Hey faithless readers! I've been wanting to update for a while but our mom has been a total bitch. She says fanfiction is a waste of time and I should be doing something better like getting out in the world. She says no one likes the shit I call writing so I should up and quit. Really she thinks that I suck at writing. I guess she's right since you people don't like it either. She thinks I don't have common sense so I should get out in the world. She says to get off the internet and get some fuckin street smarts. I guess if my own mom doesn't like it and no one reads it I should quit.
Fuchsia's been really depressed lately and our mom did actually yell all that. This isn't some stupid plot to get you dudes to review or like it but maybe if you do both of them might calm down. Really seeing Fuchsia this sad and dead is making me depressed.-Jason
I'm completely with J on this one. We're constantly annoying the crap outta each other but we really do care for each other. Fuchsia is so sad and glum and even Sam has a better disposition than her. Fuchsia's allergic to nuts and we had to trash all the peanut butter. We aren't making this up so you guys would review. We're just hoping that if Mama sees people liked it she'll lay off Fuchsia. Please she's been seriously sad since Mama flipped. And reviews always perk her up. Again this isn't a review plot and sorry if you thought this was a chapter. -Alexa : (