Pokémon 100 Theme Challenge

Prompt Number 52

Sexy Times

"Truth or dare… mmm… everyone." Katharina purred, looking at the circle of her new friends and shipmates at the table, all of their expressions showing their suspiciousness of their resident pirate.

"I don't think you're allowed to do that…" Ikkaku muttered to Chess, the red-head shrugging before whispering back, "Well, let's see where she's taking this. Katharina is a pretty fun girl; maybe it won't be that bad. But we all have to come to a unanimous decision." The group all looked at each other before debating whether to choose dare or not.

"I refuse to do a dare; especially after what Shinji made me do." Yumichika growled, crossing his arms defiantly and giving a small, 'hmmph.' Shinji and Nnoitra snickered to themselves before giving each other a look. Shinji decided to speak up for the partners, "We'll take either or." Chess smiled and nodded before looking at Ikkaku for confirmation on the choice. Ikkaku bit his lip and glanced down at his beer bottle before taking a swig of it and nodding at the tiny girl. "Well, on behalf of the entire group, except for Kenpachi and Yachiru since they decided to get out before the fun really started," Chessebelle specifically said this loudly, a bump from above them signaling Kenpachi's awareness of what Chessebelle had said, before she chuckled and continued, "We all agree on choosing truth."

Katharina nodded slowly before shrugging and looking at the group. "It didn't matter to me if you chose dare or truth, I was gonna ask the same thing." She purred before crossing her arms, leaning back in her chair, and putting her boots up on the table, crossing her legs as she nonchalantly spoke the truth she had concocted.

"Tell everyone your most embarrassing sex story."

The group's eyes all widened and looked at one another in disbelief before they all turned on Katharina. Nnoitra seemed to be outraged and quickly pointed a finger accusingly at her. "Oi, you can't just ask someone about that! You have to share your own story if you expect us to share our's!" He hissed at the pirate, who laughed hysterically at his outburst, finding it rather humorous how fast he turned on her, before pulling her legs off the table and leaning forward. The group consequently leaning forward to listen better, figuring she was going to whisper to make it even more interesting and dramatic.

"Well… It wasn't so much embarrassing as it was disgusting. You see, I had just gotten my first boat, so I had thrown a party with all my friends at the time, who invited all their friends, etcetera. I had gotten lots and LOTS of alcohol beforehand, and I was planning on getting shit faced and having the best time of my life. So, the party started and went on for a few hours, from about midnight to five-six in the morning. It was a pretty great party, and a lot of people passed out drunk in the cabin downstairs and some on the deck, but in safe places, so as to not fall off, you know? I was getting pretty clingy to this one guy, and was attached to him all night, so it wasn't a surprise we were fucking by the time everyone was asleep, up on the railing. Well, the ship rocking from the waves that morning and all the beer he had been drinking made him feel nauseous. To sum it all up, he puked all over my body. Needless to say, I threw him into the water and kicked everyone out immediately so I could clean my ship and wallow in self-pity."

Everyone in the group looked at one other, a mix of emotions on their faces. Embarrassment, sympathy, disgust, and laughter were some of the expressions show on their faces before Katharina jabbed her hands out in front of her expectantly, waiting for the group to share their stories since her's was finished.

All five of the group members seemed to look up at the sky or the floor as they thought of their most embarrassing sex story. The resident red-head felt her cheeks tinting pink before she thought of an idea. She doubled over in her chair, clutching her tummy as if she was in absolute pain, and wailed in a low voice as she put her forehead on the table. The red-head felt everyone's yes on her in curiosity, before she made a loud noise of guttural pain, Ikkaku rubbing her back and questioning her health.

"I… I think I'm getting cramps…" She whined as she whipped her head up and leaned on the back of her chair, clenching her eyes shut and hugging her tummy even more genuinely. The boys at the table all looked at Yumichika expectantly, Katharina smirking as she realized what she was doing. Before the pirate could call her out, Yumichika quickly got up and helped his boss to her feet and walk her out of the lower cabin, up to the dock for fresh air. "Ahh… the sweet taste of weaseling out of something." Chess muttered under her breath, Yumichika smirking and nodding as he glanced over his shoulder at Ikkaku, who was looking up at him like an abandonded puppy. The couple gave each other a look before snickering and shrugging. Chessebelle mouthed the word sorry before blowing a kiss and walking with Yumichika away from the game of interrogation or humiliation.

"Well, boys, it's down to you three. Who's going first?" Katharina's voice made all the men look towards the cock woman and grimace together, all making similar faces of disgust at their stories. Shinji looked around for something to cause a distraction, chewing his gum absent-mindedly. Gum?

Shinji stopped chewing for a moment and a devious smirk flew onto his face as he glanced at Nnoitra and in one swift movement took the gum out of his mouth and put it on the end of one of the raven black locks his companion sported.

"Oh no! Gum in your hair, Nnoitra! Come on, let's go fix that right away!" Shinji exclaimed, rushing himself and Nnoitra out of the room before the other could shout profanities and insults of all kinds. Katharina growled under her breath as she shot a glare towards the stairs that lead to the deck. Her hazel hues suddenly softened as they looked across the table at the only one left; Ikkaku.

The bald man gulped at Katharina's stare before he sighed, knowing he wouldn't be able to get out of it like the other four. "Well, Ikkaku? What's ye story? Is it 'bout ye wee crumpet upstairs?" Katharina teased, waiting for the man to speak, a devilish grin on her face. Ikkaku sighed once again. It would seem his fate had been sealed as he opened his mouth to start his story.

"Ikkaku! Chessebelle wants you right now! She's throwing up everywhere and she said she only wants you!" Yumichika's voice shattered Ikkaku's story before he even began it, a smile returning to his face, a sneer returning to Katharina. "Ye guys all be pussies!" Katharina shouted from her perch downstairs, Ikkaku sprinting out of the room like Luppi when he heard the word bath.