Me: Sorry :
Eddie: we are sorry for not updating in like almost a month but February was really hard on us.
Me: Some stuff had happen that kinda took a toll on us.
Eddie: Yoi no Chi does not own Naruto or Janie's got a gun by Aerosmith
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"I'm just too white and nerdy."
Zetsu raised an eyebrow. He glanced at Pein and Sakura; they were still doing their weird "it's raining men!" thing.
They didn't say it…
The teen looked around, trying to find the source of the sound but came up empty.
Was it a ghost perhaps?
He considered the possibility of an unseen spiritual object even though it was highly unlikely. The sound of a door being knocked down brought him out of his thoughts.
"What the fuck was that?" Zetsu murmured, sharing a glance with his sister. They both prepared for a fight.
The shadow of feet appeared under the door and the door slowly opened. Faster than light, the Haruno twins broke out of their chains, flipping out Hand Seals.
"Yin style: Dark Master's Teeth!"
"Yang style: Light Master's Fist!"
A giant glowing fist burst out of thin air, slamming into one of the intruders whilst sharp fang-like teeth peeled at the other.
"WAHH!"
Sakura froze, she recognized that voice. She motioned to Zetsu to stop. Tossing out a few quick Hand Seals, the offending light fist disappeared along with the demonic teeth.
"What are you guys doing here?" The rosette questioned, straightening her back and crossed her arms. Her intimidating aura swallowed the offenders with awestruck fear.
Pein coughed behind her, "umm… Sakura…." Said girl grunted in response. "Uhhhhhhhh….. I know this is kind of off topic and," Pein looked at Konan and Madara, "things but could you untie me?" The "mighty" South Wing was hanging upside down, his foot stuck in a of the chains.
Sakura sighed, it was kinda a downer that her intimidate-Konan-and-Madara-so-they'll-be-in-awe-of-her-super-awesome-awesomeness (wow, long name isn't it?) was spoiled by the idiotic moron.
Now how will they ever look at me with amazement?
The Haruno pulled a kunai from a brown pouch on her thigh and whipped it at the chains that bound Pein. The chains broke without hesitation whilst Pein fell to the ground with a yeeha. He did a quick back flip so he would land on his feet.
Zetsu gaze settled upon Konan, it was the first chance he had to take in her attire. She wore a slim black T-shirt with the words Bullet for My Valentine across her (he must admit, very good-looking) chest and a crow next to an apple on the lower half of her stomach.
Standard black kung fu pants hung loosely on her hips while her black South Wing shirt was roughly tied around her arms. Clever ash eyes mutely studied the room as the girl (or should he say woman?) pinned her navy hair into a bun, a paper flower placed in it to keep it from falling.
Fuck…
Zetsu looked away. For some odd reason, his cheeks tingled as well as another body part.
Hormones.
That was what he deemed it as, nothing but hormones… hormones that made him what to do… unpleasant stuff to her.
Yes, hormones.
-(line of awesomeness)-
Konan was a little freaked out.
No, it was not the ridiculously hott (and super tall) brother of her roommate who was licking his lips (mmmm…sexy…) but the… evil… purple thing that suddenly jumped out from behind a stack of Barney DVDs.
"Helloo…!"
Madara gasped, "oh my god, it's Barney," there was pause before…, "we're all going to die! Save yourselves! Save yourselves!"
Zetsu shared a look with Sakura, Pein and Konan. "What the fuck?" he grunted with an eyebrow raised.
Sakura shrugged, poking the dinosaur (to everyone's confusion). "Hmm…" she scrunched her eyebrows together, "it feels real."
The purple dinosaur stepped back in clear offence. "Of course I'm real, muffin-sized hobbit!" However he was unnoticed.
The dinosaur huffed, being ignored really hurts a dinosaur you know.
"I don't know…" Zetsu murmured with a stroke of his chin. "Nowadays, more and more people are impersonating Barney. It seems that being caught hiding drugs in his person was really good for business."
"We could always test him…." Pein suggested, shivering when the Harunos gave each other an evil smirk.
-(line of awesomeness)-
"Janie's got a gun. Janie's got a gun. Her dog day's just begun. Now everybody's on the run because Janie's got a gun," hummed Kakashi, an Icha Icha book under his arm as he strolled down an empty hallway.
He glanced around suspiciously before carefully removed a painting of the first Headmaster (a youngish-looking man with long black hair and black eyes named Hashirama Senju).
He hopped into the hole that was behind the painting then quickly put the painting back. Trying to find the lights, the Hatake accidently fell over something or rather someone.
The "someone" moaned, freaking the shit out of the teacher.
"Wahhh! WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT?"
Kakashi flailed, trying to get up but the person had a hold of his foot.
I'm not going to die, I'm not going to die….
He tried to ensure himself that he wasn't going to die but that's kind of hard when he was being held by the foot in a secret bathroom where no one would find him.
Wait…. I'm a ninja ain't I? I'll just use my super awesome secret jutsu!
"Mister, I don't know who you are but if you won't let go of my foot, I'm going to ninja your shitty ass."
His response was the person grabbing onto his foot harder.
"Don't say, I didn't warn you… Forbidden Jutsu 12: Gomu-sei No Ahiru No Ame!"
The evil person of evilness (as he was named) was pelted by… wait for it…. wait for it….. the hard bodies of tiny rubber ducks (as hard as it is to believe, this attack is a forbidden jutsu).
"MUUUUUUHHH!" the evil person screamed though it was slightly muffled.
Kakashi dusted off invisible dust of his shoulders. "OOO YYEEEAAHH! I'm the king uh uh yeah I'm the king. Psh, I just rubber ducked you, bitch," he rapped (don't ask) before getting up.
There was a tug on his foot and he fell down.
"Wha?" he murmured, trying to get up again but something pulled his foot again. "So you haven't died yet? You must be really strong; you are the first one to have survived that jutsu."
The person dragged his foot until his legs were half way under the pile of rubber ducks.
Kakashi dug his nails into the floor as the person yanked him under the rubber ducks.
"HELP!"
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Important Note!
Okay, yesterday, we got a group of friends together and we all have decided that Sakura would be with Hidan and Zetsu will be with either Hinata or Konan (sorry, if you don't like the pairings). On a brighter note, we should be updating more frequently (if you guys care about that) and we have decided that we need a villain so if you have any suggestions on how the villain should be and why (the latter part is optional).
Thank you for supporting this fanfic,
Yoi no Chi and Eddie
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