This is a Funny series which i got the ideas' from HxH drama CD...I thought of sharing my jokes. This is a plain ORANGE [Orange means there is just 'something' but not really] This is NOT a Lemon, This is a FANSERVICE, for fangirls!
Hope you enjoy laughing.
Disclaimer belongs to : sensei
Hunter x Hunter : Comedy of Orange!
Orange 14 : Hotel '44' room
Inside the ship name 'I-lluMi' ...the Manager of the hotel was Kurapika and his co-workers were Gon, Killua, and Leorio...
Leorio: *yawns* there's no costumer...~
Gon: *yawns in the same way* yeah...I wonder where did people go...?
Leorio: *yawns~* Hey Gon,
Gon: hm?
Leorio: have you caught someone thing already? It's been 4 hours since your fishing rod is baited on the water...
Gon: i don't know. I guess, even fishes were busy at something?
*suddenly the Fish rope wiggles*
Gon: uwaah! Leorio! Help! It's coming!
Leorio: *panics* uwat! who are coming?!
Gon: The fishes!
Leorio: anyway! here let me help you!
Gon: that's what i'm saying though-!
*Leorio then grabs the fishing rod and Gon was on his back*
on this scene...i tell you to be ready your ear's...imagine it as drama CD and you'll get the words pretty weird xDD
Leorio: Pull harder!
Gon: B-but it's too stiff!
Leorio: come on! If you're really a man, you could do harder than that!
Gon: ah-! L-Leorio, it's to tight! Plus this is my first time having this thing caught off here!
*both was still pulling hard to the fishing rod who was seemly-have caught a great prize*
Leorio: harder Gon! Pull and Push harder!
Gon: I don't know what's with the 'push' but Leorio it hurts already!
*he meant his hand pulling and gripping the fishing rod not the other way round xDDD*
Leorio: That's it! On the count of 3 we'll do it in a flash together ok?! are you ready Gon!?
Gon: *nods* yes!
Both: ONE-TWOOO! *pulls the fishing rod up*
Both: atlast! weve caught it!
Leorio: now we have a very good Dinner for toni-WHAT THE-!?
Gon: ah! This color of hair...
Hisoka: that hurt you know...*fake sob*
Both: H-H-HISOKA?!
Hisoka: oh my, if it wasn't Lelorio and Ringo-chan...fufu~!
Gon: r-ringo?!
Leorio: It's Leo-rio! Not Lelorio! geez!
Gon: By the way, Hisoka...
Hisoka: hm? *looks down to Gon*
Gon: what are you doing in the middle of the sea anyway?
Hisoka: me? well...*chuckles* i was stalking for something...
Gon: stalking? what or who your stalking for?
Hisoka: s-e-c-re-t...Gon tachan, there are things on the world cannot be known...*started to evil chuckle*
Leorio: hen-tai...dana...umae... [means, your such a pervert... XD]
Meanwhile inside Manager Kurapika's Office...
Kurapika: *bitting finger nail* Dammit. *tapping the desk with fingers* The sales are going down...! How should i tell this to Chairman-Netero...At this rate...things will get worst...!
Gon: Manager Kurapika!
Kurapika: *startled* G-Gon?! W-what's with the sudden ruckuss?!
Gon: Bad news! *tries to calm down* Killua had mistaken the customer's wig as a trash from '99' room...!
Kurapika: what on earth! Then, where did the customer go?
Gon: the customer left..and..besides...about Killua...
Kurapika: hn? what? Tell me Gon, What did Killua do to the customer this time?!
Gon: well...
Kurapika: answer me!
Gon: Actually, Killua said to the customer that:
"Even if you wear that trash wig, it doesn't change the fact that your damn bald and ugly.."
That's why the customer was crying while running away... ^^"
Kurapika: that Killua...saying so such things to someone...*slapsforeahead* Dammit! Are sales will really go down for sure-!
Gon: err... ^w^ please relax Manager Kurapika...plus-
Hisoka: Bad new's Manager Kurapika *appears in a pop*
Both: AH- Hisoka!?
Kurapika: *sweat drops...* What is the bad news this time? I have a very bad feeling...
Hisoka: the customer who have just ride our free broomer cruiser was accidently crushed by me- I MEAN, the cruiser blows up...And the customer was no where to be found TEHE :3
Kurapika: uwhaaat?! Not now! He still haven't paid the room rent! He can't die just yet!
Gon: so, your telling that you don't give a care even the customer dies as long as...he pays the bills? o.o"
Leorio: Big bad news Manager-Kurapika!
Kurapika: what on earth- again?! What is it Leorio? Make it fast! im running out of patience!
Leorio: There is a Ghost in the room 44~! We need help to get rid of it!
Kurapika: *chuckles* oh no no...not now Leorio. I'm not on mood for pranks...
Leorio: but i'm serious...Even Killua was with me...
Kurapika: huh? wait, speaking of Killua where is he? I need to talk to him...
Leorio: that's the problem. Killua was trap inside the 44 room...and we need help...
Kurapika: WHAT!? now-problems here!-problem there and that! Geez! What the hell if going on?! Dammit!
Hisoka: Chill down Manager Kurapika...youve been showing your un-polite-side lately...who would have thought of base on your appearance..you look so of a nice lad and respect a lot..But seem's like you really love to say bad words-
Kurapika: Be silence Hisoka. I have no time for politeness. Listen guys...were going to room 44,,,
Leorio: ekk! B-but i'm scared!
Gon: how about the hotel? no one will be left here!
Kurapika: ugh...since there arent any customer...perhaps lets leave it be and let's go get Killua -soon as possible.
Leorio&Gon: Roger!
Hisoka: fufufu~ i was ignored, but, oh well...i'll come with you guys! XD
Inside room 44...
Kurapika: Killua! Come out! Where are you!
Leorio: Killua come out i have chocolates for you!
Gon: Killua! Come out please! Or else you'll get even more scold by Manager Kurapika!
Hisoka: Killua-kun, Come out~come out..or i'll call your Brother to search for you...
All: *looks to Hisoka* DONT U DARE MAKE THINGS MORE COMPLICATED!
Hisoka: *hides with a card* sorry xDDDD
Kurapika: *sighs* where is Killua...Geez!
Gon: i hope nothing bad had happen to Killua...
Leorio: yeah...
*Suddenly a sound from the dark emerged *
CLANG!-GRAYrg0PLANK!-
All: *startled and frozed*
Leorio: w-what was that?
Gon: Just now, i think i heard Killua's voice!
Kurapika: are you sure of that Gon? I have sharp ears...but i didn't heard Killua's voice...
Hisoka: ah, Why not let's open the lights to see what it was.
All: *dumbfounded* Come to think of it...WHY DIDNT WE TURNED ON THE LIGHTS FROM FIRST PLACE?!
And so, after opening the light.
Kurapika: the room is empty and dusty...
Leorio: *looks away*...Gon, your slacking!
Gon: eh?! why me?!
Kurapika: Leorio, i will cut off slight your salary...
Leorio: aw man! Not again!
Kurapika: it's your fault being lazy!
Leorio: thceee!
Kurapika: *glares*
Leorio: *gulps*
*Another sound came*
All: uwah!
Gon: i hear, it...i could here it! Someone is calling!
Kurapika: Gon, i believe that's my cellphone.
Gon: O-oh? XD
Kurapika: hm?
Leorio: what's wrong?
Kurapika: my phone wasnt ringing...then, just now what was that?
Leorio: nonono...dont look at me i left mine on the table...
Gon: not me either...
Hisoka: not even me...
Kurapika: then...who's phone it was?
ring...ring...ring))))
*suddenly the light goes blackout*
Gon: ah-! The lights...! *started to cry* uwaaah~~ Mito-san i'm scared! ghost is real!
Leorio: i'm scared too!
Hisoka: well...i dont know how should i feel, plus its so dusty here...
Kurapika: bunch of ...anyway! I'll go find Killua myself if you guys dont want to continue!
the time Kurapika took to take his step on the darkness he was frozed. with harsh breathing.
Leorio: ara? Kurapika?
Gon: Kurapika...What's wrong?
Hisoka: are you by chance got sick? Hello? Kura-tachan?
All: *looks to Kurapika who was staring with scarlet eyes on a certain thing* EKK?!
Kurapika: a...spi...der...
*Kurapika only saw a bitsy witsy spider from the dust, it was on it's web.*
Gon: ah-ow...Leorio, should we ran away?
Leorio: crap! not this! Hisoka stop Kurapika!
Hisoka: whut? why, what would Kurapika do?
Kurapika: *rages* SPIDER! *reveals bazooka*
Leorio&Gon: WHERE DID YOU GOT THAT BAZOOKA?! SINCE WHEN?!
Hisoka: woah O_O"
Leorio: this is bad! so bad! everyone run!
Gon: ahhhh!
!KABOOOOOOOOM!
Killua: *appears from the scene* WHAT THE- why the hell happend here?!
Gon: oh- *coughs coughs* It's Killua! Hi Killua~!
Killua: Gon, what's with the sudden bomb up, and why this place was...blown up?!
Gon: about that, we are searching for you, Leorio said you were trapped here, but then..Manager Kurapika saw a little spider...and...
Killua: *face palm* That Leorio causing misunderstandings...
Gon: eh? what do you mean Killua?
Killua: i wasn't trap here, though the door knob was broken in the first place...and there arent ghost here...
Gon: ehh... O_O"|| then where have you been Killua?
Killua: oh me? ive been on the ceiling, ive escape there... ^w^/
Gon: oh...
Leorio: *coughs coughs* that's it! Kurapika, your insane!
Kurapika: b-b-but...my eyes went bloodied all of sudden...it cant be blame...
Leorio: i know you hate spider's but, using a bazooka to kill one was waaaaay insane!
Kurapika: s-sorry! *bows*
Hisoka: hm? My hair went toasted...it turned black...yay new hair color! XD
All:... does he even aware of what just happen? o_o
THE END
I Must repeat , this idea of mine came just becoz i heard the drama CD, if your going to think its like your reading a drama CD translation :D
Hope you did enjoy, and review i guess ^^