MADARA POV (UCHIHA HOUSEHOLD)

It had been a few weeks and Asagi was very much cooperating with the leaf, or at least with me. When Hashirama tried asking him questions Asagi just stared at him like he was the biggest idiot in this world. Though I would to if Hashirama decided to play cop, walking around me and screaming in my ear "SPILL THE BEANS" for an hour straight. Lucky for Asagi and the rest of Konoha, I convinced Hashirama that there was nothing left to do but keep watch at all times. Now I'm just in my kitchen cooking dinner while Izuna was in the shower. I had given strict orders that no one was to disturb us today. I wore the common Uchiha robe and still had the wrapping on my chest, though not as much as I usually do, just in case something came up. I washed my hands and left to set up the table for Izuna and I. Just as I finished, there was a knock on my door. I felt a twitch of annoyance as I got up to answer it and send whoever was there off. What met me at the door caught me for surprise….

"Hey buddy!" Hashirama greeted at the door. Tobirama was with him and a scowl etching his face.

I stared at the brothers who were dressed casually standing in my door. I slowly started to close the door until Hashirama stuck his foot to stop it from closing.

"Madara! We're here to spend night with you guys!" Hashirama said with a grin. "We even brought a gift, fish!" I looked at the ridiculous basket filled with fish and a red bow to top it off. Though I was grateful he got some fish because than I could make inarizushi later on. "Look, Izuna and I were planning on spending the night alone. With no guests. So we'll just take the fish, you guys can keep the basket, and we'll all just go our own ways…" I said to the brothers.

"Nonsense Madara! Take the basket to!" Hashirama said as he pushed the basket to me, walking into my house. Tobirama scoffed, his arms crossed. "Typical, you give an Uchiha a stupid looking basket and all they want is what's in the inside." I glared at the younger Senju. "I don't want stupid looking things in my house." Tobirama gave a dry chuckle as he walked into my house as well. "That's funny….considering Izuna lives here." I glared at the back of his head but didn't bother attacking him with insults, knowing full well Izuna will take care of it. "We're you guys going to have dinner?" Hashirama asked. I nodded my head. "Yes,…but we were so rudely interrupted."

Hashirama took offence, judging by his pout. Great…..the Hokage and also my best friend was pouting. I let out a sigh and prayed he didn't act like that in front of the other Kages. That would be embarrassing for all of Konoha.

"Come on Madara! Show some hospitality!" He said, and just then a new voice broke in. "Why don't you show yourself out the door." We turned to Izuna who was dressed in a regular Uchiha shirt and pants, hair still wet from her shower, and annoyance written all over her face. Luckily she must have heard other voices since she took the time to disguise herself.

"Izuna….I brought fish." Hashirama awkwardly laughed.

I knew Hashirama wasn't too fond of Izuna. Its not the he hated my little sister…it's just that she hated him. There have been times where I left them alone for a while only to come back and find that they had put a pretty big considerable distance between themselves. Izuna was one of those people who preferred to keep in silence and hated it when someone would try to strike up a conversation with her. So you could understand why she would hate Hashirama.

"Hn…and what makes you think I like fish?" She questioned as she walked to stand by me. Hashirama was quick to panic. "I-I didn't know what you liked! I asked Tobirama and he said you'd like a flying broom stick…." Izuna just scoffed and turned to glare at Tobirama. "Maybe I would."

Izuna usually does this when we have unwanted guests. She would make them feel as uncomfortable as she can, much like she was doing to Hashirama, in hopes that they would get the hint and leave. Sadly, it didn't work, instead he just quickly walked to the table.

"Lucky us we didn't have dinner yet." He laughed. "I hope you guys don't mind if we stay over…"

I walked into the kitchen to get more plates for the unexpected guests, since they don't know where everything is and id hate to have to kill them for screwing up my glass. "Why do you guys want to spend a night here?" I asked walking towards them. All three of them were seated at the table. "We just wanted to have a guys night. You know, just us friends." Hashirama said. "No. Our power and water have been cut off in our neighborhood for a while so we came here." Tobirama was quick and blunt to disagree with his brother. I looked over to Hashirama who gave a crooked smile. I rolled my eyes at him and sat myself down at the table. Oh well, its not like we have anything girl like lying around out in the open, and its only for one night.

~DINNER TIME~

"It was mine!"

"I own everything in this house!"

"You're like the only one who calls him by his name!"

I felt completely agitated. Hashirama was try to talk to me about Asagi and he was forced to yell over Izuna and Tobirama. These two were currently acting like little kids and it was bugging me. I was use to their fighting but we were at the table and now Hashirama had to scream in my ear to continue the conversation we were having.

Both Izuna and Tobirama were arguing because my dear little sister decided whats on his plate was hers.

Now I know Izuna provoked the fight by stealing his food, but Tobirama didn't have to retaliate by stealing from hers. They were acting more immature than usual.

"Why don't you point your chopsticks to something you really need, like the lettuce!" He growled at her. Izuna, clearly offended in my eyes shot back a remark. "How about I point them down your throat so you could choke!" No woman wants to be implied she's fat. Weather she's faking her gender or not.

Having enough of their petty argument, I slammed my hands to the table. I, myself, felt the angry aura I let loose. "Shut. Up. And enjoy the dinner in silence." I hissed at the two younger ones at the table. They looked taken back, but not afraid. They slowly sat back and continued eating like nothing happened.

"Anyway," Hashirama began. "You and the prisoner are friends now, right? He only talks to you and not in a snarky way either."

"We are not friends, we merely are able to relate. That's all there was. And besides, he dosent like talking to idiots, and im not an idiot." I told him. "Now…What happened when you told the other Kages about Asagi?" I asked.

"Oh! It was crazy! And did you know the Kazekage was a freak?"

~LATER THAT NIGHT~

"Where are we supposed to sleep?"

"Outside." Izuna told Tobirama.

"You guys will just have to sleep on the couch or floor because I'm not sharing my room with neither of you." I stated.

"I sure as hell won't either." Izuna agreed.

"Oh well can I use the restroom?" Hashirama asked. I nodded my head. "Its right next to my room, second door at the end."

When Hashirama left I turned to the younger siblings. "Izuna, take Tobirama with you and get some pillows and blankets."

"Okay, since I love you so much, I'll try my hardest to pretend their isn't a giant wet dog following me around." Izuna said.

Tobirama just scoffed. "You call me the wet dog, but who's the one with the damp hair?" I could practically hear the smirk he has on.

I left to go into my room and just than Hashirama walked in. "Hey Madara, what are these for?"

Turning my head and what I saw was the most embarrassing, most heart stopping thing to happen to me in a long time….

Hashiama holding a pad.

"They're so soft~" he purred rubbing it against his face. I didn't know if it was funny or horrifying, but I know my heart skipped a beat. "What is this for, Madara?" Trying to get rid of my sudden shock, I began to stutter my excuse. "Uh, its, i-its, for….you know….feet?" it was more of a question but you couldn't blame me. I just hope he buys this stupid lie….

"Oh, I understand!" Yeah, he bought. Luck was on my side and so was Hashirama's stupidity.

I quickly snatched it from his grasp and walked towards my bathroom. "Stay out of my stuff, Hashirama. Or I will put my scythe through your chest."

IZUNA POV

"So who's going to sleep on the floor?" I asked the unwanted presence behind me, tossing our extra blankets to him.

"Obviously is going to be Hashirama." He bluntly said.

"Hn…bossing around your elder sibling…I could respect that." I said throwing another blanket at him.

"All it really takes is a few sharp words and an older sibling as easy going as Hashirama." Tobirama replied back. I gave a dry chuckle. "Madara isn't so easy going. Ordering him around is like trying to order a lion around. He'll do as he pleases when he pleases."

"At least you don't have to lie to people by telling them that you are not related to the guy mopping around in his sudden depression." He said.

"Heh, true. Id hate to have to explain everything that's wrong with my brother." I said to him.

"Hey, better explaining my brothers problem than yours." Tobirama said blankly. I paused for a moment. Was he trying to pick a fight with me? I turned to face him, pillows in each of my hands. "You do realize that my older brother is far more normal than you older brother. Right?" I asked him. My eyes slowly squinting at him. Tobirama gave me the same look. "Never thought id hear someone call Madara normal…since he is the clan leader of the Uchiha clan." Tobirama said back. Here we go. That ape was about to talk smack about the Uchiha clan. We have been at a truce for almost a year now and we have not done a thing to make them question out loyalty to this village. Tobirama either had some serious trust issues, or was just paranoid.

"Being an Uchiha is an honor." I stated it like the facts it was. "Nothing is better than being of Uchiha blood."

"Heres one, Senju blood." Tobirama shot back. I glared at him and he glared as well.

"Oh yes, the blood filled with trees and flowers. Isnt that just a grand bloodline?" I sarcastically said. "You know you throw insults about how the Senjus are related to flowers, but its you who smells like them." He said back at me.

"It's called soap, and it beats smelling like sweat and dirt." I growled at him. Just then, Hashirama decided to show up.

"I find it kind of sad that whenever I'm with you guys, you always fight with each other…" Hashirama said in his random fit of depression. Geez, the guy really knew how to annoy me. He was the Hokage of Konoha, the village that is the home of the Uchiha clan and other strong clans. How embarrassing is it that this guy over here, mopping on my floor, was the leader of one of the 5 great villages? I still think Madara should have been made Hokage…

"Get up Hashirama! Why do you feel the need to embarrass yourself in front of people?" Tobirama yelled at his older brother.

"Im sorry Tobirama, but it just hurts to see two friends fight…" He said.

"How many times do I have to tell you, I am not friends with him." I told him. Tobirama nodded his head in agreement. "We just work together too often for my liking." He added. I agreed with him though, we were constantly assigned missions that consisted of us meeting.

"Get up Hashirama and go fix your makeshift bed on the floor." Tobirama said walking away, having had enough of this conversation. I to had enough and began my walk to my oom. Ignoring the grown man who was cying on my floor.

OUTSIDE KONOHA

NO ONE'S POV

"It is almost time…. They won't even know what hit them" Said a tall man with dark red hair. He along with a good number of his clansmen stared from a distance at Konoha. "The main part of our mission begins…"

YES! Belive it or not, this took a while to wright but i got it done for you guys! oh and what hashirama did with pad actually based on a true story. When my parents wear dating, he had no idea what the hell they wear and proceeded doing what Hashirama over there did XD And my mom acually told him it was meant for feet! MY FATHER WILL NEVE BE ABLE TO LIVE THAT DOWN!