INTERVIEW WITH WORLD CUP!

Me: "And now… present lady Chile!"

Chile: "Thank you very much."

…Chile was a nice woman, but strong and not fear anything. I love it…

Me: "My lady!"

Chile: "I'm pleasure to meet you. If I were you, I would not be afraid about Ivory Coast or Algeria. But you love Ivory Coast, right?"

Me: "I love him! He's wonderful… but he must stop destroying by his elephant army again."

Chile: "I knew. But Ivory Coast was just too happy."

Me: "Chile… I know, I know."

Chile: "Thank you."

Me: "By a way… I will take a look on your qualifying results."

…I watched my computer. Her results was very impressive… by somehow…

Me: "Nice qualifying, Chile."

Chile: "I know. But my results is so little."

Me: "You're not arrogant. Cool. I'll be friend with you, Madame Chile."

Chile: "Thank you…"

…Chile blushed. I didn't want to notice. Turning out, I came to notice about her results. But I did forget that… even she was a madame, but if I were you guys, you would be shocked…

Me: "Well, what did you want to show me?"

Chile: "Well… I see Ivory Coast used the army of elephant, and England used his folk song, so I, as a woman, will have my different style."

…like I said, she jumped into the table, and began… sexual… AAAHHHHHHH…

Chile: "Here…"

…AAAAAHHHHHHH… we had a hot girl…

England: "Hey lady!"

France: "Wow wow wow…"

Russia: "Lady and gentleman, this is Chile!"

South Korea: "Take a look, boys!"

Prussia: "WOW!"

Chile: "This is my story:

I began in South America

Then I arrived to Buenos Aires

I was beaten 1-4

But… I won't scare.

Then I came back in Santiago,

I met Peru, and taught him 4-2

But I lost in Montevideo

A shame loss, 0-4.

But I'm Chile, and I'm not afraid

I came to my home,

In here, I met Paraguay

And I beat him 2-0.

And in La Paz, Bolivia

I beat Bolivar 2-0

Then, I faced Venezuela

And I defeated him 2-0.

In Matchday 8, I'm stronger

I arrived to Quito.

But I was too subjective

So I lost 3-1.

But I had faced bad luck

When I met Argentina

I lost 1-2 in Santiago

And I should make a reform

But again, in Peru

I lost him 0-1

But I fixed by defeat Uruguay

2-0 at home.

In Asuncion, Paraguay

I defeated him 2-1

And in Santiago, once again

I beat Bolivia 3-1

And I did not stop so easy

I beat Venezuela 3-0 at homeland

Then I came to Barranquilla, Colombia

And I draw him 3-3

What a fierce fighting

At least I could meet the last opponent

I met Ecuador in Estadio Nacional…

And I smashed him 2-1!

And finally, I qualified

And I didn't fear anymore

I am coming to Brazil…

And I shall fair-play!

…Chile when was singing she had opened her body, started sexual by showing her corsets, underpant. I wasn't looking on…

Chile: …and thank you."

France: "Bravo! I love you, Chile!"

South Italy: "Sexy lady!"

…after a while…

Brazil: "Okay, fun's over! Let the character finish his job."

…Brazil disbanded. I came back to my business…

Me: "Thank you, Brazil. Okay, Miss Chile, do you want something in this World Cup?"

Chile: "I'll qualify to semi-final. I won't step back in Brazil anymore."

Me: "You should know Spain will face you again, in 2014."

Chile: "Then I hope Brazil kills him."

Me: "What?"

Chile: "Spain has in the titles so long. If I can't, then Brazil will."

Me: "You deninitely dislike Spain. Maybe due to history?"

Chile: "Somehow…"

Me: "Alright."

Chile: I won't let anyone disappointed.

Me: "You'll?"

Chile: "And I won't let you disappointed, like I've told."

Me: "Can you do it, again?"

Chile: "I'll. As Chile, I won't give up!"

Me: "Nice. I love your spirit. But I have an allergy with… sexual, you know, because of my parents."

Chile: "I see. They hate sexual."

Me: "Thanks."

…I and Chile looking for a moment…

Chile: "Why did you look at me?"

Me: "I'm tired…"

Uruguay: "Okay. So… Chile, you can go."

Chile: "I'm on it…"

…well,… when Chile'd gone, I had been sleeping…