."

"Gah!" England gasped. Japan on the other hand was currently fanboying in front of the door.

"I told ye I would be on top."

"Gah! That hurts! Scotty OW!"1

"Well that's what ye get for tryin' to be on top." Japan was currently trying to suppress a nose bleed as he kept on listening. He heard shuffling and the creaking of a bed.2

"Oh god no! Don't I'm not ready! No one should be ready for that!"

"Oh you'll get what be coming to ya."

"Oh god take it out! No don't go deeper. Stop trying to make it fit!"3

"Aw quit yer whinin' I'll do whatever I want!"

"Oh god it's so wet! Take it out, out I say!"

"Nope this be yer punishment."

"Please no! NOOOO!"4

Japan who was listening to everything was now passed out on the ground, nose bleeding profusely, a grin on his face as he twitched slightly.

"Weird...I thought I locked the door…" Chicago said as he walked in. The sight he saw was really weird. "Japan….Japan….Kiku?" Chicago looked down at the older nation. He tapped him with his foot. Japan awoke from his daze and quickly stood up.

"Oh...Hello Chicago...terribly sorry for intruding. I should go home now. Good bye." The asian man quickly left Chicago's house. Chicago just stood there looking confused. He then saw that the light was on in one of his doors. He opened it to reveal, England and Scotland practically trying to strangle each other. With a blank expression he just closed the door.

"I really have to change the locks to my house…" He mumbled under his breath as he face palmed..

A/N: 1. Scotland is giving England a noogie.

2. Scotland and England are wrestling on the bed.

3. Scotland is giving England a Wet Willie

4. Scotland is giving England a Double Wet Willie