"We are back once more, fans! What a wonderful day to race!" Dudley exclaims.
"If you mean racing in 100 degree weather, then I guess it's a hunky-dory day to race, ISN'T IT?" Jorgen screams, sweating from the heat.
"Calm down, big fellow." Julian calms him down.
"Sorry, this heat is getting to me." Jorgen says, more calmly now.
"I feel like I'm in a cookie in a little grandma's oven!" Gir exclaims.
"And what other place to be in this heat then a barn!" Julian explains.
"What, that doesn't make any…" Jorgen begins to explain, but gets interrupted.
"Barnyard from Back at the Barnyard!" Julian says. "This track is adding a new feature: Moving Hazards! The Animals, like Abby, the sheep, and Duke will move to different spots on the track, and they will move back and forth from where they are, so be on the lookout!" Julian explains.
"Alright, racers, to your positions!" Dudley excitingly cheers.
3…
2…
1…
GO!
( Track Music: /watch?v=osuhlptx0J8 )
The racers fly from the starting line and the race is on! Otis gets a good start and takes the lead.
"Eat my dust!" Otis taunts.
"I'm going to beat you this time!" Sheen is right behind him, making good progress.
"I'm going to get you this time, unknown creature!" Robot screams at Ren, once again both carts clashing.
"I'm a chiwawa you bucket of bolts!" Ren screams back.
"Not again." Stimpy says with a sigh.
"No kidding." Monster agrees.
Suddenly, they get hit by Zim, who hit them both with one jellyfish.
"That should be an Achievement: Four Morons with one Jellyfish!" Zim breaks the forth wall. While he was taunting, Bessy appears and stops his car.
"I'm the only one that calls people morons, moron!" Bessy says.
"Great comeback, stereotypical back cow." Zim says sarcastically.
"What did you just say to me?" Bessy smashes her hooves in the hood of Zim's cart, giving him a Break-Down. "Say something else and I'll rip those little antennas off of your little stupid head!"
During Zim's Break-Down, Jimmy passes him.
"Tough break." Jimmy says.
"Silence, human!" Zim yells back.
LAP 2
"Let me cast a spell!" Tak gets his Juju Power and unleashes it. The Juju gives him Kai Lan's Flower Power and ironically uses it on her.
"Wait, I can't see!" Kai Lan's windshield is covered in flowers, and she crashes into a wall. "I'm okay!"
"I'm coming for you!" Jimmy closes in on Ren and Stimpy.
"Back off, huge head!" Ren activates Kitty Litter, making Jimmy spin out.
"I'm going to win this! Just wait and see! This is my track! I know every…" While Otis is in his monologue, Duke walks in the road, making him lose a few positions. "Duke!" Otis cries out.
"Sorry Otis, I had to get my ball." Duke explains. All Otis does is sigh.
FINAL LAP
"Yes! I'm doing good this race! I might be able to win this if I really try!" Kai Lan is getting a good position.
"Oh no you don't, little girl!" Otis tries hitting her with a trash can, but she puts up a shield.
"Here I come, Skipper! I'm gonna get you!" Sheen is in first, stopping Skipper from getting first.
"Not this time, boy!" Skipper goes through the barn, off of a ramp, over Sheen's head, and across the finish line.
"Darn it!" Sheen cries out.
Sheen finishes, followed by Robot and Monster, and Ren and Stimpy,
Kai Lan was just about to finish 5th before Zim when suddenly…
"I can't… take this heat… anymore." SpongeBob lets go of the gas as he passes out on the steering wheel because of the heat.
"Wait! Is SpongeBob out cold?" Jorgen asks.
"No, he's out hot." Dudley makes a joke.
"Don't push it, dog." Jorgen threatens.
Waffle checks up on SpongeBob.
"SpongeBob has passed out from Heat Exhaustion and cannot continue. SpongeBob will sadly have to be disqualified." Waffle explains.
( Music Change: /watch?v=jB70LFhGPQc )
Kai Lan suddenly stops and turns around. Otis finishes when she does this. "Oh yeah! I beat you! Take that, fool!"
Waffle sees her turn around.
"Wait, you're going the wrong way!" Waffle tries redirecting her.
"But not the wrong decision." Kai Lan stops near SpongeBob and helps him out of his cart. All of the racers who didn't finish yet stop to see her help him out. She picks him up and puts him near the shade.
"That… was the kindest thing I've seen!" Dudley is about to cry.
"Are you okay, SpongeBob?" Kai Lan asks.
"I am now. Thank you." SpongeBob says.
"Everyone needs a helping hand at times." Kai Lan smiles.
"You… gave up winning to help me. Why?" SpongeBob asks.
"Helping a friend out is a billion times better than winning. Besides, it's just an empty cup." Kai Lan answers.
"Dudley, is carrying a racer out of his cart legal?" Julian asks.
"Hey man, she's not really forcing him out, she's just helping him walk." Dudley explains.
"Woooohoooo!" Otis does donuts in the dirt, but he stops. "Hey, what? What's going on?" Otis is confused.
"That's what I call racing right there." Mr. Nick adds.
"I can't believe I'm saying this, but that was pretty cool." Jorgen says.
The crowd cheers unbelievably loud as Kai Lan finishes. The rest of the racers start back up again and finish.
Meanwhile, Otis is still taunting.
FINISH!
Race Results:
1st: Skipper- 12 points
2nd: Sheen- 11 points
3rd: Robot & Monster- 10 points
4th: Ren & Stimpy- 9 points
5th: Zim- 8 points
6th: Jimmy- 7 points
7th: Otis- 6 points
8th: Kai Lan- 5 points
9th: Tak- 4 points
10th: Danny- 3 points
11th: Bessie- 2 points
12th: SpongeBob- 1 point, Disqualified.
Cup Results (so far)
1st: Skipper- 28 points
2nd: Jimmy- 24 points
3rd: Bessie- 23 Points
4th: Ren & Stimpy- 23 Points
5th: Kai Lan- 19 Points
6th: Otis- 19 Points
7th: Tak- 17 Points
8th: Zim- 17 Points
9th: Robot & Monster- 16 Points
10th: SpongeBob- 15 Points
11th: Danny- 15 Points
12th: Sheen- 15 Points
"Now that is some real racing there." Dudley is now crying.
"That display just gave me respect for the little girl." Jorgen explains. "And made me lose it for Otis."
"I'm good! I beat you!" Otis is taunting when the crowd starts booing him. They start throwing trash at him. "What wrong with everybody? Ow! What's happening? You all don't deserve the cow!" Otis storms off.
"Three cheers for Kai Lan!" Jimmy hollers. The other racers pick her up and cheer.
"Hip hip, horray!" Everyone cheers. As they toss Kai Lan into the air and catch her again.
"Now that was true racing! Tune in next time for some amazing races! I hope Otis this time finally learned his lesson about Respect." Mr. Nick gives the signal to go off the air.