"Ike, it's so hooooot!" Marth whined. He and Ike were spending this sudden heat wave under their special oak tree outside.

"I know, I know. You don't need to keep reminding me." Ike wiped the sweat from his forehead.

They weren't wearing their usual get-up. Marth wore a tank top and used his tiara to keep his bangs from sticking to his forehead. Ike went completely shirtless (which Marth didn't mind at all).

*Plop, plop, plop*

The sound of pitter-pattering grew louder. A little pink ball ran up the fields to the two and handed Marth a flyer.

"Hi!" Kirby said.

"Mario and Luigi opened up an ice cream stand near in the left wing?"

Kirby nodded in response.

Ike looked out to that area. It was true. It looked like a majority of the smashers were crowded around a small purple stand.

"Well I could definitely go for something cold right now." Marth announced.

"Me too. Kirby, care to lead us the way?" Ike watched him nod.

"Ugh, if only I could move. Go without me." Marth shut his eyes.

Ike sighed as he got up. "We both know that's not happening."

Marth kept still.

Ike sighed again and took the only option he had. He lifted up his boyfriend bridal style and threw him over his back like a towel gripping his legs.

"Ike! Put me down!" Marth demanded.

Ike simply ignored him. "Let's go Kirby."

Kirby took the lead.

"Ike you can't do this out in public! It's embarrassing!"

"Good thing you were asleep the other few times I did it. You look pretty cute from this angle." Ike smirked.

Marth turned red. "P-put me down."

"As you wish." Ike followed his orders and placed Marth's feet on the ground. All eys were on him but that didn't phase him. "What can I get for you love?"

"I'll get it myself thank you." Marth walked up to the stand.

"What-a can I get for you?" the red Mario brother asked.

"Vanilla please." Marth answered.

"I'll have vanilla with chocolate sprinkles please." Ike added.

"Here you are." Luigi handed over the order. "No charge."

"Thank you so much." Marth thanked.

"Ahh this is nice and all, but I already have my sweet treat right here." Ike pulled Marth close to his bare chest.

"You're so corny." Marth giggled. He began to eat.

Ike smeared the tip of his ice cream all over Marth's lips, then proceeded to lock him in a kiss using his tongue to lick off the vanilla. "Man that's good stuff."

"Cut it out. I'm too hot for these games right now."

"Yes you are." Ike smiled.

Marth blushed. "I hate you," he whined.

"Too bad I'll always love you." Ike replied.

Oh please, meet the real corny one here.

Ps. It's me