A/N: in the second half now! Favourites, favourites?
N is for Nag
'Gojyo, please, that's not what beer cans are for.'
'Gojyo, we need some things from the grocer–'
'Gojyo, the dustbin's right there–'
'Gojyo, leaving the toilet seat up is unacceptable, even if we are both men.'
'Gojyo, do remember to buy eggs.'
'Gojyo, really, that's quite inappropriate.'
'Gojyo, I understand that you're intoxicated, but kindly do not dance with the broom.'
'Gojyo, I hate to wake you, but this blanket is supposed to be for two of us.'
'Gojyo…'
'Gojyo…'
'Gojyo…'
Hakkai shouldn't have to worry about Gojyo's affections; he has to be in love to put up with the man.