Super Paper Wishology (Rewritten)

By Jayjar100

Original 'Super Paper Wishology' Story By AK1028

OCs belong to AK1028

Names of Timmy's Mom & Dad belong to AK1028

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Chapter 14: Infiltrating The Fortress

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Mario and the group had just gotten to 3-4, right outside of Fort Francis.

"So this is where that dweeb Francis lives?" Bowser questioned. "Pffgght! What's this castle got over mine?"

"Nothing." Bowser Jr agreed.

"Do you think Tippi is all right?" Peach wondered. "I'm starting to worry..."

"I'm sure she's alright." Violet assured.

Meanwhile, inside Fort Francis, Francis was taking pictures of Tippi, who was locked inside of a cage.

The group managed to get into the fortress. The room Francis was in was locked by two keys, so the group agreed to split up.

Mario, Peach, and Violet were one group, and Bowser and Bowser Jr were another group.

Mario, Peach, and Violet eventually found another Pixl, Carrie, who could carry them over spikes so they could get the key. Bowser and Bowser Jr had no problem finding their key.

They met back up outside Francis's door. They tried o unlock it, but the detectors shouted that only 'hot babes' are allowed in, and it shot them with lasers.

They realized that only a woman could enter Francis's room (besides Francis.) They chose Peach to go in there alone.

Peach was slightly scared, but she did it anyway. She opened the door and went into Francis's room.

"Nerrrrr! Who are you?" Francis questioned.

He turned to face Peach. "H-Hey! What are you doing sneaking into my room, huh? Ever heard of p-privacy?"

Peach walked up to him. "Oh, there you are, Francis! I've been looking ALL OVER for you!" She said, annoyed.

"For...ME?" Francis repeated. "O-O-Oh... O-Oh my gosh... It's... It's a h-hot babe.."

Peach then grew confused.

"HOT BABE IN ROOM!" Francis suddenly yelled. "Wha-What do I... Oh man... A REAL girl in my room! This is so hi-technicaaaal! Must...ca...ca-calm...calm down... I'm get-get-get-get... Getting w-way too excited... Sweatles...forming... Can't talk to...girls... Must get...my...laptop...from...Frannypack..."

Francis took out a laptop and begun typing something on it. "Booting up ! Activating Nerr2Babe interface mod with real-time wooing!"

Then, they were suddenly in a dating simulator. Peach didn't have it, and used Boomer to create a big explosion. The explosion destroyed the security system allowing only girls in the room, allowing the others to come in.

Francis looked around a little after the explosion. "That was the only known copy of the Nerr2Babe patch, and now it's gone forever!" Francis yelled. "Nerrr... Real babes are scary!"

"Peach...?" Tippi asked.

Peach walked closer to Tippi. "Tippi! Oh, I was so worried!"

"You... You came. To save me?" Tippi asked.

"So... So you've come to raid my fort and steal Francine?" Francis questioned. "W-Well... No! I won't let you. B-By the way, I came up with the name Francine on my own! Isn't it schweeet?"

Francis turned to Tippi. "At first I thought it was a little weird that you could talk and everything. But the forum reaction convinced me you were hi-technicaaal! You're my only...sniff...offline friend, Francine...so no one will take you away from me!

"Eek!" Tippi said, before a hatch in the floor opened, and Tippi and the cage were lowered into the floor. The hatch then closed.

Peach had to fight Francis. Thankfully, the others were in the room now, so they were able to help.

After being defeated, Francis ran away. The hatch in the floor opened up, and Tippi and the cage were back up in the room. The cage opened, freeing Tippi.

"Mario... You guys came to save me..." Tippi said.

"Of course, we had to." Mario responded.

"Thank you..." Tippi said. "Thank you, Mario!"

"I'm so happy..." She whispered. Tippi started glowing.

"What...is THAT?" Bowser asked.

Tippi started glowing brighter, until a Pure Heart appeared out of her. "The Pure Heart...? But...how..." She asked.

"It's like Tippi's heart just burst with happiness and released a Pure Heart!" Violet commented. "Or..."

"Mario... I was just so happy when I saw that you'd come to save me." Tippi said. "Please, take it."

Now, the 4th Pure Heat was in the group's possession, they rescued Tippi, and now, they were heading back to Flipside.

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In Fairy World, Timmy and his fairies were in the Chosen One mansion, watching a movie. Timmy and Cosmo were in a hot tub.

"He was just a normal gorgeous earth boy with tight glutes," The movie narrator spoke. "'Who saved Fairy World with his fists of fury. Chimney Ferybucker is Timmy Turner in, The Chosen One Ninja!

"Cool!" Cosmo said. "Fairy World adopted Timmy's life story for the big screen!"

"But when did you become a ninja?" Wanda questioned, with Poof in her arm.

"Well, I might have tweaked the script a little." Timmy answered.

Poof saw the action movie, and started imitating what the actor was doing, before Wanda turned the movie off. "Poof shouldn't be watching this, the violence could negatively influence him." Wanda said.

"Relax Wanda, that's just a myth." Cosmo argued.

After he said that, Poof kicked Wanda into the hot tub.

Timmy went out of the hot tub and a cord phone up to his ear. "Yeah, this is the Chosen One, in the Chosen One suite. Can I get four strawberry shakes, six double cheese pizzas, extra towels, and anyone else want something?'

"Nine pounds of cocktail weenies!" Cosmo answered.

"And nine pounds of cocktail weenies." Timmy finished.

He hung up, and all of the stuff he ordered appeared on a table near him. Timmy was about to grab one of the smoothies when Cosmo suddenly poofed in front of him.

"Don't touch my weenies!" Cosmo angrily yelled. Then he realized something. "Hey, that could be my new catchphrase!"

As Timmy grabbed a milkshake and started drinking it, Wanda floated up to him.

"Timmy, don't you think it's time to wrap up the Chosen One thing and I don't know, go back to Earth and school and be good ol' regular Timmy Turner again?" Wanda suggested.

"Yeah… no." Timmy responded.

Cosmo was about to eat one of the weenies when suddenly Poof hit him with a pair of nunchucks. Poof vomited, and then begun to spin the nunchucks, until Wanda grabbed him.

"That's it! No more action movies for Poof!" Wanda said, before Poof kicked her away.

"Why would I go back home when I can do this." Timmy explained. He walked up to the phone again and held it against his ear. "Yeah, this is the Chosen One. Can I have a giant pile of wrapped presents sent up to the Chosen One suite? And don't tell me what's in them, surprise me."

At that, a giant pile of presents appeared. Timmy hung up the phone and opened one of the presents. Inside of them was a pair of roller skates.

"Roller skates?" Timmy questioned. "Well, I did say surprise me."

"But I bet your parents are worried sick about you!" Wanda pointed out. "Aren't they, Cosmo?"

Cosmo had a bunch of weenies in his mouth. He said something, but it was unintelligible.

"And what's that, Cosmo?" Wanda asked. "We should poof Timmy back home before he wishes us not to? Okay!"

Timmy was about to say something, but they were poofed back home before he could.

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Meanwhile, in Count Bleck's Castle…

"…And that is how the ruffians managed to beat me." Dimentio finished explaining. "Ah ha ha. They are strong, to be sure… Very strong. Dare I say… They might be strong enough to defy the prophecy!"

"Spare Count Bleck your theatrics. The light Prognosticus is false." Count Bleck said. "The Dark Prognosticus holds the answer to eliminating heroes that rise to stop us."

"Oh my. That's the first time that morsel of information has touched my ears. Do tell!" Dimentio replied.

"Bleh heh heh… In due time, Dimentio. In due time." Count Bleck said. He turned to Nastasia. "Oh, Nastasia? It's time we set 'him' on these pests."

Nastasia nodded. "Yeah, um, I can take care of that for you, Count."

"Lovely, exclaimed Count Bleck." Count Bleck said. "Return to your posts my dear minions."

"As you command, Count! HAIL BLECK!" His three main minions, O'Chunks, Mimi, and Dimentio said. The minions went somewhere else.

"Um…" Nastasia whispered.

"Does something trouble you, Nastasia?" Count Bleck asked.

"Yeah, Count… You know, there's still time… You can still change your mind." Nastasia answered.

"That is enough, Nastasia. We've already come this far, so we shall forge on!" Count Bleck sternly said. "But you needn't stay by Count Bleck's side. You can depart with my blessing."

Nastasia seemed a little surprised by this. "Um, no, my count. I won't be doing that. My life is already sworn to you. Yeah, it's belonged to you since the day you saved me… I'll be sticking it out with you until my game ends, 'K?"

"If that pleases you…" Count Bleck mused.

Then, Count Bleck and Nastasia left to do their own things.

"My my my! How interesting! Nastasia and the count have such DEEP conversations!" A unknown voice spoke.

The voice was revealed to be Dimentio, who had been hiding. "Mm… just what is our dear count playing at? Sh, well. I'll let him worry about that. I must attend to my own…projects." He then disappeared again.

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Meanwhile with Mario and co, the group had put the next Pure Heart in the Pillar and were about to head to the next door.

Once they went through the door, however, something seemed… off…

"Mmm, stars everywhere… I believe we're in outer space, almost certainly…" Tippi noted.

That's when the group (except for Tippi) started freaking out, because they couldn't breathe.

"Ah… Oh, of course… There's not any air… You need that, don't you?" Tippi asked.

"OF COURSE WE NEED IT, FAIRLY FOOL!" Bowser managed to yell.

"Oh… Oh, gracious me… What am I to do?" Tippi asked herself. "Um… Oh! The Return Pipe!" Tippi managed to use the Return Pipe, and they were transported back into Flipside.

Violet had gotten up first. She seemed to be relieved that she was back in Flipside, but then she seemed confused. "Wait, how'd we get back here?" She questioned.

"I managed to use the return pipe so we could return back here." Tippi explained. "We won't last out there as we are… Perhaps we should ask Merlon's advice…"

After everyone else was awake, they went down to Merlon's house.

Merlon seemed a little surprised when they entered his house. "Oh ho! That was certainly quick work… You've already found the next Pure Heart?" He questioned.

"No, that door led us into outer space…" Peach sadly spoke.

Now Merlon was really surprised. "Space?! Oh ho, I imagine THAT was an unwelcome surprise!"

"Yes… There was no air, so Mario and his friends couldn't breath… What do we do?" Tippi asked.

"Hmmm… Well, if you had space helmets, you would be all right, I imagine…" Merlon said.

"Well are you going to give us some?" Bowser Jr questioned.

"Of course, I don't have space helmets!" Merlon responded. "But I imagine that even something LIKE space helmets would suffice…"

Merlon went over to his shelves, and started rummaging through them. "And I just so happen to… Oh, blast it!"

"What now…" Tippi asked.

"Oh, double blast it all!" Merlon said. "I have some fishbowls, but there's only four of them. I cleaned out my shelves the other day… Yes, I HAD one more, but was making space, and I gave it to someone in town!"

"To who?" Tippi asked.

"Oh, just some random boy…" Merlon answered. "It seemed more convenient than recycling it… You must find that boy and explain the situation! Get it back from him!"

The group decided to split up to try to find the boy. Mario found him quickly. The reason that the boy had the fishbowl was because it was for his fish, but now the fish was getting too big. The boy agreed to give them the bowl if they could find a new home for his fish.

The group met back up again. They found a small area under Flipside where there was a body of water. They emptied the fish and the water into the body of water. Now they had five empty bowls.

When they went back up to the door, they each put on a helmet before walking in. They could actually breathe when they went through the door, thanks to the fishbowls.

"Well, what do you think? Can you breathe now?" Tippi asked.

"Yep." Mario answered.

"Very well… Let's go, then! The Pure Heart is somewhere in this sea of stars…" Tippi said.

And so the group went to try to find the 5th Pure Heart.

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"Timpani, why? Why do you avoid me?"

"Ow... OW! Unhand me!"

[THUD]

"Huh? You're crying! Why? Timpani, you must tell me what has happened!"

"It's nothing... Don't worry about it... Just forget it..."

"Oh no... Timpani, is my father behind this?"

"I'm... I'm just an ordinary girl. No matter how much I love you, we must part."

"Timpani... I..."

"This is good-bye, Blumiere. There's no other choice. This is our fate..."

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Author's Note: Finally. I finally got re-motivated to continue this story. After losing the original version of the Chapter… I just… lost all motivation for this story for a while. Now, I'll try to update regularly.