KP in Tough Being a Girl

Ever wonder where Kim and Ron would be if Ron had been born a GIRL and still knew each other from since Pre-K? And then one day while visiting a top-secret lab to stop Drakken, she becomes the male Ron we all know and love? What would happen? What would any natural-born girl, stuck forever as a guy do? Read on to find out!

Chapter 15: Explosive Friend

Ron steps out in a nice, dry and clean shirt and the wrecked pants that looked charred but in a stylish way. He steps forward, slowly approaching the mirror at the sink and hears Felix apologize once again but simply waves his hand in the air, "Don't worry Felix. I think I have an idea but I'll need Bonnie's help"

Felix is in shock and says loudly, "Bonnie? What can she do?"

Ron walks over to the door and opens it to see her waiting outside before he grins at Felix, "You forget her status in the school."

Felix is completely baffled as he watches Ron get Bonnie's attention and begin to whisper in her ear, making her face go from her usual grumpy one to a wicked grin with him wondering all the while what Ron has planned.

(Later)

Ron strolls out of the bathroom with his pants looking charred and torn enough to show the edge of his boxer shorts through one of the holes in the front. Bonnie steps up behind him since she'd been in the bathroom as well.

Jason laughs and points at Ron, "Look at him! Look at what the cripple did to his clothes!"

Kim gasps for a second as she turns her head and sees Ron with burnt clothes. She could even see how the boxers underneath were charred too.

Bonnie steps out from behind Ron, causing a loud gasp from the entire Bueno Nacho building! She had on her angry face and Jason knew not to cross her when she had on that face which he'd learned most painfully.

She walks right up to Jason and starts to jab Jason in the chest, each time getting more painful to him and he was used to being in football! She says, "You wouldn't know a good fashion idea if it hit you on the head!"

Bonnie decides that Jason's had enough jabbing and steps back so that she can show her own charred clothes that she wears! She thinks, "This had better work..." before she says, "You've seen worn and torn clothes right?"

All Jason can do is nod numbly and mumble "Yeah..." as he looks at her and the charred spots on her. He is amazed at how, for the lack of a better term, hot Bonnie looked and it took all his remaining willpower not to start drooling.

Bonnie grins as she can see that she has Jason hook, line, and sinker. Now all she has to do is reel him in and Jason would be begging to wear the same clothes he had been making fun of just minutes ago!

Bonnie says, "Don't you think I know a cool fashion trend in the making?" She spins around showing off the burned spots on her clothes much to the enjoyment of the brain-numb football player. She then says, "Now, don't you think you have an apology to make?" as she narrows her eyes and bats her eyelashes to finish the deed.

Jason stares blankly for a minute before Bonnie walks over to where Ron is and hooks her arm into his, making Kim jell a lot.

Jason snaps out it and approaches Ron slowly before he says, "Um... sorry about what I said earlier. No hard feelings?"

Ron glances at Bonnie and sees her nod while missing Kim grind her teeth as she watches how close Bonnie hangs onto her best friend.

Ron smiles that goofy but happy smile of his, as he says, "No problem dude, friends?"

Jason smiles in return and holds out his hand as he says, "You're an all right guy, Ron."

Ron raises his hand and together they go through a couple of hand motions starting with a gentle tap of fists.

When that was done, Jason turns to Felix and says, "Hey man, do you think you could burn my clothes like that later?"

Felix blinks in surprise and nods as he says, "Sure, anytime you want."

Jason grins as he plans on just what clothes he wants to have Felix burn before he says, "Cool, I'll come by after school tomorrow with a bag."

Felix thinks, "I think Ronnie just started a new trend with Bonnie's help!" He then looks at Ron and frowns a little at the way Bonnie was clinging onto Ron. He thinks, "Of course, she got what she wanted by helping Ron. A cool new boyfriend who will be at the top of the chain for as long as this crazy trend lasts."

Felix glances over at Kim to see her standing there with her hands balled up into fists while staring at Bonnie. He follows her eyes and sees Bonnie looking back at Kim with a smug look that clearly reads, "He's all mine now!"

Ron was apparently oblivious to the staring contest as he was watching Jason talk about the new trend with some of the other people in the place. Still, the tiny part that remained which was a girl did enjoy the way he looked and even was touched by the sudden and nice switch he did.

Kim thinks, "Bonnie is only going to use Ronnie to elevate her status and then hurt him when she's done using him!" She flexes her fists for a moment as she then thinks, "Ronnie deserves a real friend who won't use her..." She shakes her head for a moment before continuing, "No... I mean him. Ronnie may have been a girl for all her life, but she is a guy now and I'll have to learn to accept that. I won't let Ron's first girlfriend as a boy be with Bonnie! It'll scar him for life!"

A small voice suddenly speaks in Kim's mind, "You want to be your friend's girlfriend don't you?" This surprises Kim and she almost shouts at the small voice, "N-No! That would be..." The small voice says, "Right? After all, who knows Ron better than you?"

Kim answers not as loudly before, "But we're both girls... It would be... No! I doubt that Ronnie is even thinking of girls like that, boy body or no!" The small voice, which seems a bit stronger, louder as well says, "You know you've been having dreams of Ronnie as this very boy and kissing him at a dance, who is to say that wasn't a premonition of your very future?"

Kim's voice grows weaker as she knows she is losing the battle with herself as she says, "But... but Ronnie... I mean Ron couldn't possibly feel that way about me. Could he?" The voice answers quite strongly now, "If you were his best friend, don't you think you already know that answer? He does but right now, he is balancing between the girl he was and the boy he is growing into. The way things are going Bonnie could take him away from you forever. Do you want that?"

Kim's voice returns strongly as she thinks, "NO! I don't want to lose Ron ever!" Not realizing that she'd just thought of her best friend in the male sense and not the female sense. She starts forward towards Ron and Bonnie with the whole conversation in her head having only taken a few seconds while feeling much longer. She knew she would separate Bonnie from Ron if she had to do it forcibly!

Bonnie was smiling like the cat that got the early morning bird as she clung to Ron while Kim approaches the "couple" with firm determination. She sees Kim coming and says, "Don't even think about it Possible!"

At the mention of Kim's name, Ron turns his attention to Bonnie and says, "Did you say something Bonnie?"

Bonnie smiles and says, "Oh, nothing important… I don't think that Jason will be bothering you anytime soon." She glances at Kim as she says the "nothing important" part to burn Kim.

Ron smiles and says, "About that Bonnie, thank you for your help. This couldn't have been done without you."

Bonnie looks like she is about to purr at his compliment when Kim says loudly, "Ron!"

Ron turns to look at Kim and thinks, "She looks tweaked! What's going on?"

However before anyone can say another word, the Kimmunicator starts to beep, interrupting anything that was about to come out of Kim's mouth at that moment.

Kim grabs at the Kimmunicator quickly and turns it on. She can't help it but she angrily says, "What's the sitch Wade?"

Wade blinks in surprise at Kim's fire in her voice and says, "Man, what's got you tweaked Kim?"

Kim growls, "I am NOT tweaked!"

Bonnie grins slyly while pointing at Kim as she says, "Oh, you are so tweaked Possible! Just admit it!"

Kim growls even more angrily than before and turns away from Bonnie before she gives in to the feeling to send the girl to the floor unconscious. She says, "Wade! What do you have for me? I assume this is more than a social call?"

Wade thinks, "I guess Bonnie's being a bigger pain than usual. Maybe she'll be better when she hears what I have to say." He says, "Drakken's been spotted! They are breaking into a top secret lab again."

Kim shifts into mission mode as she says, "Drakken huh? Ronnie and I are ready. Do you have a ride for us?"

Wade thinks, "I thought the parents insisted that he be called Ron now? Whatever…" He says, "Yes, I've set you guys up with a ride and it'll be there soon."

Kim thinks, "Good! A chance to get Ron away from Miss Viper…" before she says, "We'll be ready. Thanks Wade!" and then she turns the Kimmunicator off.

Kim turns to Ron, gritting her teeth as she sees that Bonnie is still hanging all over Ron while he looks so clueless. She says, "We better change Ronnie, I mean… you know what I mean."

Ron nods and says, "Gotcha covered Kim!" He starts to move when a tug on his arm stops him. He looks at Bonnie and sees something on her face, which if he didn't know any better would have been a longing of some kind but that couldn't be. Bonnie hates him, right?

Bonnie says, "What about me? You are coming back right?"

Ron tilts his head curiously before he hesitantly says, "Um… Yeah…I'll be coming back from my mission like always."

Bonnie can tell Ron isn't getting it so she says, "I mean about us, after all I did help you when you burned your clothes after Possible here spilled the soda on you!"

Kim growls, "That happened ONLY after you threw it at me!"

Bonnie waves her hand as if dismissing Kim as she says, "Details, details… It was still your fault that you knocked it into him!"

Kim got even more steamed and knew she was close to losing it so she says, "Come on Ron, we've got to change before our ride gets here!"

Ron gently slips out of Bonnie's grip and says, "Thanks for the help Bonnie, I owe you one. Laters!" Kim yanks him at the shirt collar before he can say anything more towards the restrooms.

Kim pulls her mission clothes out of the backpack along with a spare for Ron and tosses his at him, "Go get change and hurry Ronnie! No time to look good ok?" She falls back into her old habit talking to Ronnie in her anger and without even realizing that she did that she storms into the women's side.

Ron stands there for a moment with the clothes in his arms before he walks into the men's side and changes into his mission clothes. He manages to come out at about the same time as Kim does which is good because the ride lands right outside.

The duo leaves the Bueno Nacho quickly after that with Bonnie crossing her arms since she didn't get a chance to say anything to Ron and Felix just waves bye to them taking off.

A minute later Monique shows up and says, "Looks like the place is still standing, so what's the damage? What happened between Kim and Bonnie, Felix?"

Felix is still staring up at the craft that is almost out of sight and says without even looking in her direction, "I don't know Monique… I'll have to get back to you on that one."

AN: Well everyone, I hope you liked this chapter and that I managed to throw a surprise or two in there for you all. Thanks to Bonnie, crisis was averted, I bet no one saw that coming! As for all you Bon-Bon fans, I've got an ice bucket waiting for you after you all imagine how Bonnie looked. Lol! Looks like to me Ron has climbed up a few rungs, would you all agree? Did you all like the self-talk within Kim's head? She's just as confused as Ron is about the role in each other's life and it'll take a little while to get used to it, wouldn't you agree? The most fun part oddly enough was writing the jabs between Bonnie and Kim. Poor Felix, he was insulted and then used by Bonnie and all to help Ronnie/Ron, no wonder he's so confused as how to answer Monique's question! As always, thoughts, ideas, suggestions, bribes with bottles of Yoohoo(used to power this creative mind), KP Music Video addresses, and Tara's Phone number are always accepted and appreciated:D

Odd tidbit of info: Jason was originally going to be Brick, but I changed my mine as I couldn't imagine him being so mean so I changed him into one of the other football players. The one that had been mean to Ron when he was being a reporter and asked if anyone was failing and still going to play in the game.

Next Chapter Info: Kim and Ron go on their first mission since the change! Remember Ronnie/Ron is still getting used to her/his new body. How will it go? What will happen with Drakken and Shego when they see the new Ron? Will the bad guys win, get captured or escape? Any thoughts people?