heyo everybody!
im sooooooooooo sorry this is about a week and a bit late but my computer stuffed up and then i thought i would add more so...yeah
HAPPY BELATED EASTER EVERYONE! hope you enjoy the Easter Special i did for chu!
Disclaimer: My lawyers are currently working on the topic of owning Naruto at this very second. hopefully i wont have to put a disclaimer in next time!
PS: I changed Tesas deamon to the Ten Tailed Dragon...cause dragons are the chiz
WPMU Chapter 12
CHOCOLATE AND BUNNY ONSIES MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND!
HOP
HOP
HOP
BANG!
SHUFFLE
HOP
HOP
HOP
A slender figure dressed in a bunny suit clumsily made its way over to the sleeping body of Uzumaki Naruto. They got something round out of their woven basket and placed it beside his bed. They then proceeded to do the same all over his apartment. Before leaving, they placed a note on the wall beside his window.
'Enjoy the egg hunt, meet me at the Uchiha Compound at 11am for lunch.
From ~Your lil' Easter Bunny!
PS: BRING SOME CHOCOLATE!
PPS: It's a picnic, so bring some ramen too!'
Naruto was woken up by the sound of his window closing. He looked around the room and spotted the note. After reading it, he smiled. "Ramen bless you mysterious Easter Bunny person, ramen bless you."
Meanwhile, all hell was breaking lose at the Uchiha compound. Tesa had stayed the night so they could all hunt for chocolate together, but there were some...disagreements. "THAT WAS MY CHOCOLATE EGG YOU FAGGOT! GIVE IT BACK!" Tesa wrestled her youngest Uchiha cousin for a chocolate egg that was found behind their T.V.
"No, I found it fair and square." He explained between pants. Itachi sweatdropped at the two.
"It doesn't matter, we are going to divide the eggs equally between us anyways." As he said this, Sasuke let go from his tug-of-war with Tesa over the chocolate, making the Pami fall on her bum.
"Oh...hnn." He walked into the kitchen to start counting the eggs. Tesa glared at him and held the egg closer to her, stroking it like Gollum did the ring in Lord Of The Rings. Itachi sighed, if Tesa was going to live there, he was diffidently going to go insane, and fast. He could already feel his IQ going down.
"OH OH OH! I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHING!"
"What now?" Itachi asked.
"WE'RE HAVING LUNCH WITH NARUTO!" Sasuke groaned, that dobe was going to eat all the ramen! The Pami raced into the kitchen and started making sandwiches, while Sasuke, happy with his counting of 36 eggs -so they have 12 each- grabbed a tomato from the fridge and started munching on it. Tesa made a face of disgust at him.
"Ew, how can you eat that thing?" Sasuke 'hnn'ed and took another bite, sitting at the table watching her work. Itachi rolled his eyes.
"Whatever, I'm going to get a picnic blanket and basket." He said, but was ignored as the other two had started arguing again, this time whether his hair looked like a chickens butt, which it did.
Something appeared out of the ground in the middle of the dark, damp cave they were forced to resort to until they found a new hideout. "Your late, Zetsu." Said a man with orange hair and piercings all over his face.
The late man replied, "I know, but I have useful information on the whereabouts of the Uchiha brothers and their accomplices, including Kisame." He was half white, half black and looked to be trapped within a Venus Flytrap.
A man with long, blonde hair that covered one eye spoke up. "Well, spit it out un!"
"Patience Deidara! Give the man enough time to come out of the ground fully." The blonde growled as the multi-coloured man suddenly shot upwards, completely out of the rocks. "YEAH DEI-CHAN! HAVE SOME PATIENCE!" Yelled out the one of the two females in the organization. She had brown hair that was tied into a ponytail, and had a bang covering one entire side of her face, and what looked like a scratch from a clawed animal on her other eye.
"SHUT UP DOG BREATH!"
"MAKE ME SHE-MALE!"
"SILENCE!"
They both quietened, looking innocently towards their leader. "Zetsu, please share your information with us." His black side complied.
"We were watching the fight between the Uchiha brothers-"
"When some girl with brown hair and blue eyes jumped in and threatened them, healed their wounds and then hugged them." Continued his white side.
Pein looked at Zetsu intently. "A girl? Which village was she from?"
"Konoha, sir."
"A female from Konoha ne? How interesting. And they weren't dragged along, but went of their own free will?"
"Yes sir, that is correct."
"And what about their accomplices? Kisame and Team Hawk?"
"They are currently headed for Konoha in search of them."
"Good, good. Tell me Zetsu, was there anyone else?"
The plant man hesitated before replying. "There was another, Leader-sama. The Kyuubi container was with the girl, Uzumaki Naruto." Deidara stiffened.
"You mean the blonde knucklehead from Konoha?" Zetsu nodded. "HA! Itachi's probably just gone with them so he can snatch him away and bring him back!" Zetsu shock his head.
"It did not seem that way. Itachi also confessed his true intentions for killing off his clan, and they were different from yours, delicious." The brown haired girl rolled her eyes at her nickname. He bit her once, the name stuck for good.
"Tch, everyone's is different from mine! I'm that one-of-a-kind-psyco-maniac kinda gal! AND STOP CALLING ME THAT BEFORE I CASTRATE YOU, YOU BI-POLAR PLANT FACE! I'M NOT AFRAID TO GET THE WEED WHACKER!" She was promptly hit over the back of her head by the blonde.
"Thank you Deidara, now please, SHUT UP!" A woman with blue hair with a blue origami rose in it walked in and scolded the two. They looked at her sheepishly, muttering a sorry. She may be an angel when she's I'm a good mood, but when she's mad, you may want to flee the country.
Pein stared at her for a while as she made her way to his side, before tearing his eyes away to glare at the snickering pair opposite him. "I understand that you have a topic to bring up?" He glared at the poor female intently, making her smirk, she wasn't moved by it in the slightest, it amused her actually.
"Why yes, I think I do!" She pulled out a huge basket of chocolate eggs from Kisame knows where and put on some bunny ears. "HAPPY EASTER BITCHES!"
"OI ICE-CUBE NUMBER 1! WHERE DO YOU KEEP THE BOWLS AND CONTAINERS?" Itachi facepalmed, did he have to do everything around here? He dragged himself off the couch and away from his movie, to the kitchen to explain one more time to Tesa, where everything was.
"Bowls on the cupboard under the bench, containers in the pantry at the very bottom, any more questions just LOOK AT THE LABLES!" He had to label every draw, cupboard and the pantry saying what was in it so she knew where everything was.
"Oooh, THANKS ITA-KUN!" She went back to stirring the ramen before getting out the containers, filling them with the noodles and putting them in the picnic basket. "Now, only 15 minutes before we meet Naru-kun outside so I had better get ready!"
She walked past the living room, let out a squeal of disgust and covered her eyes. "EW! MY COUSINS WATCH PORN!"
"WHAT THE HELL? THIS IS JURASSIC PARK!"
"I know!" She giggled, patted Itachi and Sasukes heads (because he was watching it too) and skipped into her half-filled room.
Sasuke sighed, "This is why I left Konoha, everyone here is bat-crap crazy."
"Amen to that."
When the female finally came out, she was wearing a bunny onsie with white converse sneakers and her hair tucked inside the hood. The boys sweatdropped at the sight. Only she would randomly rip out a bunny onsie at Easter.
"COME MY EMO RELATIVES, WE SHALL NOW FEAST!" Itachi grabbed the blanket and Sasuke pretended not to know her as she grabbed the picnic basket and skipped out the door to meet the blonde dobe.
Said done was waiting patiently for his Easter bunny to show themselves out the front of the Uchiha compound. An evil glint appeared in Tesas eyes, making the other boys nervous. She silently crept up behind Naruto and put her paws over his eyes. "Guess who." she said, masking her voice with a deep one.
"Uhh...Sasuke?"
"No."
"Itachi?"
"Nope."
"Sakura?" The thought that Sakura had this deep a voice to Naruto sent her into a fit of giggles. Naruto spun around and grinned at the girl. "Hey Tes-chan!" He greeted as he hugged her.
"Hey Naru-kun! Did you enjoy the chocolates?" He nodded enthusiastically while she hugged him back, his chin bouncing up and down on her shoulder. "Good, cause there's plenty more where they came from!" They shared a smile before Sasuke coughed, diverting their attention away from each other.
"Hello men, women and Sasuke," Itachi and Tesa snickered at Sasuke not being referred to as man. "you wanna lead the way to where ever the hell we're going?" Sasu rolled his eyes and walked past the group, hitting Naruto and calling him a dobe in the process. The others just shrugged and followed, talking about the missions they've had in the last few days, those stupid C missions of gardening and shopping for old people where their punishment for leaving without authorization.
Kisame and Team Hawk where NOT having a fun Easter. They had been walking around aimlessly for a few days trying to find some sort of civilisation other then what Karin thought was Sasuke, but turned out to be an old pedophile.
"Oi shark-dude, stop hogging all the fish!" Screamed the whore-ish ape. Kisame sighed, one more day with these lunatics was sure to drive him off the edge.
"Don't be such a pig and eat them all yourself! This is my second fish! And that's your what, eighth?" He shouted back. Suigetsu snickered whilst Juugo was spacing off again, into the world of the birds. Karins face turned red from anger.
"NO ITS NOT! IT'S MY FIFTH! I'M NOT A PIG!" Suigetsu snorted and almost spat out his fish trying not to laugh. She was terrible at proving her case. Karin sighed. "If only my Sasuke-kun was here, he wouldn't let you talk to me like that!"
"That's because he would be the one saying it." Suigetsu smirked and hi-5'd Kisame, his burn affectively shutting her up. The sound of the clap seemed to draw Juugo back into reality.
He smiled softly at them all. "I just remembered, Happy Easter!" The boys repeated the phrase, clinking glasses of water together in celebration, whilst Karin sulked and ate her sixth fish in peace. Suigetsu and Kisame finally found something they can agree on, Karin was a no good whore who deserved to die a slow and painful death. Anyone would though.
Itachi lay the blanket down on top of the small hill, right under the huge, beautiful willow tree. Tesa and Naruto came next, arm in arm, skipping the whole way, with Sasuke slowly trailing behind them. "Alright! Time to snackage!" Tesa said as she put down the picnic basket.
They ended up in a circle around the food. There was a variety of food; ramen, prawns, chips, ham and cheese sandwiches, tomatoes, salad, pudding and cookies. They all said thank you and started digging in. "So Tesa," Itachi started, "when are you moving in? We have a lot of room, approximately 6 or 7 bedrooms altogether." Tesa shrugged.
"I could move in tomorrow if I'm allowed, I don't really mind when."
"I DO!" Everyone turned their heads towards Naruto, who was gaping, having not heard of this plan before. "Since when were you moving?" He asked. Tesa looked sheepish, forgetting to tell him.
"Well, Itachi and I were talking on the way back from the restaurant the first day back and he asked if I would like to move in with him and Sasuke. And I said yes." He looked crestfallen. The thought of her leaving the apartment next to his dropped his mood a lot. Sasuke noticed this and did something he would regret forever.
"-sigh- Tch, you could move in too, dobe. If it means that much to you, you can take the room next to hers." Naruto brightened up considerably and grinned.
"Really?" Itachi and Sasuke nodded a yes and Tesa glomped him!
"YAY! NOW IT'LL BE LIKE I NEVER LEFT!"
"BELEIVE IT!" The eldest Uchiha chuckled, it seemed he would have to clear out another room.
Tesa finished glomping everyone and started rummaging through the bag she had brought with her, finally Beijing out a frying pan. "So, who wants to play ice batter?" All the boys raised their hands.
(A/N: I don't think any one will know of this but ice batter is when you get something, anything and you try to hit ice thrown at you, and make it hit someone else. It's a fun game!) After a few hours of vigorously hitting frozen water around and shoving some down peoples shirts -coughTESAANDNARUTOcough-, they split ways, Tesa and Naruto needed to pack, or in Tesas case finish packing, and the Uchiha brothers went to get the place ready for the two.
Hinata served the food out to everyone along with some of the branch members. After an afternoon of Tesa persuading the emo twins to move her stuff for her and helping Naruto, Tesa was invited to dinner by Hiashi Hyuuga in the Hyuuga compound. When she arrived she didn't bother with the guard and simply walked in…ok so she knocked out the guard and skipped in sucking on a lollypop but same difference. When Hiashi and a few other branch members had gone to greet her, they saw the guard on the floor, sweatdropped, and went back inside. Tesa grinned at the memory.
"So Hinata nee-chan, is Kiba taking good care of Miruku?" She asked. Kiba had taken the young pup under his wing and was training him to be a nin dog, like Akamaru. Hinata nodded.
"He's t-taking quite good c-care o-of Miruku, h-he has learned m-many jutsus." The Pami nodded but sighed.
"It's not the same without him yapping in my ear all day. I miss him." She then handed the young Hyuuga a piece of paper. "Can you give this to Kiba for me? It's my new address." The shy girl nodded and folded the paper into her kimono.
"So," Neji started. "what's for dinner?" He asked. The branch members took the fancy-shamcy, shiny, metal lids off of the food to reveal a selection of garlic prawns, pasta, garlic bread and lobster. Tesa stared at it, wide eyed. No way anyone could have something like that every day. Hiashi nodded towards the Branch members and they walked back out the door.
Tesa, Hinata and Hanabi walked into Hinatas lavender room. "And this," Tesa said, holding up a video camera, "is Hina-chans room! Very purple." Hinata blushed.
"I-I-I like the c-colour p-purple." She stuttered, poking her forefingers together. Tesa and Hanabi giggled.
"Come on, let's go into Neji's room next!" Hanabi bounded down the hallway and into the room on the far end. The white eyed girl and the Pami shared a glance of worry. What if Neji caught them? Surely he wouldn't do anything too drastic…right? They sighed in defeat and walked into the room, to be met with some admittedly good singing coming from the bathroom. They crept up to the door, camera in hand, and creaked it open a fraction. They tried no to burst out laughing. In the foggy bathroom, they found Neji's silhouette, in the shower, singing into a lufa.
"This is why I'm hot, this is why I'm hot, this is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot! I'm hot cause I'm fly, you ain't cause you not! This is why, this is why, this is why I'm hot!" The three girls slowly and carefully shut the door to the bathroom, walked out of his bedroom, shut his bedroom door and sprinted back to Hinatas room. Where they burst out laughing.
"HAHAHA! THAT-HAHA-WAS THE-HAHAHA-FUNNIEST THING-HAHA-EVER-HAHAHAH!" Hanabi exclaimed between fits of laughter. Tesa grinned evily.
"And we have it all on tape." She held up the video camera that appeared to still be recording. Hinata tried to muffle her laughter, but failed miserably, ending up on the ground in a fit or mirth. "Now, all we have to do is find the right thing to blackmail him about." Hanabi shared Tesas grin.
"I have a better idea."
Tesa arrived at her new home to find Easter eggs all over her room. She laughed and looked around, picking up any eggs she came across. When she made her way over to her bed, she found a note on her pillow.
'Happy Easter!'
THERE YOU HAVE IT! 2,769 words exactly! i hope this makes up for the lateness! i should have another chapter comeing your way soon so please stick with it!
PS: Kitty-Wolf-Chans fanfictions=AMAZING! READ THEM RIGHT NOW! NOW I SAY! RAWR!
~Ninjarox