Sorry the update took so long. By the way I'm going on holiday on friday so i'll update before then but it might be a week after that before the next update sorry!
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Day 3
Pixie Liar CamPOV
Sobbing is heard and Jasper is tapping on the closet door
Jasper: Alice come out the closet
Alice not in camera view: NO you KILLED two of my cars in less than a week!
Jasper: Neither was my fault I was drink drivving the first time and Rosalie threw me out the window the second time cuz i killed her ca- ok I'm going to shut up now
Alice not in camera view: Yeah you do that!...Jasper leave my emotions alone!
Jasper: But your so angry and upset
Alice not in camera view: ...You're just bored aren't you?
Japser: *Smirking* ...Well yeah
Alice jumps out of the closet landing on Japser
Alice: Buy me TWO new cars and I promise you won't be board for ages
Jasper: DEAL!
Place Not To Play Bunggie-Jump Bella from CamPOV
Edward and Bella are sat haveing a date on his sofa on the roof
Bella: Told you this was a nice place
Edward: Right as usual my love
They kiss but are interruptted by a bored groan
Edward: Hush woman you are ruining the moment!
Tanya is gaged and bound on a thick metal pole over the roof, hung by a massive Wedgie
Tanya: Few Bashurds!
Sexiest Room In The House CamPOV
Rosalie is cleaning up the the wreckage of her and Emmett's room.
Rosalie: Stupid idiotic vengful vampires. Can't stay burried can they! No but atleast my hair is still skilky and so-
Emmett walks in with a pole and a snake
Rosalie: Um Emmett?
Emmett: Yes my precious?
Rosalie: What are you doing with a POLE a SNAKE?
Emmett: Tourchering Tanya
Rosalie: ...
Emmett: Edward's got her hanging from the roof major wedgie style
Rosalie: ...
Emmett: Come watch
Both walk over to the window. Emmett climbs out and comes back a second later and is handed the pole by Rosalie. He starts poking out of the camera view Tanya. Both he and Rosalie laugh.
Old Dude Lair CamPOV
Carlisle is reading 'Vampires are from Pluto Werewolves are from Forks' when Emmett's booming laughter reaches his office. Carlisle walks towards the window opens it and leans out.
Carlisle: Emmett what ARE you doi-
A falling Tanya pulls Carlisle down with her as she passes the window. BANGG!
Carlisle not in camera view: Emmett when I get my hands on you so help me!
Tanya not in camera view: Make that two of us!
Emmett not in camera view: Gotta go!