Chapter fourteen is here! I can't believe I actually got this far in this story! Well, here is your chapter peoples! Have fun!
Diclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha.
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Chapter Fourteen - In the Danger zone
"I wonder how the trip will be?" Kagome asked as the group entered her and Sango's dorm from the mall. The boys dropped their 'luggage' and collapsed onto the couch as if they had been carrying five two ton buckets around all day. That would be a bit over exaggerated...
"Well, it's a camping trip, so it's bound to be fun..." Sango replied, making her way to the kitchen for a drink.
"For people who like the outdoors..." Kagome said bluntly, letting herself sit in one of the bar stools. She looked at the boys, who were just watching the room speechlessly, like something was going on, when nothing was.
"Are you two still alive?" She asked, walking over to them, and waving a hand in front of their faces, the other hand on her hip, trying to get them out of their 'trance.'
"Hey! Move..." Inuyasha said, gently moving her so he was sitting beside him, and so he could continue to watch what he was watching. Miroku didn't say anything.
"They must be coming down with something..." Sango stated, walking over to close the dorm door, but, the boys told her to stop.
"What? Why?" Kagome asked, she got up and made her way to the door to see what they were looking at. She wasn't sure what to feel when she seen what they were staring at, but, she did know what to say.
"You know, you don't have to watch the television in the 'neighbor's' room, we have one you know! But, you're not watching girls wrestling on our TV..." Kagome said, motioning for Sango to shut the door so the others would come back to reality.
"Hey! We were watching that!" Miroku complained, crossing his arms and pouting, and, for once, Inuyasha agreed, doing the same.
"You were watching a woman trying to take the lingerie off of another woman in a wrestling ring thing!" Sango exclaimed, discusted at the thought. "Now, Miroku, I would expect this from you..." She finished, glaring at him.
"But, Inuyasha! You're becoming a pervert too! We can't live with two perverts!" Kagome said, completing Sango's sentence.
"You know for once, I agree with what Miroku said a long time ago, it's human nature, well, male's at least, to..." Inuyasha began, but, he couldn't remember how what he was supposed to say was supposed to go.
"Admire the beautiful essence of the female race, that we were blessed to be in the presence of on this lovely day." Miroku finished simply, leaning back on the couch and looking around for the remote to turn the TV on and continue watching their little show.
"Yeah! What he said..." Inuyasha said, staring at the blank television screen, hoping it would magically come on if he thought about it enough.
Kagome and Sango exchanged glances, and Sango held up the remote, which she had snatched before either Inuyasha or Miroku could get to it and turn the TV on.
Miroku noticed the item in her hand. "Okay, that's not fair!" He whined.
"Ha, if you think that's not fair, you'll hate us now, you're not watching TV in this dorm until Sango and I are sure that that stupid wrestling show is over." Kagome said. She took the remote from Sango and took the batteries out, then tossed the 'broken' remote to them, and then she walked over and unplugged the TV itself.
Miroku and Inuyasha fell over on the couch. Could those women torture them any more?
Kagome smirked in victory. "Pervert... Sss... Perverts, that's what you two are, Perverts." She said, putting emphesis on the 's' at the end of the word 'pervert.'
"Humph. So, we can't watch TV, what can we do, then? You took away our only entertainment here!" Miroku asked, standing up to find himself something to do.
"Explore the dorm or something. Do something that's not in the perverted category." Sango stated. "Come on, Kagome. We need to talk..." She added before walking into Kagome's room, Kagome at her heels. The went in the room and locked the door, so the boys couldn't disturb them.
Inuyasha and Miroku watched them walk away and dissappear.
"So... what room do you want to go through first?" Inuyasha asked, standing up and joing Miroku. Miroku shrugged.
"Eany, meany, miney, moe?" He suggested. Inuyasha nodded and began to play the game, excluding the room the girls went in.
"-- and my mother told me to pick the very best one and you are not it." Inuyasha finished, pointing at one of the doors, the one which his hand had pointed to.
"Isn't that Sango's room?" Miroku asked, walking up to the door and grabbing the handle, as if he was going to go in, but, he hesitated. "If she finds out we went in her room..."
"She gave us permission to 'explore the dorm,' her room is part of the dorm, so, it's live bait, now, let's go!" Inuyasha explained, pushing the door open, and shoving Miroku in the room.
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"All right, Kagome, spill." Sango demanded, as she sat next to the girl on her bed. She waited patiently for her answer.
"Okay, I... Uhhh... All right, he was sleeping... And something just... Overcame me, and I guess I kind of... Kissed him?" Kagome explained, twidling her thumbs nervously in her lap and looking down at the pillow which she was holding.
"You what?" Sango asked in disbelief and shock.
"Just what I said I did. But, I didn't count it as 'stealing my kiss back,' because he wasn't awake, so, yeah..." Kagome began, "By the way, were you serious when you said I had to get my kiss back?" She asked.
"Well, if you were serious, then yes, if not, no." Sango replied truthfully. "So, were you serious when you told me I had to kiss Miroku...?"
"Yes..." Kagome answered. Sango bit her lip.
"Oh boy. Kagome, you have it easy compared to me!" Sango exclaimed, laying down, her head landing on the feather pillow which she had 'stolen' from Kagome a minute before, leaving the other girl with the flat one.
"What do you mean? We are in the same deepness of water right now, Sango! We both have to steal a kiss back, I from Inuyasha, you from Miroku." Kagome stated, Sango hadn't told her about the second kiss yet...
"Not exactly..." Sango muttered just loud enough for her to hear before rolling over and laying on her side so Kagome couldn't see her face without leaning over and looking.
"Oh really? Why do you say that?" Kagome asked, confusion, curiosity, and suspicion mixed in her expression.
"I'm treading dangerous waters..." Sango began, glancing at Kagome, who now looked more confused than ever. "I have to steal two kisses from him... And..." She continued, pausing to hear Kagome's exclaimation of 'What? Tell me everything!'
One... Two... Three...
"What? Tell me everything!" Kagome exclaimed.
There it was.
Sango sighed and say up, a little embarrassed by having to tell Kagome everything, but, it was fair.
"Okay, so some strange way we ended up in a 'tickle fight'... I don't remember how... Oh right, I said 'thank you' for something, but, I stopped myself before I said it, and he wanted to know what it was, so he tickled me, and then... After he found out what it was, he kissed me again, saying it 'was a goodnight kiss' and then he went to bed..." Sango began to explain. Kagome was leaning closer with every word she said.
"Ohhhhh!!! Sango!" Kagome squealed, grabbing Sango and pulling into a choking hug. A minute passed before she let her go.
"That's awesome! Oh my gosh! You two really are getting somewhere! And don't you say 'it was just a friendly kiss' that's what you said the first time! Besides, if you kissed back, it wasn't just a friendly kiss... Did you kiss him back...?" Kagome asked, anticipation taking over her.
"Uhhh... Erm, yes?" Sango replied, her face heating up. Kagome's eyes widened and she brought Sango into another hug. Sango decided it's best not to tell the overexcited girl about the whole bed incident, if she wanted to be able to stay alive...
"Enough about me, is that all that happened with you and Inuyasha?" Sango asked, changing the subject quickly. Kagome nodded sheepishly.
"Yeah, that's all right now, I'm just so scared. What if he still likes Kikyo? What if he does, and then I tell him I like him after trying, or succeeding, to take back my kiss?" Kagome worried, tucking her knees under her chin and setting her head on them sadly.
"What if he doesn't still like Kikyo, and he returns your feelings?" Sango said, pointing out the bright side. Kagome looked at her in question. "There's two sides to every situation, Kagome, you can't always look at the bad side, look at the good side, it'll make you feel a lot better." She continued.
Kagome smiled at her best friend and brought her into a not-do-deadly hug. "Thanks, Sango. I don't know what I'd do without you. Now, come on, I'm sure the boys are dead bored out there and we should give them the TV back..." She said, standing up and making her way to the door.
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"She sure has a lot of stuff, doesn't she?" Inuyasha asked, going through one of Sango's drawers, picking through the items she had in it.
Miroku leaned over to look at what Inuyasha was looking at. "Yeah, she does -- Woah!" He exclaimed as he opened the bottom drawer of her dresser. Inuyasha set down the address book he was looking through and knelt down to look at what Miroku had found.
"Hahahahahahahahahahaha!" Inuyasha burst into laughter at the sight of what he seen, Miroku chuckled himself, but was more surprised at what he saw.
"Look at these! They're like ... silk!" Inuyasha said, picking up one if the garments and examining it.
"Inuyasha! Don't touch that! But, you're right, I never knew Sango wore such expensive lingerie." Miroku said, gently taking the undergarment that Inuyasha had picked up and set it back in the drawer.
"Is that polka dotted?" Inuyasha asked, reaching over to the other side of the drawer and picking up the item.
"Most likely to go with a black shirt, or a polka dotted shirt..." Miroku pondered. "Does she even have one of those?" He asked.
Inuyasha shrugged. "Let's check." He suggested. He stood up and walked over to her closet of clothes to see if she had a black or polka dotted shirt. Miroku joined him shortly after.
"Jeez! She has a lot of clothes, too!" Inuyasha exclaimed, going through the rack of shirts, pants, jackets, and shorts.
"Yeah ... but, she never wears half of them..." Miroku said, picking out one of her shirts. "Like this one."
"Well, no duh! That thing would barely cover her! It would end right below her chest!" Inuyasha stated.
"It's made that way, Inuyasha. And Sango being so insecure of herself would probably die before she wore it." Miroku explained. "But it is black..."
Inuyasha rolled his eyes. "I bet you'd die to see her in it." He said.
"Most likely." Miroku agreed, grinning. "And you'd die to see Kagome in one. Only, Kagome would probably wear one before Sango would." He added.
Inuyasha growled. "Shut up!"
"Inuyasha! Miroku!" Kagome's voice rang through the door.
"Crap! Lock the door so we can put everything back!" Inuyasha quietly told Miroku. They returned everything to normal, then, they took the chance of leaving the room.
"Why were you in my room?" Sango asked suspiciously.
"You said to explore the house, we did eany, meany, miney, moe, and it landed on your room, so we went in and had a look around." Inuyasha explained casually, Miroku had already made his way to the kitchen to get a drink of water.
"What? Did you go through anything?" Sango demanded to know, crossing her arms impatiently.
"Nope. We just looked around and examined everything that was on the top of everything, and we looked in your closet, but that's it." Miroku lied walking beside her and sitting down on a bar stool.
"If I find out you're lying, you'll regret the day you were born..." Sango warned, walking into her room to look everything over. Everything.
Miroku and Inuyasha exchanged glances. Hopefully she didn't notice anything different...
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Ha ha ha! I don't know about you, but that was one funny chapter. Lol. I am crazy, ain't I? Well, at the beginning of the chapter, I gave you all a hint of the following chapter that will be coming up either tonight, or tomorrow sometime. Depends on how I feel. Most likely tonight. I updated early today because ... well, truly, I don't have a reason why. I feel lonely, my best friend is going to the beach from tomorrow 'till Sunday! Wahhh!! I'm going to miss her. ( ( cries ) ) Well, I guess to make up for her absence, I will just write more! Lucky for you guys!
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