AN: as the title indicates, this is the season finale
P.S: since this is a season finale, and I currently have more questions in supply than I know what to do with, this chapter will have 10 questions in it, we'll see if that catches on
Mitch parks his monster truck in his reserved parking spot outside of the studio
Mitch: hey writer guy, a monster truck; really?, I'd like to think I'm a little more subtle than that
A really normal looking car took its place (AN: I don't know cars okay!)
Mitch: not THAT subtle
A Lamborghini was the next vehicle to appear in his spot
Mitch: it's still missing something
A ray gun emerges from the back of the car and shoots a pigeon out of the sky
Mitch: perfect!
Mitch proceeds into the building, exchanging pleasantries with other people in his way, he got into the elevator
Mitch: I know they moved the show to a new floor, but which one?
He tried the 2nd floor, but what he saw was certainly not his room, he saw a man raising a large knife above a man who lay naked on a table, with only dozens of layers of shrink wrap covering him, the murder looked at Mitch
Dexter: it's time for you to go away
Mitch: yes it is
Mitch pressed the button to go to the third floor, on the other side of the elevator door, he finds an upscale San Francisco apartment with many framed pictures of spoons, inhabiting the apartment was a disfigured man with long black hair
Mitch: oh no this isn't the ask them anything room, this is the room
Johnny: oh hai Mark!
Mitch: my name's not Mark
Johnny: you are tearing me apart Lisa!
Mitch presses the fourth floor button, hoping to get away from that abomination as soon as possible
On the fourth floor; he finally found himself in the right room
Mitch: you people would not believe the morning I've had. Derpano asks Ellie, did you ever think about what made you so immune to the cordyceps infection?
Ellie: I try not to think about it
Mitch: I think your mom got bitten or something, can you verify this Marlene?
Marlene: Anna wouldn't have gotten bit, next question
Mitch: okay, someone's bossy today. Cass87 asks Joel and Tommy, What was your relationship with your mom and dad like?
Joel: our mother was a saint, wasn't angry when I would come back from a party drunk at 4 in the morning, wasn't mad when I became a father at 17, and put up with our dad for all those years, we were close to her
Tommy: yeah; our dad was a disgrace, he drank like a fish and missed everything from peewee football to his own granddaughter, we weren't so close to him
Mitch: Chameleon820 asks Ellie and Riley, what would you have done had you not been bitten
Riley: I wasn't thinking far ahead, but I think if it were up to me, we would've left Boston and went somewhere, maybe New York
Ellie: I wasn't really thinking either, but that sounds like as good a plan as any
Mitch: you threw your firefly pendant on the ground didn't you, Riley?, if that means what I think it means, you deserted the fireflies, they may not take too kindly to that
Marlene: don't you think we'd have better things to do than hunt down some teenagers
Mitch: true. A guest has a question for Joel, do you ever sing to Ellie since she saved your life?
Joel: well I sang to her once; so I consider that debt repaid
Mitch: can you sing for us right now?
Joel: you wish
Mitch: Imaan has asked me to tell Ellie that in another fanfiction, Ellie gets a boyfriend named Rylan, she is open to him when they meet because his name sounds like Riley and when she is eighteen she becomes pregnant but does not tell anyone and takes a huge journey from Jackson to Vegas and Imaan wants to hear what Ellie has to says
Ellie: well honestly I think it's a little far-fetched that I or anyone else for that matter, would be more open with someone just because of a name, I can't really judge the story because I haven't read it though, is it any good?
Mitch: I haven't read it so I don't know. Wolfblood109 questions Ellie, where did you get your shirt
Ellie: I got it from the boarding school, it was another girl's and I liked it, so I won it off her in a game of cards
Mitch: the best thing I ever won in a card game was my freedom. Cass87 asks Joel, Did you ever tell Ellie the truth about the Fireflies?
Ellie: what are you talking about?
Joel: beard stuff
Ellie: bullshit Joel!
Joel: I'll tell ya later
Mitch: from CT230R to Ellie, What's the story behind you breaking Riley's camera?
Ellie: I tried to take a picture of the sunrise from the roof of the boarding school and I dropped it, my bad
Riley: that was a dick move
Ellie: it was an Accident, and the the view was too good to pass up
Mitch: From SorceriesOfOld, Bill, do you feel like something's missing? A comic, a magazine, or a tape perhaps?
Bill: I'm leaving
Bill leaves
Mitch: TimeAndLife asks Joel, why is it that your backpack can only hold a limited amount of stuff?
Joel: because my backpack, just like every other; has a limited amount of space
Mitch: I think we should have some bonding time before season 2, we should go watch a movie or something, and I know you'll all have differing opinions on what would be a good movie to watch, so I've chosen something to cover all the bases
Mitch shows everyone a very ugly DVD
Tess: the hell is that?
Mitch: it's the room, the movie we are all about to watch as a group, trust me it's great
Mitch leaves the room and the others begin to follow
Riley: 50 bucks says it's the worst movie ever made
Ellie laughs
Ellie: it can't be that bad, can it?
AN: yes it can Ellie, yes it can.