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Penelope stretched out in the morning light, smiling peacefully before turning on her side, putting her back to the window.

"Still very much like a feline y'know that?" Derek asked as he watched her, he watched her open an eye at her, "My own little sex kitten."

"Better watch out for that mouth," Penelope mumbled sleepily, "My husband might get jealous."

Smirking, Derek leant in and moved a bit of hair back off of her face, "Oh is that so?" He asked simply and Penelope nodded and smiled, her eyes still closed.

"But it's okay, he's not the possessive type," She told him as she finally opened her eyes, waking up bit by bit. "He knows I'm faithful."

"Sorry to break that, but last night proved otherwise, Baby Girl," Derek teased her as she began to sit up, the sheet loosely hanging onto her body.

Penelope laughed then and leant in and kissed him, falling against him as her body weakened from feeling his lips kiss her with such passion, then pulling back she rested against him, "You've got the best kisses I have ever felt."

"Mm, I could say the same thing about yours, Baby," He said and stole another one, and then searched her eyes for a moment, "Are you happy?"

Pushing off of him for a moment, she looked at his expression as it drew with seriousness, "What do you mean am I happy? I've never been happier than I am right now, Handsome."

Nodding he took her hand, "I mean getting married without the others here, without my mom, anyone. Was it a perfect surprise for you?"

Smiling, Penelope felt her eyes water, "It was more than perfect." She told him and smiled brightly, "It was everything I could've dreamt it be and more, Hot Stuff and I love you for it."

Penelope could never show Derek how much she loved the way he had taken her on holiday, spent every waking moment with her and arrange their wedding. In amongst getting drinks or the newspaper or other tad bits, he had stung together a candlelit beach wedding at dusk, complete with flowers and a dress and had even made it a valid marriage. He hadn't given her the fantasy of a wedding for them to go home and it not be legit. Even though she would've been more than happy with their marriage certificate on a post-it, just to know she was Derek Morgan's one true love was enough to sate her.

"It was absolutely perfect," She told him again and kissed him before withdrawing before she got carried away. "Now I have a secret for you," She said as she climbed off the bed, taking one of the sheets with her, keeping it wrapped around her.

Watching her go towards where her suitcase was he rose an eyebrow, "What is it exactly?" He questioned her, slightly bewildered. "I mean for it to be in your suitcase..."

Turning, Penelope took a deep breath, "Grab your watch and give me some support while I do this," She simply said as she held up a pregnancy test.

"You're pregnant?" He asked, trying not to let the smile and excitement break loose.

"Well, I don't know, that's what's this is for, Handsome," Penelope said as she went towards the bathroom shaking the test within its box, "Now come here, Baby Boy and hold your wife's hand."

Jumping up he could feel his body become alive with nerves and even more excitement, "Are you nervous, Baby?" He asked, his tone incredulous, "I thought you didn't get nervous?" He teased after hearing her say she wasn't nervous as they were getting married, even though her hands were shaking the entire time.

"Unbelievably," She said as she turned to him, tearing open the box, "This is what you want right? Like now, in life."

"I want it more than anything else in the world, Pen. I got you as my wife at last, this would really complete it," He answered her as he closed their secluded hotel room off and shut the door.

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"So this isn't weird," Penelope mumbled miserably as they stepped out of the elevator only three days later. It was her day back in coming on months, and she was full of mixed emotions, but she was ready to claim her throne as the team's oracle.

"You'll do fantastically and you know it," Derek said as he walked by her side towards the bull pen.

"So the prodigal pair arrives," Rossi said as he came up the corridor, "Starting to forget what you looked like." He joked with them, "How's it feel to be back where you belong, Penelope?"

"I'm not going to lie to you, my favourite Italian man; it's weird and kind of unnerving."

Rossi shot her a reassuring look, "You need to keep faith in your ability, Bella. We do." He told her in his usually manner, "So you should be feeling brilliant."

Penelope looked up at Derek as his arm snaked around her back in a bid to pull her close, "I guess morning sickness is to blame after all then." Penelope spoke so casually that she had to watch the shock on Rossi's face as it slowly seeped through to the surface.

Slowly he laughed, shaking his head, "She was only just given full recovery a couple of months ago and already she's pregnant, Derek? What's your secret? Might have saved my marriages," Rossi said a little too loudly, albeit it happily and congratulatory, as the rest of the team came out of the bull pen. In that moment all welcomes were forgotten as shock settled between them.

"Beginners luck," Penelope added with a cheeky grin and a slight shrug, "Plus, I'm guessing the world's just been dying for a baby of mine and Derek's perfect DNA that they were done waiting on it to happen." She added with a playfully excited wink.

JJ laughed, "Actually the world was just waiting on you two to sort your act out and finally get married, the rest was bound to happen," She looked at Pen's hand and smirked, "And I guess you didn't prove us wrong when we said you were going to get married while away." She shot Penelope a look that said more than words. Penelope knew she was going to taken kidnap when JJ got her chance and she knew she was going to be grilled for answers and details.

Hotch, Rossi, Ashley and Reid all smirked, agreeing and began to walk away from Penelope and Derek with JJ.

"Hey!" Derek yelled out as he took Penelope's hand in his and followed them, "What's that meant to mean? We didn't prove you wrong?"

"I think our games up, Stud," Penelope stopped him, "The whole illusions gone." She played up the sadness of the moment, joking with the moment.

"Illusion? What illusion?" Derek quizzed her as he stopped confused.

"We're not a formidable teasing machine of two best friends," She told him with a smirk on her lips, "We're a formidable teasing machine of a married couple," Penelope looked to see if the others were looking. Satisfied they were she stepped in closer, a hand going to his chest, the other up his chest and over his shoulder to cradle the base of his head, "Which is worse, believe me." She whispered before going up on the tips of her toes some to kiss him in full view of them.

"Now that we didn't bet on," Hotch said shaking his head before going into the bull pen, leaving Penelope and Derek to it.

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THE END!

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