Holy shit! I haven't updated this story for at least 4 months O^o...sorry!

Well, here is a super long chapter (to this story, I mean), and I hope you like it! And yes, Minato is easily able to get lost. That is my belief...shut up!

I DON'T OWN BLEACH OR NARUTO, NOR THIS STORY PLOT, ONLY A FEW THINGS, i.e. PRANKS AND ORIGINAL CHARACTERS...

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What Happens After Death

Chapter 14: Getting Lost...Again...

Saying good-bye to Hiyako so he could get to the main office to take the entrance exam, Minato hurried off, memorizing the hallways so he could always find the infirmary, a safety precaution from all the years of training. Seeing somebody walk down the hall, he froze when it was Takeo.

"You! I'm taking you down!" the taller man yelled, and rushed over to him. Sighing, Minato simply side-stepped him, blocking the attack, and finally tripping the idiot. Takeo fell face first into the floor, and Minato just shook his head.

'Way too easy.' he thought, and continued on his way, until he realized he had no clue where he was going. Stopping a few feet away from Takeo, Minato closed his eyes and face slapped himself. Turning back around, Minato walked back over to Takeo.

"Oi, Takeo. Where's the main office at?" he asked, only to get a bunch of swear words. Sighing, Minato started to think. What should he do...

He could always return to Hiyako and ask her, but he was the Hokage, and he didn't want to seem like an idiot...no matter what Tsunade said about him. He wasn't an idiot! He was just easily side-tracked...

Sighing once more, Minato turned and continue to walk away, ignoring the death threats that Takio was now aiming at him. He continued to walk down the hallway, thinking of ways to figure out where he was. Normally, he would ask about, or even have a map he would draw, but this was different.

'Dammit, its like trying to find Old Man Sarutobi in his house! Impossible!' Minato thought, as he continue to walk around in a confused way, up until somebody shouted...

"The Yellow Flash! Get him!"

Turning, Minato saw a group of 4 men, all with the Iwa forehead protector, and Minato swore, and got jealous. They got to keep their forehead protectors!

'No fair! I wanted to keep mine too! Bastards.' Minato thought as he knocked all 4 of them out in one move. Really, getting punched in the gut can do that to you some days. Sighing, he shook his head, and grumbled under his breath.

"Stupid idiotic moronic-"

"Hey! What did you just do?"

Flinching at this, Minato turned to see a red-haired man...with no eyebrows...

'Awesome.'

"Well!" the guy says, snapping Minato out of his starring at the tattoos, Minato just chuckled and sighed.

"Well, they attacked me first, I defended myself." Minato said, his face straight, and trying hard not to pout at this man. Yet, the red-head simple smirked, then chuckled.

"Did you really? Wow, now that's impressive." the guy said, and started to laugh. Minato sighed, and shook his head. Shinigami have some strange sense of humor. Stopping, Minato thought about something, and looked at the guy.

"Hey, do you know where the main office is at? I'm supposed to be asking about taking the Entrance Exam, but...well..."

"You got lost?"

"Yeah." Minato answered, sighing in defeat, yet the guy just laughed.

"Nah, no problem. I got a lot when I went to the Academy too. The place is too fucking big." the guy says, laughing, causing Minato to smile too.

"Could you lead the way. My friend who was got into a bit of trouble with this guy called Takeo." Minato says, but the guy stopped and starred at him.

"Shit, you met Takeo. Your friend is lucky to be alive. From what I hear, and mind you, I just graduated a little while ago, Takeo got the shit beaten out of him by Ikkaku Madarame, the 3rd Seated Officer of Squad 11." the guy tells Minato, only to get Minato to snigger, but stopped.

"But I heard that it was because of Hanataro, though." Minato says, only to get a stare from the guy.

"Really? Oh, you mean that 4th Squad kid, yeah, I heard that too. Don't know how he got involved with it, so you got to ask one of them." the guy said, and Minato nodded his head, while he followed the guy to the area. They just got there when the guy stopped, and looked at Minato.

"Hey, by the way, did you see Lieutenant Ise?" he asked, only to get Minato to stop, and laugh slightly.

"Yeah, she left, I think. Sorry, er-"

"Renji Abarai." the guy says, and Minato smiles.

"Thanks, Renji. And thanks for showing me to the main office. See you." Minato says, waving good-bye to the red-head, who just wave good-bye to him too.