A/N: I don't know what to say here except i hope you like this chapter!

Link and Midna Come Alive- Literally!

Goin' to the Beach!

The next week we were fruitless in our attempts to send Link and Midna back into their worlds. We had agreed that we would try during a bad thunderstorm. So far, there had been none. Anyways, it was spring break and Jake, Serena, Erin, and I had all planned a trip to the beach. Of course, Link and Midna were coming too. But, we didn't tell our parents that. Edward, Jake's brother, had agreed to drive us there, drop us off, and pick us back up again in about a week. The seven of us fit perfectly in Edward's car, with Edward driving, Jake in the passenger seat, Link and Midna in the middle, and Erin, Serena and I in the back. When we were all settled in, we set off for the beach.

"You guys have never been to the beach before, right?" Erin asked as we started moving.

"Nope. I don't even know what that is," Midna said.

"You don't know what a beach is?!" Edward asked, looking at Midna through the rearview mirror.

"No. Where we come from there are no beaches," Midna replied.

"I'm bored," Link said.

"Link, we've been driving for about two minutes," I said.

"Yeah, but I'm still bored," Link whined. "Is there something to do? I'm still bored."

"Oh for the love of- here, just watch a movie," Midna said, pointing to the TV attached to the roof of the van.

"I don't know how to work that thing!" Link said.

"I'll do it," I said with a sigh. "What do you want to watch?"

"Uh, what is there?"

"It looks like there's only Spongebob or The Backyardigans," I said.

"Link, I swear, if you pick those freakin' Backyardigans, I will kill you," Midna said.

"Spongebob it is then," I said, putting in the DVD and pressing play.

"Why do you have the Backyardigans in your car?" Serena asked.

"Our little cousin Alice was taking a trip with us, and that's all she wanted to watch," Jake explained.

"Can I use your computer?" Midna asked, turning in her seat to face me.

"Well, I was going to use it," I said.

"You can use mine, Midna," Edward said. "It should be in the back, near Alex."

"Here," I said, handing it to Midna. "Do you remember how to work it?"

"Yeah, I got it," Midna said, turning it on and connecting to the internet. The rest of us besides Link got on our own laptops and we were AIMing each other, for lack of better things to do. After about a half an hour, Midna joined the conversation.

(On AIM)

theprincess12 (aka Midna): Make that dang sponge shut the heck up!

zeldafan13 (aka Alex): We can't turn it off. Look how happy he is.

theprincess12: I don't freakin' care! That laugh is driving me insane!

biteme34 (aka Erin): Why don't you just turn it off?

theprincess12: Fine then, I will.

(Back in real life)

"Link! Turn that show off!" Midna yelled.

"No! I like it!" Link said.

"Turn it off, or I will smack you."

"No! OW!" Link said, as Midna smacked him on the head.

"Guys calm down back there!" Edward said.

"Here Link, just put the headphones on," Jake said, handing Link a set of headphones that connected to the TV. Link put them over his ears, and smiled as the sound came on.

"That's better," Midna said as the sound went off.

"I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready-edy-edy-edy!" Link chanted after a moment.

"Arg! Shut up!" Midna said, raising her hand as if she was going to smack him again. Link shut up. It was quiet in the car for a few minutes, until Link started to sing.

". . . When I ripped my pants," he started to sing. "I thought that I had everybody on my side. Then I went and blew it, all sky high. And now she won't even spare a passing glance. All just because I . . . ripped my pants." Midna looked at him, horrified.

"What . . . the freak . . .?" Midna said.

"Dude, stop singing the ripped pants song!" Jake said, as Link continued to sing. Midna pulled the headphones off Link's ears and threw them, not noticing that the window was open.

"Hey! What the heck was that for?!" Edward exclaimed as the headphones nearly hit another car.

"Oops. Sorry," Midna said.

"You owe me a new set," Edward said.

"I don't even have any money!" Midna said.

"I don't care," Edward growled.

"Hey! Look at this!" Midna exclaimed, looking at her laptop. On the screen was YouTube listing videos with the name Midna in them.

"It's you!" Link said. "And me!"

"What's this? Midna's Happy Song . . ." Midna clicked on it and pressed play. She started to grow angry as the song progressed. Link was laughing by the end.

"This is your light-dwellers way of a joke?!" Midna yelled. "It's making me look bad! And I would never say that stuff!"

"But it's funny!" Link said, still laughing. Midna glared at him. "Hey what's that? Krusty Twilight Pizza?" Link reached over and clicked on the video.

"Hey, I know that song!" Link said, as the video played.

"I am not Spongebob!" Midna yelled, turning the video off.

"Aw . . ." Link said. "Hey, what's that? Twilight Princess- Little Bunny Foo Foo."

"Will you get off my computer?!" Midna said as Link leaned over her to look at the screen.

"Why?" Link asked, looking at Midna.

"Uh, personal space," she replied.

"But I just want to be near you," Link said, taking Midna's hand.

"What's with you today?" she asked him. "First you're singing Spongebob and now you're all lovey-dovey."

"I don't know," Link said. "Maybe it's the beach air."

"Link, we're nowhere near the beach," Jake said.

"Oh," Link replied. Midna rolled her eyes and went back to AIM, still holding Link's hand.

(On AIM)

wolfy21 (aka Jake): Wow Midna, seems like you two are gettin' serious.

theprincess12: Shut it, Jake.

wolfy21: Alright, I'm just sayin' . . .

theprincess12: Don't make me smack you.

zeldafan13: Calm down Midna . . .

wolfy21: Midna and Linky, sittin' in a tree . . .

(Back in real life)

"Ow!" Jake exclaimed, as Midna reached over and hit him on the head.

"Guys, will you stop fighting!" Edward said. "It's sort of distracting me."

"Wow, it looks like we're moving pretty fast," Erin commented, looking at the scenery rushing by.

"Holy crap, Edward! Slow down!" Jake said, looking at the speed.

"What? I'm not going that fast," Edward said.

"You're going twenty five miles over the freakin' speed limit!" Jake exclaimed, and we all looked up form what we were doing.

"Alright, fine, I'll slow down," Edward said, and the car immediately slowed.

"What the heck?! I am not fat!" Midna exclaimed, looking at her computer screen.

"What are you talking about?" Serena said.

"Someone drew a picture of me and made me look fat!" Midna said.

"That's your imp fo- I mean, your other look," Link said, as I shushed him.

"Yeah, I know that," Midna said. "But I look fat!"

"Well, you don't now . . ." Link said.

"Excuse me?" Midna said, glaring at Link.

"Well, you're not as light as you look when you've been riding on someone's back all day," Link said, grimacing at the memories.

"So you're calling me fat?" Midna narrowed her eyes at Link.

"Well . . . I wouldn't say fat . . ." So fast that you could hardly see it happen, Link was turned into a wolf.

"Midna!" the three of us in the back said.

"Okay, who brought a dog?!" Edward said, looking in the rearview mirror. He turned around and saw that everyone looked normal. Not a dog in sight.

"I swear, I just saw a dog sitting right where Link was sitting," Edward said.

"Nope! No dogs here! Heh heh," Link laughed nervously. Edward looked at Link.

"You have some weird friends, little bro," Edward said to Jake.

"Do I ever," Jake muttered.

"Ahem," Midna said, eyeing Jake.

"I mean, my friends are perfectly normal! No question about it!" Jake said. Midna leaned back in her seat. The rest of the car ride progressed without any major incidents, although Link was smacked in the head with a CD case when he suggested that Midna should sing Alvin and the Chipmunks.

"We're here!" Edward said, parking the car in front of a hotel.

"Whoa, this place is big," Link said.

"You say that about every new place we go to," Midna said.

"Yeah, but this one's especially big." Midna rolled her eyes.

"You guys grab your bags and I'll go check you in," Edward said as we got out of the car. We went around to the back and managed to get all of our bags at once so we wouldn't have to make a second trip.

"Here Link, take these," Midna said, handing her two biggest bags to Link.

"Why do I have to carry them?!" Link said, balancing Midna's bags on top of his own.

"Because you're super strong and I'm not," Midna replied.

"Well, why do you have so much stuff?" Link asked.

"I'm a girl. Girls have a lot of stuff. Now get moving!"

"You didn't have a lot of stuff in Hyrule," Link muttered.

"I SAID GET GOING!" Midna yelled, and Link ran as fast as he could into the hotel. When we were checked into the hotel, we said goodbye to Edward and we went up to our rooms. We had gotten two separate rooms, one for the boys and one for the girls.

"Okay, let's get changed and them we can go to the beach," I said.

"Yeah!" said Jake, pumping his fist in the air.

"Okay, out of our room!" Erin said, pushing the boys out the door.

"Uh-oh," Serena said when Erin came back.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

"We forgot to get Midna a bathing suit," she said.

"Oh," I said.

"Don't worry! I should be able to change my outfit to look like a . . . bathing suit, you called it?" Midna said. "I just need to know what one looks like."

"Here, this is the one I'm going to wear," I said, holding up my bathing suit so she could see it. She examined it for a minute then looked at us.

"Okay, let me try this . . ." she closed her eyes, and the blue light enveloped her. When the light cleared, Midna was standing there, wearing a black bikini with the blue patterns that had once been on her arms now on the fabric.

"Is this right?" she asked, looking at her new outfit.

"Well you'll sure get a lot of attention from the guys . . ." I said.

"Good!" Midna smiled.

"But, um, you might want to wear something over it when we're walking to the beach," Erin suggested.

"Here, just use one of my cover ups. I brought an extra," I said, throwing Midna a black cover up to go with her bathing suit. She put it on, and soon we were knocking on the door to the boys' room, all ready to go. Link and Jake came out, and soon we were headed to the beach.

A/N: The three song I listed on YouTube are real videos that are hilarious. Well, i thought so at least . . .In the next chapter: everyone heads to the beach where they meet boyfriend stealers, gigantic waves, and little girls with buckets (le gasp!). I promise the next chapter will be funnier! Reviews are much appreciated! Thanx!