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"These bandages are proof of your hard work... they are also proof you can't use your hands today." Naruto joked around with Koneko as he wrapped up her burned hands. He put some Ointment on them, the same ointment that his ex-wife Hinata had used to make. It would accelerate the healing process, so that by the end of the day Koneko's burns would be healed over. She could use her hands, but it wasn't suggested that she do that. She didn't have nearly as good recovery as he did.

Sometimes he forgot that other people didn't have his stamina or healing factor.

*Grrrrrrrrrrr*

"I'm hungry." Koneko told Naruto when her stomach growled loudly at both of them. Naruto laughed a little. They were already in the kitchen, and Naruto's clones were making enough ramen to feed them, mostly Naruto. The smell of ramen cooking was intoxicating to Koneko at the moment, seriously she hated eating bugs so much even if she aquired a taste for it... enough that she stopped throwing up when she ate it.

"Patience... What was one of the things you learned climbing the mountain?" Naruto asked Koneko, and she crossed her arms.

"... Patience is key." Koneko told him, and he could see her pout. She was kind of sick of hearing about patience from an impatient person. Naruto could be patient when he wanted to be, but he didn't actually have to be patient either. He had gotten to the ripe old age of..." How old are you Master?" Koneko asked Naruto, who blinked a few times.

"... I was around before Devils came into existance." Naruto told Koneko with a smug tone, and Koneko's eyes widened at that for a moment.

He was a walking history book.

"What was early human history like?" Koneko asked Naruto, since he had to have been alive during the stone age. He had to have been.

"Well, humans used to be more advanced than they were today... then the continent split up and a lot of technology was lost. In my time, all of the continents used to be one super continent... so I would hazard a guess I'm a few thousand years old..." Naruto said with a thoughtful look on his face. He was one of the oldest things on this entire planet, he remembered the super continent, the Elemental Nations.

Though now it was referred to by a different name, a wrong name.

"... Did you see dinosaurs?" Koneko asked Naruto with eyes showing excitement. She really wanted to know, and Naruto nodded his head. Humans and dinosaurs existed together, though humans didn't become fossils. They simply turned into dust, and they hid in caves when the huge exctinction happened. Naruto would have stopped it, but he was currently on the Island Turle when that happened.

The Island Turtle's body was not completely organic, making it Semi-Immortal, so long as it didn't suffer from being attacked, it would live forever.

"Yeah, those were genetic experiments by a scientist named Orochimaru... he is still alive... somewhere in the world. He achieved immortality differently though." Naruto told Koneko, and she was completely enthralled with his story.

Koneko's eyes widened when she realised that Naruto didn't know he was a few hundred million years old, not just a few thousand.

Did Naruto really think he was only a few thousand years old?

There was a silence for awhile, before Koneko asked a question that had been on her mind for awhile.

"Why do we have the risk for going mad with power... but you don't?" Koneko asked about Senjutsu, and it took Naruto a moment to understand that was what she was asking about. Naruto thought about the answer for a moment.

"Well, imagine if I stole your food... and or asked you for it. Which would you get mad at?" Naruto asked her, and Koneko didn't even need a moment to answer.

"If you stole it." Koneko answered, and Naruto nodded to her.

"Senjutsu's main point is becoming one with nature. There was a clan of people in my time... they had the ability to draw in natural energy while moving, and turn it into Senjutsu chakra... but it drove them mad with power and caused them to go on killing sprees... yet, when I use it, I've never felt that malice... ever." Naruto told her, and Koneko's eyes widened. She didn't get it, but she was seeing where the similarities were. Kuroka had gone mad with power, and gone on a killing spree when using Senjutsu.

Where they the same as that clan?

"Are the Nekosh-" Koneko didn't get to ask all the way.

"No, you aren't related. When you become one with nature then nature will give you as much power as you need. If you forcefully pull from nature, it gets pissed at you. I become one with nature, your sister took from nature... she moved." Naruto told Koneko, who still didn't get it. How was moving bad? She was pretty sure that you had to move to fight, and if you couldn't move in a fight you lost.

"Why is that bad?" Koneko asked, and Naruto started to pat her on the head.

"Silly question. You aren't suppose to move when you collect natural energy, and turn it into Senjutsu Chakra. What did I tell you about the clan?" Naruto asked Koneko, giving her a small quiz.

"They moved and did it... and they went on rampages?" Koneko questioning said, wondering how it fit. The gears in her head were spinning, trying to figure it out, and it was becoming more clear to her. What was the link between them going on rampages, and Kuroka going on a rampage? She didn't truly understand it, and then it came to her. "They moved!?" Koneko almost shouted.

"Yep." Naruto answered, and Koneko furrowed her brow.

"How... What is so bad about moving around? What is the difference between moving and not moving?" Koneko asked, with Naruto placed his hand on her forehead, ruffling her hair. She nearly mewled into his hand, but her shock over what he was saying was too great.

Naruto smiled down at her, and a bowl of ramen was placed in front of them by a clone.

"The difference is... movement if you are being literal. You can't control Senjutsu... you can master it, but you can not force it Koneko. To force it is to anger nature." Naruto told her, and she turned a little pink when she saw a smile he was sending her. He was giving wise advice, and he had noticed the pattern long ago.

You could not move when you entered Sage Mode.

Naruto had attempted it, and he had succeeded, but it had been too hard for him to maintain a balance. Pa had been unable to keep up with Naruto, so they had to quick the training in gathering Senjutsu Chakra while moving. That was when Naruto invented the clone method, well Koneko didn't have that option here.

"So... My sister did what she did... because she moved when she used Senjutsu?" Koneko asked, with Naruto picking her up and placing her in his lap. He grabbed chopsticks, and started to move them to her lips with ramen on it. Koneko licked her lips, before she reached out with her face and met the ramen halfway. Naruto used his other hand to rub the top of her head, and she was in utter bliss.

Head rubs AND she was eating people food again.

"You are well on your way. I was thinking of taking you to the Falls of Truth tomorrow." Naruto told Koneko, and he grinned a little. At first, Naruto had thought that only Jinchuriki like himself could use that, but he later learned that anyone could use it. Might Guy had used it, but before his True Self could form in his mind, Kisame had interupted him. Turns out, so long as you had a true self, you could use the falls.

Naruto had started to use it as a Senjutsu training tool, that way those who learned Senjutsu knew themselves fully, and would become mentally, and emotionally, stronger.

People these days fell to their baser desires much easier than people in his time, and Koneko was not much different.

"Uuuuuuh." Koneko moaned as she ignored everything Naruto was saying, in favor of eating and having her head rubbed.

'Great... she is getting turned on.' Naruto thought with a twitch, and he could feel a little moistness against his lap. He didn't make her get up though, because she couldn't help it right now. People didn't know this, but there were 10 smells that humans could actually smell, but they didn't know it.

He wasn't going to list them all, but he could smell the fact that he and Koneko would produce a healthy baby if they "mated". He could also smell a sexual affinity, and the fact that Koneko was ovulating at the moment.

This was nothing to do with him having a strong nose, this was all him having so many years of experience with his nose.

"Mmmmmm, so good." Koneko moaned as she swallowed the ramen, and Naruto smiled and rubbed her head a little harder. She was enjoying herself, no reason to make her stop. Naruto raised the bowl to her lips, before she drank from it. Another clone came up and put a bowl in front of them again, but this time the clone popped. "This tastes... so good." Koneko said as she put her head on the table.

Naruto started to feed himself, since Koneko's stomach couldn't hold more than a single bowl.

"You remind me a bit of your mother, ya know. You look just like your mom when she was your age." Naruto told Koneko, who looked up at him with surprise.

"You... knew my mom?" Koneko asked, and Naruto nodded his head. She had come for Senjutsu training as well.

"She failed the training, and I had to send her away, but she was a good woman. You know, she was about... 17 when she got here. She was a bit on the short side, about 5 feet tall... and she was petite... I think your sister got her bust size from your father's side of the family, his mother that is." Naruto told Koneko, who looked at Naruto in surprise. She had no clue that her mother had failed the Senjutsu training, and needed to be kicked out of the training completely.

"It is that hard?" Koneko asked with surprise, and Naruto nodded.

"Rarely does anyone ever completely pass... Only a few people have ever actually fully mastered it. Of course, they never left without learning something. Even if you don't succeed... you learned so much, was it worth it?" Naruto asked her, and she nodded her head. She had learned so much just from the journey, and she could control her chakra so much better now. She could condense it, and she control the shape much better. She could make it spiral, and she could make it super dense.

The power of her attacks would increase just from increasing the density.

"I'm going to make you proud... I will not fail." Koneko assured Naruto, and she turned to her side. She curled her legs up, and put her feet on his thighs. She rested her head against his chest, and just listened to his heart beating. Naruto placed an arm around her legs and back, before he stood up.

"You got ramen all over you. Want me to wash your back for you?" Naruto asked her, and she raised her hands up, and showed him how bandaged they are.

"I would like that." Koneko said with a small smile, and her smile was almost innocent. Almost, if Naruto weren't able to see the familiar look of attempted seduction in her eyes. She was not fooling him, he had seen that look before. He knew that women in this era were much more openly sexual than those of his time.

In his time, most women were rather reserved sexually, only a few were outright sexual.

Of course, it was also a time period when you could go to a brothel at age 12 and fuck your brains out with a slut if you wanted to. It was also a time when you could take a seduction mission if you wanted to get laid bad enough, so in his time, while people were more reserved, they also had an easier time actually getting laid. Even then, that was only a small percent of the women that took those missions, or even had sex at a young age. He knew for a fact his generation all waited until marraige, well... he and Hinata didn't wait until marraige.

They had gotten married mere months after they started dating, and Boruto was born within less than a year after they got married.

Lets just say, they were very active sexually even before their marraige.

Hinata was a tiger in the sack.

Her Byakugan could see into his body and see all of the places that would feel best. She knew just where to kiss, and lick... and suck to feel best. There was a reason that they had two kids, while everyone else had one. It had nothing, okay not totally nothing, to do with the fact he himself was well endowed... his wife was very good at what she did.

"Hmmmm, those were the days." Naruto muttered to himself, and Koneko could smell that he was a little aroused at the moment, though it didn't seem to have anything to do with her.

"What are you thinking about?" Koneko asked bluntly, and Naruto turned a little pink in the cheeks at being caught.

"Heh, sorry... got caught up in old memories." Naruto said with a slight grin on his face. He wasn't one to be left behind by his wife. He had used several techniques in bed as well.

Shadow Clones so that he could massage Hinata's body while doing her, and he had those clones turn invisible with the Transparent Escape Technique, so it was like they were alone.
Senjutsu so that he could expand the aura around his manhood, and make his impressive girth spread her even more from the inside, and make it move around.
First Stage Rasengan to stimulate her clit and nipples without harming her, very weak spirals.
He used his balancing to achieve amazing sex positions, Senjutsu training for the win.
Sexy Jutsu to give Hinata a little girl on girl action every once and awhile.
Shadow Clone Jutsu for a threesome.
Transformation Jutsu, where they turned into younger versions of themselves for sex.
One of his favorites though was the 1000 Years of Death, no explaination needed.

It was ALWAYS the quiet ones that were the kinkiest during sex, and damn was Hinata as kinky as she was quiet.

"Master?" Koneko questioned when she saw him stare off into the sky with a pleasant smile on his face. She closed her eyes after a moment though, and she placed her head against his chest.

She was going to enjoy the moment.

Chapter End!
Might Guy used the Falls of Truth, and it was working, before Kisame interupted him. Also, Naruto's techniques also have sexual uses in some cases.
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Note: Naruto knows he is in his millions, he just likes messing with people about his age.