((A/N: chapter 13 was seriously jacked up. Sorry, When.I.Marry.Haru. I have no idea what happened to it! All my chapters seem to be doing weird things though..

Freaking glitches.

Anyway, this one's for Yoink Daydurfurits!! Merry Christmas!!))

12/14/06

"Not a creature was stirring-"

Not Even A Mouse

"You know, Yuki, you never did tell me what Kyo got Haru for Christmas." Shigure drew out.

The rat sighed to himself, looking from his book to the ever-annoying dog.

"And I'm not planning to either."

He would have smiled, but the stupid man wasn't worth that kind of gesture. He turned the page in his novel, seeking some peace in its pages. Surprisingly, the man left after a few moments. Most likey to try getting an answer out of the cat.

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"Kyo!" The dog exclaimed, slamming the boy's door open rather rudely.

..and was met with a vision that reminded him why he continued writing smutty stories everyday.

"Pervert!" The, currently naked, cat screeched, throwing a pillow in the man's direction. "Get out!"

He shut the door quickly, his face surprisingly warm. He was almost thirty years old, and he still blushed after walking in on the two lovers. He guessed any normal human would too, but he was Shigure Sohma! Walking in on two teens having sex was supposed to make him laugh, to give him inspiration for another chapter, not make him blush and slam the door!

Damn those two and their.. love making!

"Kyon-kyon!" He called, bent on embarrassing the cat as much as he'd been embarrassed. "Is that make-up sex I hear?"

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"Bastard." Kyo muttered later.

He and ox sat in their room, staring awkwardly at eachother, and currently fully clothed.

Haru just smiled, wrapping his arms around the angry boy.

"It's not like he actually saw anything, kitten." He reasoned.

They both knew he was lying.

Why else would the man be so quick to slam the door? Haru wouldn't be surprised if the whole ordeal appeared in one of Shigure's books one day. Haru could just see it now..

"Their sweat covered bodies rocked back in forth, shaking the bed as they expressed their deepest desires, lust blurring their vision. Haru stared down at his lover's trembling body, moaning in pleasure-"

"HARU!"

The ox snapped out of his daze, feeling a sudden tightness in his pants that he'd just gotten rid of moments ago. Kyo's face was bright red, as he realized what his boyfriend was feeling.

"We are not doing that twice in one hour!" He shrieked.

The ox smiled once more, wondering just how long the cat could keep that promise.

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"Have you ever noticed that everyone in this house is a pervert?" Yuki asked quietly, flipping through yet another page of his novel.

"Except for Tohru, of course." Shigure corrected.

The rat nodded deafly. "Well, of course."

The dog smiled deviously, pretending not to notice that the younger boy hadn't defended himself.

"So?" He began.

Yuki looked up from his book. From the tone of Shigure's voice, he knew something was up.

"How's the book?" He scratched his head boredly.

The boy only shrugged, closing the book in question, and stared at the man in silence. He knew what the dog was thinking. 'Oh, silly Yuki, thinking he's just such a perv, just for reading one lousy romance novel!' But the dog was wrong.

At night, from his room next to the cat's, he could hear every noise the couple made. Every hiss, every word, every yell..

Every moan.

If he listened closely, he could hear the ruffling of the sheets, and the squeak of the bed's springs. Yuki wasn't a pervert because of this, he knew.

He was a pervert because he knew, deep down, he liked his room.

And all the sounds he could hear through its walls.

The End

((A/N: Yuki, you naughty little pervert!!

I just had to put the poor dear in there.. Poor little angsty rat with no one to make hot yaoi smut with!!!

Anyway, I'm running out of reviewers. (aaah..) I mean, I just can't find all of my one time reviewers. I dunno why I'm saying this, since I'm very thankful for the people kind enough to review, but soon I'm not going to have anyone to give my chapters to.

I guess, until next time, Happy Holidays!!))