Dear FanFiction Writers,
Because Finn won't acknowledge that I exist, I'll make sure you all know some stories about him. I wish I could send the videos through the letter, but I can't. First off, I know for a fact that he's afraid of pigeons. He accidentally drove into a flock of them once… I can't think of any other embarrassing moments about him for now, but be assured I do have the videos, and I will find more when I get around to it.
Love,
Londyn
Londyn: *Sneaks letter into the compilation*
Finn (10 minutes later): What is this? Londyn?
Londyn: Just my way of getting revenge…