The Ultimate Alliance Of Authors Episode 15 Do Something

While ravercozy, Adngo714, Kage Bijuu, and Blame Truth were talking to Beulah, Chewie Cookies got into an altercation. He was just standing there minding his business when one of the guests stepped on his shoe, which was no big deal to Chewie Cookies but the guy was drunk and feeling a little froggy so he foolishly decided that Chewie Cookies was the perfect place to leap and stepped on the other one.

"What are you going to do about it?" he challenged drunkenly.

"You're drunk," Chewie Cookies said.

"I'm sober enough to kick your ass," he said punching Chewie Cookies in the face.

Chewie Cookies responded with his patented World Most Devastating Uppercut knocking him completely out with one punch. His friends rushed to his defense and a brawl broke out between them and the Ultimate Alliance, which Morristofoxes and lulamaemobster took as and opportunity to advance their mission.

"You want to take this upstairs away from all of this" they asked each girl.

They were unable to say no and went upstairs.

I DO NOT OWN NARUTO AND/OR THE CHARACTERS

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After eating an uncomfortable breakfast, Naruto wanted to know the ways of his clan so his mother sent him and his children back to Uzumaki to learn them while she got to know Hinata.

"What do you want to know?"

"Uh, well, what's a typical day like?" Naruto asked.

"Same as any other clan really, especially since this area is consisted of people of our clan or connected heavily with us to the point that we tolerate them."

"Wow," Naruto said in disbelief. "I've been told of how dangerous you guys are but everything seems so cool."

"Don't let that fool you," Uzumaki warned. "That's because there's no one here that tries to go against us and what we do. Just remember, Uzumaki isn't just a clan, it's a way of life."

"Okay, so do we have any rules?"

"Whatever Big Daddy says."

"What about jutsu?" Naruto asked again.

"We're a clan of water jutsu users," Uzumaki said. "I've been told that the only clan that had water jutsu on par with ours was the Senju Clan."

"We're that good?" Naruto asked. "I've dabbled a little in water jutsu but I had no idea."

"Well, if you want to learn, some of the others are training out back."

Naruto and his children went out to the back to find some of his other clansmen practicing, he was greeted by another of his clansmen, an older man named Miyagi Uzumaki.

"If you're back here," he said. "You must want to learn about our jutsu."

"Uh, yeah," Naruto said.

"Well, come on."

Naruto went into the training area where he and his children were to be taught.

"So, I assume that you know how to use the Water Style," Miyagi said before getting started.

"Yeah," Naruto said. "Except for Haru, he's still at the academy."

"Good, that makes things a bit easier."

Naruto and his children began training and whole new world of jutsu opened up for them, they were simple, which made them easy to use. However, despite their simplicity, they were extremely effective and hard hitting jutsu.

"You see," Miyagi started to explain. "Unlike those motherless dogs in the Namikaze Clan, we don't waste time with complicated jutsu. We keep our jutsu simple so that we can use them over and over again."

"But won't the enemy start to see it coming?" Shoichi asked.

"That's why you have to find different and original ways to execute them, the chances of the opponent countering it shrinks."

Hearing this struck a chord in Naruto as it sounded like his personal philosophy on combat.

"That's what I've been telling you two."

Naruto and his family spent the next week learning about his clan until it was time to go.

"I don't want to leave," Naruto said. "But I have to. I'll be sure to come back the first chance I get."

Naruto and his family exchanged farewells and hugs with his mother and the rest of his clan before leaving.

"I'm still surprised at how nice they are," Hinata said to Naruto.

"Yeah, I don't know what Tsunade was talking about," Shoichi said.

"Tsunade?" Uzumaki asked. "Did you just say Tsunade?"

"Yeah," Naruto answered thinking nothing of it.

"She's in the village right now?" he asked.

"Yeah," Naruto answered still thinking nothing of it.

"I think it's time we paid a visit to the Leaf Village," Uzumaki said to some of his clansmen. "Goku, Vegeta, Ichigo, Jaggerjag, Yusuke, Yugi, and Luffy, you're coming with me."

As they left to get their things ready, Uzumaki only had one thought in his head.

"I just may make her mine yet."

"What's going on, Mom?" Naruto asked confused.

"You said the magic word," she started to explain. "Uzumaki has been trying to bed Lady Tsunade for as long as I could remember."

"She's not going to like that I let that slip," Naruto thought realizing that he made a mistake.

"Well, I guess I'd better come too," Kushina said. "If only to make sure things don't get out of hand with the Leaf. I'm just worried what will happen if we run into any Namikaze, you said that they're back in the Land of Fire, right?"

"Yes," Naruto answered.

"Oh, damn it," she said as she went to get ready.

The clansmen that were to travel with them came back and Naruto was surprised to find what Ichigo and Jaggerjag brought.

"You guys wield swords?" Naruto asked.

"Our mother's clan uses jutsu based off of our swords," Ichigo answered.

They departed and upon arriving at the gate, Naruto thought it'd be prudent for them to wait at the village gates while he tries to get the others to wrap their heads around the idea of the Uzumaki clan being there. He entered Kakashi's office and at Naruto's request, he sent for all of the shinobi that were older than him in the village.

"I don't know how to say this so I'll just come out with it," Naruto said. "Some of the members of the Uzumaki clan are here…"

Before he could finish, there was a panic in which some of the shinobi tried to escape, most notably Kakashi, Tsunade and Shizune who were dashing for the gates to escape not knowing that's where the one's they were escaping from were waiting. Seeing that Shizune was ahead of her, Tsunade smashed the ground causing her to lose her footing and fall.

"You bitch," Shizune screamed at her mentor.

"You sacrifice what you love," Tsunade shouted back. "Take care of Tonton."

Kakashi was escaping through the rooftops as Tsunade noticed him.

"Hey, you're the hokage."

"Fuck that," he shouted. "I don't want the job anymore."

As he tried discarded his Hokage robes, Guy showed up for their daily challenge.

"Ha, Ha, yes!" he said smiling. "It's tim…"

Before he could finish, Kakashi knocked him out of the way and continued until some of the ANBU caught him.

"Trying to leave without us, huh?" one of them said.

"It's not what you think, guys," he tried to weasel his way out of it.

"We're not dealing with those people alone, you pussy."

Tsunade continued her mad dash while the ANBU dragged Kakashi back kicking and screaming, she knew she was home free when she saw the gates until she caught a glimpse of the most frightening she'd ever seen.

"Those glasses," she thought as she tried to stop.

It was too late as her momentum was so great that it caused her to slide in the dirt underneath her into the waiting arms of Uzumaki Uzumaki who had noticed her approach.

"Ah, you must've come running the moment he told you I was here," he said as he caressed her.

"Oh, damn it," she thought.

"How have you been, Lady Tsunade?" Kushina asked.

"I've been better, hey, why don't we meet with Kakashi?"

"Sounds good," Uzumaki said as walked with his arm around Tsunade.

"I'm not gonna deal with this shit by myself," she thought as she kept moving Uzumaki's hands off of her shoulder.

Inside the hokage's office Naruto was looking at Kakashi tied to his own chair glaring at the ANBU in the office to make sure he doesn't desert them.

"You know I could have you executed, right?"

"Fine, as long as I don't have to deal with them," the ANBU said.

A knock came at the door breaking the stare down.

"It's me," Tsunade said.

"Come in," Kakashi said with a sigh trying to get ready for the coming storm.

The door opened and in walked Tsunade still trying to keep Uzumaki's hands off of her.

"Uzumaki Uzumaki," Kakashi said feigning a smile through his mask. "It's so wonderful to see you again."

"Where's the rest?" Naruto asked.

On the way to the hokage's office, Goku, Vegeta, Ichigo, and Jaggerjag saw Shizune and tried to gain her attention.

"I love you," Goku said.

"No, he doesn't" Vegeta said pushing his brother to the side. "Because I do."

"Neither of them loves you as much as I do," Ichigo said pushing them both out of the way only to be moved by his brother Jaggerjag.

"I love you the most," he said kissing her hand.

"Hey, back the fuck up," Goku said.

A brawl ensued between the four clansmen while Shizune watched not knowing what to do as she'd never had suitors before.

"We're going to go on ahead," Kushina said shaking her head. "Don't take too long and don't cause any trouble."

"We can't make that promise," they said while the brutalized each other.

As they continued walking, they passed Ichiraku ramen and Yusuke, Yugi and Luffy spotted Ayame. Like their clansmen did with Shizune, they started to compete for her.

"I would eat you like a bowl of ramen," Yusuke said.

"I want to marry you and have little ramen making Uzumaki's," Yugi said.

"Can I get a bowl of Miso with a side of you?" Luffy said.

They each realized what the other two were trying to do and turned on each other.

"You heard what I told the others," Kushina said as they continued on.

"They aren't Big Daddy's children for nothing," Kushina said to Kakashi and Naruto after explaining the whereabouts of the rest of the clan.

"So, what's new in this village," Uzumaki asked. "Besides you being hokage, of course."

"Well …"

"See you later, Kakashi," Uzumaki said as he noticed that Tsunade had left.

Kakashi breathed a sigh of relief as he avoided them for the time being.

"They haven't even been here a day and they're already fighting," Kakashi said. "Well, at least there aren't a lot of them. How've you been, Kushina?"

"I'm fine, Naruto told me of Jiraiya's death."

"Yes, that was hard for a lot of us to take."

"And you're hokage now? I remember Minato's first day on the job, he'd already made up his mind that he wanted you to succeed him if Naruto wasn't ready."

"I'm honored to hear that, how long will they be here?"

"Uh, I'm guessing however long it takes for Uzumaki to get Lady Tsunade or get the picture," she answered.

"Okay, do you have any place to stay?"

"We have enough room," Naruto said.