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Tiarra's POV

I gotta think of something quick. Team 8 was staring at me. Quick Tiarra, quick!

"I-I'm lost.." I managed to say. I gotta add something for affect. So of course, I started to cry. It seemed to be working too.

"H-Hey don't cry! Shino what the hell do I do, man?!" Kiba cried out. I was laughing on the inside. Kiba looked so freaking adorable freaking out like this.

"I have no where else to go!" I cried out. I even dropped to my knees for dramatic effect. "Please...help me." I pleaded. Shino looked hesitant, but Kiba reached out a hand towards me. I smiled through my tears and grabbed his hand. "Thank you." I said quietly. Hinata smiled and Akamaru barked.

"May I ask what your names are?" I asked as we started walking.

"Im Kiba." He said with a wide grin. I had to smile, he was just so cute! He then pointed over towards Hinata and Shino. "This is Hinata and that's Shino. This little guy here is Akamaru!" Akamaru barked.

"May we ask your name?" Shino asked.

"M-My name is Tiarra." Oh god, acting this innocent is surprisingly easy for me. I just have to be sure not to curse aloud in front of them.

"Tiarra!" I heard a whisper/yell. Fuck no no no no! I know it's Lydia. She's going to blow my cover! Why isn't she with the guys?!

"Tia- oh! I found...you?" Lydia started to say, but then paused a little when seeing who I was with. Jesus mother fluffin christ on a pogo stick! Of all times... Okay, think this through carefully- screw it. I'm just going to play innocent again. I started to cry again.

"Lydia!" I cried while giving her a big hug. "I'm so happy to see you! I was lost a-and I didn't know where I was! I was so scared! T-These people helped me." Lydia seemed to catch on. Of course she would. I wouldn't normally cry if I got lost from her. If anything it's a relief to be away from Sasori.

Lydia, putting on her innocent act, started crying too. "I thought I lost you forever! We have no food or home to go too. We are all we have." I almost started crying for real. She is just so good at setting this up. Now we just have to wait for the others to take the bait. 3. 2. 1. Now.

"Hey... um you guys can still come with us into town. Since you don't have a place to stay and all.." Kiba said, while rubbing the back of his neck. Bingo. He took the bait.

"R-really? Oh thank you!" I cried out while running and giving him a hug. His face turned a little pink. I will never get over how cute he is.

We started walking and I seen the gate just up ahead. Kiba stopped us.

"Okay, we are going to have to sneak past the guards."

"Huh? Why?" Lydia asked.

"We weren't given a mission that required us to leave the village. We snuck out in order to find Akamaru." Shino said, pushing up his glasses. I smiled on the inside and played up my innocent act some more. I grabbed onto Kiba's arm.

"W-What happens if we get caught? I'm scared..." Out of the corner of my eye, I seen Lydia was trying not to laugh. Oh god, if she laughs I'm going to laugh. I need to keep up this act.

Kiba started blushing again and tried to comfort me. "We won't get caught. We're going to be fine, okay?" I nodded and kept ahold of his arm. I watched as Shino released a couple bugs and they went towards Izumo and Kotetsu. I couldn't hear them from here, but I watched them swat at the bugs. When they were so involved in trying to kill the bugs, Shino gave us the signal and we snuck in.

The only thing I could think while running was don't trip, don't trip. Luckily, I didn't. We kept running and didn't stop until we reached Ichiraku Ramen. Then smell was enticing, and I wanted to try some ramen. Oh god, I just realized I'm starving. I was going to think of something to say, but Lydia spoke before I had the chance.

"C-Could we by any chance get away from this place? I'm really hungry and this smell is making me even hungrier...and I..I.." She started sniffling and I seen where she was going with this so I took over.

"We don't have any money.." I said, looking down. Kiba scratched his head and I was expecting him to say something, but Hinata spoke up instead. "W-We don't have much either, b-but we could all g-go to my house and eat..?" She said, blushing. She is so adorable, I swear.

Lydia looked up and smiled big. "Do you mean it?"

Hinata nodded her head and Lydia and I smiled at each other. We started following Team 8 all the way to Hinata's residence.

Lydia's POV

When we reached her house, my mouth was wide open. It was huge! I stepped into the house and took my shoes off along with everyone else and followed everyone into a room. They even had a Kotatsu!

"Woah, this thing is so cool!" I said, without thinking. Shino spoke up.

"You've never seen one before?" Tiarra shook her head before I could speak.

"We haven't really had an actual home before. It's just been us for as long as I can remember. Forgive us, for not knowing." Tiarra said, bowing her head in forgiveness. I decided to join her. We were really playing this off good. Kiba looked embarrassed and told us to stop bowing, so we did. Everyone sat down, but me.

"Umm, excuse me. Where's the restroom?" I asked. Hinata told me where to go and I left the room. Thank god, too. I was tired of smiling. How the hell are we going to find Sasori and Deidara?! We still have to get some stupid scroll from this town. Crap, Kakuzu is going to kill us if we screw up this mission. In the midst of all my thinking, I bumped into something.

"Son of a motherfluffer, what in the name of llamas?!" I said, looking up. I seen a boy, probably a year younger than me.

"Who are you?" He looked down at me in disgust. This little fluffer.

"No that's okay, don't help me up." I said, glaring. I wasn't even going to try to be nice to this bitchacho. I have to admit though, he's pretty hot. I stood up by myself, and dusted myself off.

"I'm not going to say this again, who are you?" He demanded. I giggled.

"You did say it again." He then grabbed me by my shirt collar and held me up. This kid was about 3 inches shorter than me, but he lifted me a good inch off of the ground.

"Why the hell are you here?" He asked, while glaring. I glared back. This motherfluffer isn't getting a word out of me, now.

"Fine then." He said, and dropped me. I stumbled a bit, but quickly regained my balance. The boy nudged passed me and walked away. Smh, people these days. I shrugged the incident off, and went to the restroom.

Tiarra's POV

Where the hell is Lydia?! This is getting to be hard. I thought acting innocent would be easy, but it's hard as hell. I need to do something stupid. I'm actually getting the urge to do something stupid. If she doesn't come back soon, I may do just that.

I couldn't even join their conversation because they were talking about random things. Kiba kept bring up how much of a dork Naruto was, and how much of a show off Sasuke was. Hinata looked as if she wanted to defend Naruto, but didn't. Just then, the door opened and someone walked through.

"Neji Nii-san." Hinata said, standing up. Neji seemed distant from her. Oh, this is probably before the chunin exams. Of course.

"I just came to say there is a strange girl in -" He stopped when he saw me. I smiled slightly and waved.

"Hello. I-I'm Tiarra, sorry for intruding." I said, standing up also. He blew me off.

"If you were sorry, you wouldn't have intruded in the first place." With that, he shut the door.

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This little ass waffle. He's lucky he's so hot. I really wanted to tell him off, but I still had to keep up this innocent act.

I slowly sat down and my eyes started watering. Kiba started freaking out.

"No no don't cry! Aww jeez, don't listen to him. We're happy to have you here, right guys?" He said, looking to the others for help. Hinata nodded and smiled, Akamaru barked, and Shino nodded slightly, while pushing up his glasses. I smiled and hugged Kiba.

"Thank you. So much."

It wasn't a long hug, but it was long enough to make him turn red.

"D-don't mention it."

There was a bit of an awkward silence until I brought up the hokage.

"This is Konoha, right? I heard you guys had a Hokage?" Jesus on a fucking pogo stick, where the hell is Lydia.

Shino started talking about the hokage and when he stopped, I stood up. This is my cue.

"Yes! I should go talk to this hokage person! Thanks you guys, for everything. Please, tell Lydia to find me when she comes back! See you later, hopefully!" I yelled, as I slipped on my shoes and ran out the door. I kept running for about 4 minutes straight. I stopped, and fell to the ground and caught my breath.

I then started to roll around on the ground, shouting out random things.

"Taco bell! Mother Mary flying a jet! Polar bear! Holy muffins!" Once I had finally got my fill of weirdness in, I stood up only to find some random people staring at me. I looked one person dead in the eye and did a hip thrust. She shook her head and started whispering to her friend. I felt so much better. I started walking away, and walked down an alley way along a fence when I heard something.

"That hurt, little punk." A guy's voice.

"Stop that. You'll get yelled at later!" And a girl, too?

"I'm sorry, I was fooling around.." Now I know that voice. That's Sakura for sure. I started running for the scene. Sure enough when I turned the corner, I saw it. Kankuro was holding Konohamaru up by his shirt. Temari was next to Kankuro. Naruto and Konohamaru's team were beside Sakura.

"Let's play with them before the strict one comes around." Kankuro said. Konohamaru was squirming and kicking.

"You jerk-" Naruto started, but I yelled too.

"Let go of him!" Everyone turned to look at me, and Naruto ran straight for Kankuro.

Kankuro smirked and used his hand, weaving hand signals, tripping Naruto.

"W-What was that?!" Naruto said, aloud. I ran up towards the rest of them. I wanted to help, but I was as useless as Sakura. Running in and getting myself hurt would solve nothing. So me, being the dumbass that I am started yelling at Kankuro.

"Hey, Douche-dick!" Probably not the best choice of words around kids, but whatever. "Pick on someone your own size."

"You're ticking me off." He retorted back. And you know me, I just wouldn't keep my mouth shut.

"Oh yeah? Well you're pissing me off! Do you get joy in picking fights with little kids, knowing they can't fight back? You're a coward." Now by this point, I knew I was making him mad. I didn't stop though.

"You know, I don't like runts. On top of that you're a smart alec for some one a lot shorter than me. It makes me want to break him."

Oh shit. Fuck. Shit Fuck what the fuck did I just do! God damnit, why can't you keep your mouth shut Tiarra?

Temari just sighed. "It's not on me."

I glared at Kankuro. I so wanna fight him, but I can't do anything. Kankuro pulled back his fist and went to punch Konohamaru. Naruto and I started running for Kankuro, when Konohamaru fell to the ground and Kankuro held his hand.

A rock had hit his hand. God damnit, I know who that is.

"What do you think you're doing in someone else's village." I rolled my eyes. Sakura started fangirling and screamed "Sasuke-kun!"

I couldn't control my impulse so I smacked her in the back of the head. Whoops.

She glared at me, but returned her attention back to Sasuke, with hearts in her eyes. Temari was blushing as she looked at Sasuke, and Naruto and I just stared at him. Well, I can't say I didn't know this was coming.

Kankuro sneered. "Another little punk to piss me off."

Sasuke crushed the rock in his hands. "Get lost."

"Oooh, you can crush a rock. Whoopdy damn do, good for you." I mumbled. Naruto heard me and started laughing, and Sakura punched my arm.

"Oh hell no girl! You don't know me like that!" I yelled. I kinda broke the mood of the whole scene. Ha, whoops.

Kankuro unraveled Crow a bit. He was getting angry.

"Kankuro. Stop that." I heard from the trees.

I couldn't stop myself. I started screaming. "Oh my god, Oh my GOD! Oh.. MY GOD! You're so cute! You're just like a cute panda!" I said, looking at Gaara, and squeeling. Temari looked horrified over at me, then Gaara. Gaara just glared and turned his attention back towards Kankuro.

"You're an embarrassment to our village." He continued.

"G-Gaara. They lashed out first. Especially that girl." He said, pointing to me.

"Pfft, bitch." I mumbled. Gaara glanced at me. I had a cold chill. This is awesome. Where the hell is Lydia when you need her. This is like the best moment ever!

"Tiarra!" Woah, that was cool. Telepathy powers are awesome.

"Yo Lydia! Over here! Stuff is about to go down!" I yelled, completely ruining the mood. Lydia turned the corner of the alley and stopped in her tracks. She just stared at Sasuke. Then she moved her stare to Gaara. Then back to Sasuke. She kept going back and forth. Then she hesitantly took a step forward. Then again. Her steps picked up pace and she was running full speed towards the tree and she ran up it. Since Gaara was upside down, and had a menacing aura, I figure that's why she chose to tackle Sasuke out of the tree. I watched as both of them hit the ground. I giggled as Sakura was growing angry and Sasuke was trying to get Lydia off of him.

"Shutup. I'll kill you." Gaara said to Kankuro, then turned his glare to me. As if what he said was meant for me too. I gave him an innocent "I didn't do anything wrong" look and smiled.

He then looked towards Sasuke on the ground. "Sorry about that." He said to him.

Gaara then used his sand to teleport him right beside Kankuro. Lydia stood up, finally seeing her chance to hug Gaara and ran full speed. I started running too and caught Lydia just before the act. Well, I tripped her.

"Haha, sorry about my friend Gaara. She just really wants to hug you. You know, because you're cute and everything. Don't worry though, bro. I got her." Lydia was on the ground holding her knee. I started giggling. She'll thank me later. She would have died if she gave Gaara that hug.

"Let's go." Gaara said, simply and they started walking. Sakura stopped them and started talking pointlessly. I knew this was heading to the talk of the Chunin exams so I tuned them out ad dragged Lydia over towards Naruto and the kids.

"You could have just helped me up." Lydia said, glaring.

I answered with a smile. "I know."

I tuned in at, " Hey, you there. What's your name." Temari thought Sasuke was talking about her, which made me laugh. Then Gaara, of course, stated his name. He asked for Sasuke's and obviously Sasuke gave his name. There was a silence as the wind blew. I didn't like it.

"I'm Tiarra."

"I'm Lydia."

"Hey, hey! What about me!" Naruto yelled.

"Not interested." Gaara simply stated. I giggled and Lydia yelled, "Remember my name booboo!" And I laughed some more. Oh, gosh we need to find Sasori and Deidara.

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But we can hang out here a little longer.

*A/N: Hey guys...I'm very very very sorry I haven't written in a while.. A family member very close to me passed away this august and it hit me hard. I just wasn't ever in the mood to write, but now I know writing makes me feel happy. I hope you all forgive my absence. I won't take a break that long again. I love you all, and thank you for sticking by me. I hope this chapter makes you laugh, or at least smile. Please follow this story and PLEASE review. I love seeing supportive responses and hearing ideas. Again, I love you guys so much! xoxo

(Some of the dialogue in this story, the Gaara scene, I do not own. Some of it was taken from the show. I do not own it.)