Sorry that this is late!
Okay someone brought this up so I have to explain it:
The mokuton can only be used by someone WITH a Y chromosome. It is carried in the X chromosome but is only active in the Y.
Does that clear the issue up of how only Naruto can use mokuton and Tsunade can't?
Can somebody please reply to my contest. Most of the people who have added this story to their favourites haven't written any fanfics so now they can chose one of the options as their first ones. Please!
Okay on with the fic!
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Itatchi Uchiha was known throughout the elemental countries as a man who had killed his entire clan within one night (some rumours even go as far as saying he did it in one hour). He was an ANBU captin at thirteen and praised for his natural abilities, especially with his sharingan.
What he wasn't known as was a lover.
Hardly anyone knew about him and his girlfriend from when he was still a hormonal teenage boy, "destined" to become the head of the Uchiha clan and an amazing ninja, everyone expected him to marry the daughter of one of the head council members of the Uchiha clan.
But no one expected him to fall in LOVE with his current girlfriend (who shall remain nameless to build suspense).
Currently he shared his cabin with her. They remained under the blanket even though both were awake. Savouring eachothers pressence. "You know" she began "It was rude of you to send a shadow clone to me". Itatchi had to admit she was right, but hey, he couldn't just put both of them in danger like that. Itatchi voiced this but added a few compliments to his lover. He was rewarded with a kiss.
Her tongue slipped in to his mouth and she rolled over him. Itatchi was trapped underneath her, pressed against the matress. His bear chest rubbed against her concealed breasts, which he wasted no time in caressing. (Nosebleed moment).
The rocking of the ship didn't even bother them as they remain trapped, their tongues within eachothers consenting mouth. The Uchiha prodigy felt her arm spreed out. She removed the blanket which covered her chest, giving him a good view. Itatchi continued to kiss her until her soft hand grasped his most precsious body part.
She moved away from him upwards slightly, never letting go of his member. "If you ever do something so stupid again..."she paused for dramatic effect "...you will have to rely on your little brother to continue the Uchiha clan". She bent down and licked his neck with her warm tongue. "Do I make myself clear?" she asked in a playful voice.
Itatchi moaned before replying yes.
His lover once again lowered her self on to his body, their mouths meeting in a warm kiss.
(That's as much lemon as you'll get. I might one day write a lemon about these two. Might be in the sequal?)
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Iruka stared down the Yukikage with venomous eyes. If looks could kill Zabuza would be nothing more than particles floating off in to the winds.
"So how are you...my cute lil' nephew?" Zabuza asked the scarred "Chunin". Iruka's nostrils flared up dangerously. He unleashed a wave of killing intent like none before. "I am not related to you" Iruka demanded with hate and detest dripping out of his words like poison from Anko's snakes.
"Ohhhh, somebody's cranky" Zabuza joked. "Not getting enough action these days Dolphi?" he asked "Being an acadmey teacher does that to people. But hey you..."
"I get plenty of field time bastard" Iruka yelled at his uncle. Zabuza gave a short but humiliting laugh at his nephew. "I was talking about sex. Academy teachers don't get much of it. I've been hearing some strange rumours about you dear nephew" Zabuz taunted.
Iruka was up in arms at the mention of the rumours.
"What sort of rumours?" he asked.
"Well" Zabuza's eyes narrowed playfully. "I've been hearing you've been doing the dirty with some one". Iruka immediatly shot back at him.
"Of course I have. I have a fiance now and she is..."
"She?" Zabuza asked genuinly shocked. "I heard you were dating Kakashi Hatake?" he said bewildered. "That's what some of my poker buddies from Konoha say".
Iruka's faced flushed red as Tsunade looked at Iruka with wide eyes before bursting out in to a fit of laughter. "you-you (gasp) and Ka(gasp)kashi? (gasp) oh that is rich that is really rich! ha ha".
"I WAS ONLY SIXTEEN THEN AND I WAS DRUNK! DON'T BLAME ME FOR ANKO'S IDEA FOR A THREESOME! I MOSTLY DID IT WITH HER THAT NIGHT! I BARELY TOUCHED THAT DAMN PERVERT!".
As soon as the words were out of his mouth her clamped his hands over his mouth. His face turned the shade of red that was usually reserved fro strawberries (it was to dark to resemble a tomato). Tsunade, Zabuza and Yukie stiffled their laughter. In all fairness they did manage to hold it in for three seconds.
Before resembling the audience of a comedy act.
"But-" Iruka tried to input "I didn't mean anything by it! Damn it" The scarred ninja growled dangerously. "Stop laughing!" he ordered.
When non of them did Iruka gathered his chakra and pulled his index fingers and middle fingers together clasping the other fingers in to eachother. He brought his hands to his chest before activating his jutsu.
"NINPO: DEMON-SATAN HEAD JUTSU" he exclaimed. His head sweld up to resemble a disembodied head squased on to a pike. "SHUT UP!!" his voice rang out all over the village. Heads turned, the konoha kids looked over to the room, and Naruto fell out of a tree in the training area. "Motherf-"
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Haku stared at Isaribi's semi-nude form. All she wore was bikini top and a swimming skirt. Her bandages removed and her green skin revealed. He felt a sharp pain between his legs when he saw her green scaled skin. The fish gril blushed uncontrolably at her "Friend". He seemed to be intoxicated by her green bits, something that made her hate herself sometimes.
"You're beautiful" Haku told her stading up in a pair of swimming trunks.
The pair were in the private underground swimming pool of the Yukikage, which stayed under the Yukikage tower. It was the place where Haku practised his water jutsu's and Isaribi soaked so she could use her gills.
"Haku..." Isaribi began before Haku knelt down and brought their lips together. Isaribi's mind exploaded with emotions she had never felt before.
"OH MY GOD!" a famillier voice rang out in the pool area.
Haku and Isaribi turned to see Ranmaru staring with mouth agape at Haku.
"YOU'RE A GUY?" he asked refering to Haku's chest. A large four pack lay above the hem of his trunks. His pecks seemed to be something out of a shojo manga. Isaribi took notice of Haku's upper body and blushed.
"Why is there blood in the pool?" Ranmaru asked.
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Everyone favourite ninja (EVIL EYES! HE IS OUR FAVOURITE) was going through a list of greetings.
"Hi?"
"Hey Iruka sensei"
"Hello Hokage-sama, Umino-san?"
"Hey Oba-chan! Onisan?"
"Long time no see?"
"Hey Granny?"
"Pleasure to meet you Hokage-sama?"
"Nice to see you again"
"I don't bare any grudges?"
"Anyone up for ramen??"
"Name's Naruto?"
"Why do introductions have to be so hard?" Naruto asked the pole he had been imagining as his sensei and grandmother. "What do you think?" he asked the pole. The pole remained silent as a...well as a pole. "Ya know you are crap at giving advice" Naruto stated.
"Look at me! I'm talking to a pole!"
"Naruto?" someone asked from behind. The blonde haired ninja turned around to meet someone who scared the living daylight out of him. The grand-son of the sandaime Hokage. Konohamaru Sarutobi. Suposide re-incarnation of the devil (Naruto bet this was true).
A look of pure horror crossed his face as he finally realised Konohamaru was here.
"NARUTO-NII-SAN! PREPARE YOURSELF NUKE-NIN!"
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The commotion did not go unnoticed by the occupents within the room.
"Was that Konohamaru?" Iruka inquired.
Moments later a commotion was heared outside.
A thump.
A curse.
The rattle of chains.
And a triumphant gloat.
Followed by the promise of a castration.
The door suddenly were shoved open revealing Konohamaru standing with Uzumaki Naruto in chains.
"Hey Iruka sensei, Zabuza-tous san, Yukie-nee-chan. Grandmother?" Naruto spoke up.
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Mostly a crack chapter but you get the idea of it.
I've read a couple of fanfics which imply a one night stand between Iruka and Kakashi and i thought "what the hell". I hope no one takes offense.
I haven't chosen Naruto's dream girl yet but she will be decided soon.
Temari/Shikamaru
Gaara/Hinata
Konohamaru/Hanabi
Zabuza/Yukie
Raiga/Yugito
Haku/Isaribi
Itatchi/(will be revealed soon)
Ayame/ coming up soon
Sasuke/?
Sakura/(Reverse harem with Akatsuki guys).
Anko/Iruka
Please review
Chapter 14 will be up next thursday.