Disclaimer: I don't own that.

Shout Out: Gone into TRON: Legacy again, and the writing bug bit me again.

Warnings:Now I want to write Alan with the twins. Oh, god, what have I done?

To Whom It May Concern,

My name is Alan Bradley, and I am writing to you because I've received your letter stating I am eligible for your repopulation program based on the fact I am as of yet unmarried, magic-wielding and citizen of your Ministry, along with being that 'Harry Potter' persona you've accused me of being.

I am writing back to you to correct your misconceptions. Firstly, I am 50 years old, which is way over any age bracket for proper marriage. Secondly, I don't have magic, and never had it. I am a programmer, and that is a completely mundane occupation. Thirdly, I've lived in States my entire life, so your talk about my so-called obligation to do my duty is a moot point as I am an American citizen.

As for you, your missive was very presumptuous and rude to the extreme. I shudder to think what is your civilization like, if your leaders are so uncouth as it is from the get go.

As for me being married -

The rest of the letter was interrupted and encoded in 0-1 code.

(After decoding it with the help of some clever Muggleborn witch - )

Alan-1 is mine. He is my Creator and my User. We've got him back after many Cycles - too many for your puny minds to comprehend and you arrogantly think your unreasonable demand has any kind of prerogative, be that on or off the Grid. Let me enlighten you - it isn't. Alan-1 belongs to us and if you try to take him away, being derezzed will be the least of your worries.

Tron

Security program

Alan-One. Creator. User. Mine. Protect. My User. Mine. Mine. MINE. Not yours. Never yours. Never.

You want to take him away. Tear. Kill. Destroy. ANNIHILATE. Alan-One MINE.

Game Over.

RINZLER

Oh god, you do have a death wish, don't you? I've known Uncle Alan since I've been born, and he sure as hell is not magic - well - except with code (He created TRON . 'Nuff said.) And you want to marry him off... I've laughed myself sick at your expense. Though he's a good-looking bloke, I wish you luck getting past his guard dogs. Tron and Rinzler are possessive as fuck and I've a bet with Quorra when they will tumble him between the sheets, and I intend to collect on it. (Quorra disagrees, but that's a moot point.)

Look, dudes, I am doing you a favor. A huge one, you may want to thank me for saving your lives later. Leave Uncle Alan alone. Never mind Tron and Rinzler, even as dangerous as they are. Instead you ought to worry about yourself being exposed to…mm, say, the whole fucking world? Clu may be a goddamn bastard and Uncle Alan is one of rare people he likes (though he loathes my father with the every circuit of his being,) and if you choose to persist, he'll sic the entire Grid on your sorry asses. And believe me, this would be no fun on your side. And I will help.

Toodles,

Sam Flynn

CEO of ENCOM Corp.

Grid King(hastily crossed out ) Queen

Afterword: This is a typical bungle where Harry's soul was reincarnated in another body after Voldemort tried to kill him as a kid. But instead of keeping his magic, Harry reincarnated completely, not to mention earlier than his supposed 'birthday', considering Lily's protection, whatever it was, curved time and space.

As such, Harry is not Boy Who Lived, but lives as one Alan Bradley, Computer Geek Extraordinaire, creating the Grid with his friends and everything.

TRON: Legacy happens, but with the difference of the main actors surviving - meaning Sam's father, Clu, Rinzler, and a week after that, Sam can't keep it hidden anymore and blurts to Alan what had happened in the Grid. The three of them go back to the Grid While Clu survived the ordeal (if barely), Flynn didn't, and there was still the question of Tron/Rinzler thing stalking them.

Tron/Rinzler stalks them, interested in Alan, ambushing him at some point and behaving like a spoiled kitten, much to Sam's freak-out and Alan's confusion. They also find Clu, and for some reason, Clu is not such a hard-ass, maybe missing some memories, and while Alan is busy with the dangerous kitty, Sam is saddled with taking care of Clu.

Mess happens when they tried to clean out Tron's code of Clu's corruption, resulting in creation/separation of Tron's evil twin, Rinzler. Tron is in shock that his Creator/User would come to save him, and Rinzler is so messed up so much it's not even funny, but at least he is somewhat functioning - only more on a feral side.

Those two absolutely don't allow Alan to go out of the Grid without them, and Alan has to take a time out from ENCOM to take care of the 'twins' in question. Sam is both freaked out and entertained with how the two of them demand attention from Alan.

(Not that Sam is immune from the mess, considering that his time of taking care of Clu left him with a very clingy program of his own, resulting in his new title of Queen of the Grid, much to Quorra's amusement and Sam's pouting because damn it, he wanted to be a King.)

Quorra is an angel, bearing with the mess the four of them do in meantime, though that doesn't stop her from being naughty and betting with Sam about Alan's little suitors.