Resident Fun 5
I update fast, annoying isn't it? So Sheva and Christopher dearest have beaten chainsaw man by questioning video game logic :3… lets continue shall we?
Sheva and Chris walked through the door to see a desolate looking place, large gates barred them off from what looked like burning tires, and crows flew around in the sky.
"So I just told Heather if you don't want to make the commitment just say" One crow said.
"Hey look Sheva crows! Maybe they'll inexplicably have ammo!" Chris shouted before shooting the crow down.
"Stewart!" Yelped the crow as he watched his dearest friend fall to the floor.
Chris and Sheva watched as the crow fell, it landed way beyond a fence in the opposite direction of where they had to go.
"God I was way off" Chris said.
"Over there!" Sheva said pointing at the large gate with the burning…something behind it.
Chris rushed toward the gate and smashed it open.
Chris and Sheva rushed toward the smouldering mess that had been Kirk's helicopter.
"Oh my God…" Sheva whispered.
Chris turned to her tears falling down his cheeks.
"Aww Chris come here" Sheva said enveloping her partner in a hug.
"I…never…to…told him I lo…loved him" Chris hiccupped.
"There, there I'm sure he knew" Sheva comforted.
Chris nodded then he and Sheva broke apart, Chris wiped his tears of his cheek and snuffled.
Suddenly a rumbling noise filled the air and the crows above them started calling out alarm calls.
"Shit!" Shouted one.
"Fucking run!" Screamed another.
Chris and Sheva turned to look at each other confused then turned looking for the source of the rumbling noise.
Suddenly a motorbike flew out from behind Chris, a Majini astride it cracking a chain like a whip before him.
"A! A!" Chris screamed throwing Sheva out of the way, the chain caught him by his ankle and snagged causing Chris to be dragged off by the motorbike, Sheva jumped to her feet and aimed at the chain.
After a few seconds of hesitation she shot breaking the chain and releasing Chris.
She rushed over to him and helped him up. "Why did you hesitate for so long!?" Chris yelled.
"I was weighing up the options…you know considering if I wanted you alive any longer" Sheva shrugged.
Chris stared at her in horror.
The Majini on the motorbike did a quick turn and showed his tentacle mouth at them in anger.
Suddenly another motorbike man flew over the fence.
"Argh another one!" Chris squealed.
This one drove towards them and as he drove past stuck his finger up at them and showed his tentacle mouth.
The yet another one came over.
"Argh another one…again!" Chris yelped.
The two most recent ones drove towards them doing tricks, one of them started driving backwards.
"Ooh" Chris and Sheva said.
The other one did a handstand on the motorbike while driving with his teeth.
"Aahh" Chris and Sheva said.
The two tricksters drove towards Sheva and Chris forcing them to dodge.
The two landed on the ground with a bump.
"Ow" Chris said.
Suddenly one of the Majini driving towards them was shot he fell of the motorbike, Chris looked around to see who was stealing his limelight.
Another Majini was shot off his motorbike.
What the fuck!? Chris thought.
Another Majini fell to the secret sniper, this Majini fell on to the ground rolling and another Majini who hadn't noticed drove over him causing him to fly into the air onto a conveniently placed sharp piece of helicopter rubble.
Suddenly many BSSA units ran in (BSSA NOT BSAA!!!!).
One of the Majini drove towards Sheva but he was shot dead also.
Another Majini drove towards Chris and Chris shot it. Finally! He thought, grinning like a loon.
The remaining Majini drove towards Sheva but for dramatic purposes Sheva's gun wasn't working!
"Argh!" Sheva hissed smacking the gun.
"There's no point hitting it Sheva" Chris scolded as the motorbike man rushed towards her.
Thankfully Josh shot it.
"That was so close! Why didn't anyone shoot him earlier!?" Sheva demanded.
This caused a murmur of replies such as. "I dunno" "I thought he had it" and "Shut up Sheva"
The BSSA units lead by Josh proceeded to encircle Chris and Sheva.
"Creepy" Chris commented.
Josh led them into the house nearby.
"Man am I glad to see you guys" Chris said.
"Delta team, Captain Stone" Josh introduced himself.
"Chris Redfield, Man Hulk to my friends and to my enemies…death" Chris introduced himself.
Josh turned to look at Sheva. "Bitch" He nodded.
Sheva shook this insult off and smiled up at Josh. "Thanks Josh, I owe you one"
"You guys…know each other?" Chris growled glaring at Josh.
"I trained under Josh" Sheva said.
"Except she never ever went under me" Josh said sadly.
"He taught me everything I know" Sheva continued.
"Everything except love in the bedroom" Josh sighed he turned to Chris. "Sheva was like the little sister of the team…and according to her incest is wrong"
"Josh I told you, you're just not my type" Sheva hissed.
"Well what is your type!? Steroid abusing monkey men!?" Josh screamed.
Chris and Sheva stared at him in horror, Josh calmed down and looked intently at Sheva.
"Now Sheva you must continue your search for Backstabber Mc Stabberface"
"I believe you mean my search" Chris put in.
"…No" Said Josh. "Anyway according to the data we retrieved from the hard drive we believe he has moved on to the mining area, there's more information inside"
Chris snatched the data off of Josh and began nibbling it.
"We'll follow after taking care of business here" Josh continued.
"What business is there to take care of?" Sheva asked. "Everything's been dealt with"
Josh looked shifty eyed. "We…we need to retrieve something from that bird Chris shot down" he lied.
"Oh okay well that won't take too long so you'll be with us within an hour right?" Sheva asked.
"…right" Josh nodded. "Anyway keep your radio handy just in case"
"Oki cokeums" Sheva nodded.
While Chris watched them lonely in the background.
Josh nodded then he and his team left the building.
Chris glowered after him then put the data into his Iphone.
Suddenly a picture came up…of a blonde haired woman Chris stared at it transfixed.
"What is it Chris?" Sheva asked.
"The tits on this woman" Chris said pointing at the picture. "And the picture next to it is…Jill"
Flashback
It was a typically stormy night at the mansion.
Chris and Jill (who was wearing a strange hat for some strange reason) booted open the large oak door.
Wesker was there standing over the body of a dead man.
Chris remembered Wesker using the force to choke Jill then force pushing her into a book case.
He remembered Wesker force choking him.
He remembered Jill hurtling at Wesker and the both of them…flying…twirling into the dark mouth of hell….or it could of just been a long fall…yeah it probably wasn't hell.
He remembered staring out of the window reaching for his fallen partner tears of laughter running down his face (a cat had just fallen outside too and it made him laugh).
End flashback.
"Chris! Pay attention to me!" Sheva whined.
Chris turned to her. "This picture it's…ah forget it, it's nothing"
"Fine I don't care" Sheva said.
And with that they had completed the second chapter…
Hope you liked it :) R&R