Thanks for the Reviews yoai lover 14706(NOO! DON'T DIE YET I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU!) bmth 007 (No he can't and won't for a little while, but don't fret he has friends on his sides)and PriinceJohnnyRainbows (Um..*sweat drop* Pedo bear please dont take Priince...or any other children for that matter...please)

Oh and just about every chapter will now have some form of smut.

I Don't Own Naruto

Phew 2 Chaps in less than 72 hours

Previously

They made it to their seedy motel. The music could clearly be heard and the occasional train went by. They were all unheard of by the two sweaty bodies meshing on the bed. Delicious friction created sparks of pleasure. Sasuke couldn't help the moans he released. Nor did Kakashi want them to stop. Sasuke and Kakashi panted for air in the insufferably hot room. Sasuke moved his hip they same way he did while dancing. Rubbing them into Kakashi's who mirrored the action.

Were they dancing or having sex? wondered Kakashi. Both were sensually good. So unbelieveably good. He needed inside Sasuke now. He didn't know why the urgency struck him but he had to now. With out heistation he slide his way into Sasuke. Sasuke released a cry at the suden intrusion.

Sasuke saw it. The molten silver and swirling crimson. Kakashi was crying for release...crying for him. Kakashi needed him. He would give him his all because Sasuk truly loved him.

Now

In the spacious family room, all the get-away couples sat on their knees heads down. With the absolute fury of Kushina and Mikoto glaring down at them.

2 days

They left for 2 days without thinking of the reprecussion or the stress they caused them. The two soon to be sister-in-laws ranted and raved. For all they knew Itachi and Kyuubi could have eloped with them as their witnesses! Huh then what? All Mikoto and Kushina's hard work would have went down the drain and did you care?

No!

This went on for a good hour. Before the real seriousness of the situation went down.

"Everyone who had sex raised your hand" commanded Mikoto. Instantly, everyone's hands went up.

"Everyone who used a condom while having sex come stand to the left." command kushina. Everyone stared at her like she was an idiot. But one fierce gaze from the firey red head had them moving. Ciel, Sebastian, Shikamaru, Asuma, Neji, and Gaara went to the right.

"Now everyone who recently took the pill and then had sex stand to the right." The remaining couples marched to the right leaving only 3.

Itachi/Kyuubi

Naruto/Sai

Kakashi/Sasuke

Kushina's eye twiched. "Sasuke please tell me you cheated on Kakashi and had sex with Naruto"

"See!" Kakashi cried childishly.

"Shut up" Sasuke snapped at Kakashi "No I had sex...with Bakakashi" he said turning to Kushina unashamed to admit the fact he did indeed sleep with the man.

Kushina shook with rage. She was tired of this shit "I'm tired of this SHIT! (See)"

Out of nowhere she pulled out a steel bat. Her hair started floating through some super natural force. Everyone's sweat dropped. Well not Alois,Ceil, and of course Suigetsu. The two spoiled brats assuming they were out of trouble decided to listen to their ipods. While Suigetsu laughed his ass off. But anyway that's beside the point, Kakashi began to cower behind Sasuke. Feeling death was finally upon him. He gulped.

"N-N-Now... wa-ait AhHHH" Kushina swung the bat straight for Kakashi's head..

"YOU BASTARD"she screeched. Aiming once more. SWING! SMASH! She missed instead hitting an expensive vase. The husbands cowering in fear thought maybe this was going a little too far. Fugaku nudged Minato.

"Go control your wife" hissed Fugaku.

"Go tell your wife to call her off" bite back Minato. Neither moved to do anything. They got pass the miracle of not just marrying them, but living several years through it.

"Do you just break mother's sons heart for the hell of it! *SMASH* HUH!" demanded Kushina. Kushina had officailly snapped. They had tried hundreds of plan to get rid of this pest. Even bulldozing his expensive sportscar wasn't enough. And even now he was easily dodging her powerful blows. SMASH!The coffee table was no more. She stood there with the bat still embedded in wreckage, huffing and puffing like a big bad wolf. What would it take? She started growling. WHAT?

Before she could go on with another berage of attacks her son plea'd with her to stop. "Mom! Stop! Please! It's o.k I don't mind. I-I-I'm mated to Sai." screamed a blushing Naruto.

The room froze. Nothing dared to move. It was like the room was suspended through time and space. Then the screeching came suddenly.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPP!" The cries of fangirls were heard loud and across Konoha. Everyone cringed and shiver. Even Minato and Fugaku were too familiar with that cry. Many girls during there day thought them to be in love with each other. They shivered again. Such horrible memories.

"WHY DIDN'T WE THINK OF THAT?" cried Kushina.

"I KNOW! IT WAS SO OBVIOUS AND BRILLIANT" replied Mikoto.

"AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO MY BRILLIANT NARUTO! COME HERE SWEETIE" demanded Kushina. Naruto shakily walked over recieving a kiss from each mother on the cheek. They went on gushing about how lovely it was that they were mated and having cute Naru children. It went on and on until Kakashi cut in.

"Does this mean your going to stop butting into our relationship?" he asked.

"NO" they said in unison. Kakashi sweat drop.

"Why would we accept you?" challenged Mikoto.

"Your seven years older then Sasuke."

"Making your a pedophile" Sasuke yelled he was 19, but that, of course, was ignored.

"Your a pervert artist"

"You probably don't make that great a living"

"Your a dog!"

Kakashi would have came up with a lame excuse, but aside from 2 of those accusations all she said was true. He decided to change the subject.

"Umm...why did you put them in groups" Kakashi inquired pointing to the groups.

"Because it's mating season" began Kushina

"A.K.A the baby making season" At this all 3 semes paled. They had completely frogotten about that. They just wanted to touch their mates. Kakashi viewed the dark hickey on Sasuke's neck he made and then down to his belly. He broke out in a sweat.

"S-S-Sasuke" Kakashi called out. Sasuke looking just as pale looked up.

"Are...y-you...?" he promptly looked down at his flat stomach. Naruto and Itachi were in similair states.

"I-I-I don't know" he responded.

The world went black for the 3 semes.

DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUN SOOOO? Much better than my previous chapter. That one was more of a filler than anything else. But this! This pushes it over...I think.

So who do you want to be preggers...

Just Kyuubi or Sai or Sasuke

Kyuubi and Sasuke

Sasuke and Sai

Kyuubi and Sai

all three?

Let me know and review...My wish is to at least get 35 reviews for this story! And SEQQUUEELLL! DO YOU WANNA SEEEQUUEELLL?