Dear America,
First off I want to tell you it's me! Loseofit777. Ok so I have a crush on
you. I think you are such a sexy country. America what do yu think of Charlie
Sheen? Do you watch Regular Show?
Thnks for being such a great country even I think you spend to much on
unnessary things like I see people with food stamps and Iphones, BnWs and such
why is that if they don't work?
It's ok I really love studing your histroy. Your so amazing how did you become
a world power when you started off with nothig?
Love me
PS will you date me?
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Hi Person-who's-name-I'm-too-lazy-to-write!
I know I sexy (no matter what Arthur says!). Although... I'm sorry I can't say have a crush on you, considering I don't know who you are and all... What do I think of Charlie Sheen? Welll... I dunno, kinda love him, kinda hate him, kinda don't care... It's really hard to be a country with so many beliefs (totally worth it, though). I'm afraid I can't really give you a straight answer.
You keep asking all these hard questions! It's not fair! Although, those last things were mostly made by people, and not so much me. Iphones are awesome though! How can people not want one! Did you know that some people researched, and discovered that if you're a democrat you're more likely to have an iPhone, and if you're a republican you're more likely to have a Blackberry? Weird, huh?
Thanks
-Alfred
PS. No, I won't date you, sorry.