We ran to where Joshua was. It turned out that Joshua wasn't there. Instead, the fat guy who mulled Cedric was. Fuse was there crying tears of blood. Despacito was torturing him. Vampire and I ran in front of Despacito.
"Rid my sight, you despicable preps!" he shouted at us as we started shooting him with the gun. Then, he suddenly looked at my and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. "?" he said. (In this story he is sixteen years old, so he's not a pedophile, OK?)
"Huh?" I asked.
"Jones, I love you! Will you have sex with me?" asked Despacito.
I started laughing crudely. "What the fuck? You torture my boyfriend and then you expect me to fuck you? God, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard," I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood poured out of it like a fountain.
"No!" he screamed. He started running around. Then he fell down and died. I burst into tears.
"Despacito, what art thou doing?" called Joshua. He started walking towards us! We could hear his high heels clacking. So we got on our broomsticks and flew to Toon HQ, where we went to my room. Vampire left. Then I started crying.
"What's wrong honey?" asked Fuse, taking off his clothes so we could screw. He had a sex-pack (Get it? Because he's so sexy) and a really huge you-know-what and everything.
"It's so unfair!" I yelled. "Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all the other boys and preps here? Except for Maruu, because she's not ugly or anything."
"Why would you want to be ugly? I don't like the preps anyway. They are such fucking sluts," answered Fuse.
"Yeah, but everyone is in love with me! Sally and Danky took a video of me naked. Eli says he's in love with me. Vampire likes me, and now even Despacito is in love with me!
I just want to be with you, Fuse! Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful?"
I shouted angrily. (Don't worry, Jones isn't a snob or anything. A lot of people have told him that he's pretty.)
"I'm good at too many things! Why can't I just be normal? It's a fucking curse!" I shoured. Then I ran away.